Welcome To The Nerd Palace

I kinda just reblog whatever I'm feelin at the moment, ya know? Also go follow @juncopandi she made my pfp and header of my dnd character and she’s incredible ❤️❤️

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you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

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HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

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Plorn

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NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

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technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

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Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

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I have something worse

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oh???

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imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

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imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

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WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

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I have an answer to that one too

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The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

[elodieunderglass]

Born without a groove 😔

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[roboco-san]

I meant what I said

[juncopandi]

FFxivWrite2023 Participation Prize for cryptidmegara of her character Thorne! Thanks to @sea-wolf-coast-to-coast for hosting this event, it was so much fun!!

[juncopandi]

You cannot convince me that this isn't what happened at the Old Sharlayan customs desk

[nintendont2502]

top 10 homestuck funny moments. list em.

1. couldnt be fucked copying/screenshotting the whole psterlog but the build up to 'hi karkat!' always gets me. love it

2. not really 'funny' per se but the undertale fight in the davepeta segment of [s] collide made me lose my shit the first time I saw it

3. classic

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7. everything with jake and erisolsprite is fantastic tbf

8. HOMOSUCK.

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10. the entirety of sbahj but specifically the one davesprite sbahj

(also the big man... HASS the rock has been stuck in my mind for the last month and idk why)

[cyntheshepicone]

I feel like the whole fight over the book that ended in drawing dicks and Dave suplexing karkat into a table so hard it broke should be here

[nintendont2502]

no youre so right

11. really all of dick ouija could go here but can I be fucked screen shotting all that? god no

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[goodnightguys]

me when im in an Area

[teathattast]

That's a guy alright

[orcboxer]

he's so fucking over there

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help help help

[goldcrescent]

cinematic parallels

[fullmetalfisting]

I love when you see someone reblogging a text post multiple times because you don’t know if tumblr glitched on their end or if the post, “who else up garging they goyle” really fucking resonated with them and they just had to rb that mf 4x

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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

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Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[the-village-dunce]

ID: tumblr tags reading "#she came back just regular #but his journey to resurrecting her changed him to such a degree that even his closest intimacies are now foreign to him #sorry dude" /end ID

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CREATURE????

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just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

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I’m choosing to believe him because I think there should still be mystery and adventure in the world

[ninjaduckpirategoose]

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

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hero’s journey

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and this man? Odysseus

[trzpiotka]

he also ate some kind of stick

[szyszkasosnowa]

[ashstfu]

i wish there were more than 24 hours in a day and beverages were $1 and growing up didn’t hurt so much

[dykemd]

that how long do u take in the shower poll going around is taking me out girl what are u doing in there for 30 minutes 🤨

[dykemd]

i wanna apologize for my former statement i have since been educated. femmes take as long as u need in the shower i will work harder to pay the water bill ❤️

[goldensunset]

the usage of ‘nort’ as a verb within the fandom feels so natural and universally accepted and understood it’s easy to forget it’s not canon at all and in the actual games they’re like ‘he used them as a vessel’ or ‘he placed a fragment of his heart inside theirs to influence/control them as his puppets’ or some long-winded nerdy explanation. nah son. he norted them.

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[brassyasssassafrasaphone]

*runs straight into this post like a bird into a window*

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two beautiful transgender bodies locked in eternal combat

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