Gensokyo meme service

A Touhou incorrect quotes blog done for fun!

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Yuugu : What’s going on over there?

Kasen : Whatever it is, I bet it’s Suika's fault.

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Cirno : I want to be a reverse Tooth Fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed!

Kosuzu : A dentist?

Akyuu : I don’t know what your dentist is doing to you, but I think you need to go to the police.

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Aya : I love this whole "good cop, bad cop" thing you two have going.

Sanae : It’s not really a thing, it’s more like I’m nice and Reimu isn't.

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Sunny : Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like, "Look at this flower. This flower is taller than I am! This flower is winning and I am losing!"

Star : You are not ready to hear about trees then...

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Mokou : In light of how you saved my life tonight, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Sumireko : Forty-five seconds?! Mokou : NO! FOUR TO FIVE SE-- Sumireko, Bear-Hugging Mokou : No take backs!

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Chen : Meow.

Yukari : You sly bitch, I would have never thought of that.

Kasen : I'm sorry, can she actually speak cat or is she just messing with us?

Ran : Knowing her... it may very well be both.

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" Having a sibling is either “we ride together, we die together” or “no officer, I’ve never seen that person before in my life,” there is no in-between. "

- Lunasa, about her sisters (most definitely)

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Cirni : Fun fact: I can be killed, but it won't last.

Mystia : This is so vague it scares me.

Cirno : I can heal.

Mystia : No longer vague, but equally scary.

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Youmu : How should we remove our opposition?

Sakuya : Kill them.

Youmu : That's a bit extreme I was hoping for a more passive resolution.

Sakuya : Kill them only a little.

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Tenshi : I'll bet my reputation on it.

Reimu : Sorry, there's a five-dollar minimum.

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Sakuya : Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Patchouli : Please never become a surgeon.

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Suwako : Aya called me short! I'm not short!

Kanako : That's right, Suwako! Go kick her in the ankle!

Suwako : Fuck you!

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Youmu : Come on, Yuyuko, wake up.

Yuyuko, muttering: I’m not sleeping — I’m dead.

Yuyuko : Leave flowers and get out.

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Mai [to Marisa]: Do you always run headlong into certain death?

Narumi : Sometimes she walks. Occasionally shuffles. Once, I'm pretty sure I saw her amble into certain death.

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" Why is it that whenever I’m having fun, it’s wrong?"

- Seija

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Okina : Sorry I’m late.

Yukari : I’m sorry you’re alive.

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"Who needs a backstory when you die every week?"

- Mokou, probably