Tour Whore Tips

This is a blog meant to give advice about dealing with bandguys and not being a hoe. That being said, I want your input and your experiences. If you're talking to a bandguy now and want to know if he's dirty, or any rumors going around about him, submit his name and I'll tell you what I know. If you're wondering how to approach a guy or what to text him, feel free to ask.

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ITS BEEN ALSMOST A YEAR WELCOME BACK DARLING

it's nice to feel appreciated. thnks bby <3

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how do i get it in with brandon davis

have a vagina

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I'm in love with this tumblr.

<3

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A friend of mine is thinking of setting me up with Austin Carlile. But first I gotta know, are all the rumors about sleeping with tons of underage girls true? If so has is happened recently?

Doesn't really matter what he's done in the past, he has a hot gf now. Sorry...

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tell me about brandon davis from lions lions. and vanna. and therefore i am.

He's charming. 

(and that thing they say about black guys... doesn't always apply)

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What do you know about a band whore by the name of Jenn Lynn?

Never heard of her so I just lurked her twitter. I would guess she's a slut based on her eyebrows and the amount of selfie mirror pics she takes.

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IVE MISSED YOU SO. WELCOME BACK

<3

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Chris Kamrada?

Really not cute in person. He's a has-been so he's probably pretty desperate to get laid. Give it a shot, let me know how it goes. 

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lol, this blog is fucking retarded, i'm pretty sure tons of band members don't sleep around on tour. and i'm also confident that when a girl sleeps with ONE band member at a show, that's not whore-ish. I'm pretty sure if Kellin Quinn [just an example, he definitely does not sleep around] wanted to have sex with me I'd fucking have sex with him. and trust me, i am not a whore.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha 

No.

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I'm back, bitches!

Ask. Submit. Reblog. 

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you're a shit person and this is a shit blog. go kill yourself. and leave Teal alone.

I actually take this as a compliment because if you like Teal Kelly, I don't want you to like me. 

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I don't know why, but band guy dick just tastes so much better.

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math class

bandguys= guys who are in bands

guys= horny, narcissistic, disrespectful, douchebags

therefore...

bandguys= horny, narcissistic, disrespectful, douchebags who are in bands

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first rule of being a tour whore

DON'T FUCKING BE A FANGIRL

[abduction]

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I love this blog so much. omg I wish you would update more.

just for you bby ;)

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-from a band guy- the girls who come fashionably dressed, have hair that is one natural color and just casually watch the bands are the most wanted by band bros. You just have to be attractive in the first place as every guy at a show immediately sorts out the hot ones which we pay attention to all night and everyone else can fuck off. If you are a girl still stuck in the scene stages your fucked, kill yourself if you think anyone thats not 14 is coming after you. Wait around, talk afterwards.

This maybe has one good point (most guys like natural looking girls so just be yourself), but was obviously submitted by someone ignorant and rude. Don't kill yourself. 

Also, shows are a way for bands to interact with their fans, not a place for girls to try to sell themselves. So anon, you can go ahead and fuck off now.