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The Harry Potter fandom: They cut out Peeves!

The Hunger Games fandom: They cut out Madge:

Every other fandom: *complains*

The Percy Jackson fandom: *cries in the corner*

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*in a muggle grocery store*

James: Excuse me, I need to buy food for my dog. Where can I get some?

Person working at the store: But I will need to see your dog first, it is store policy.

James: Here. *thrusts Sirius towards the person.

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Sirius: So James, what do you want the theme of your party to be?

James: Reggie.

Sirius: What?!

James: Veggies.

Sirius: Oh, Okay.

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I'd give Peter all the fresh baked muffins I could, and that I can actually do.

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I'd do anything to buy James the newest brooms even though I'm broke.

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I'll do anything in my might to buy Sirius new things to obsess on even though I'm broke.

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I'll do anything in my might to bring Remus some coffee even though I'm broke💅

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It's 2022 and we are still stuck in the last century.

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Sirius: Happy New year Reg!

Reg: Shame to you!

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I feel like James Potter would have dressed up as Voldy for Halloween.

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And that was probably the reason voldy killed him.

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I feel like James Potter would have dressed up as Voldy for Halloween.

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Sirius to Reggie: you're adopted.

Reg: At least I'm wanted.

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I feel like Sirius Black was the kind of person that once he started hiccoughing, he could not stop.

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Lily Evans would have loved water Lilies.

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Nico Di Angelo and Remus Lupin are the same people in my mind.

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*Remus checking Sirius' potions' essay*

Remus: This is some serious messed up shit.

Also Remus: Just like my life.

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Harry Hairy Potter