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Showerfam official Mom _ Apparently we take submissions now. Asks and dms are open, will get to you as soon as I can.

[livelaughlaxatives]

Towels have no gender. Whoever says otherwise is a moron.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty.

[thevaudevilledemon]

I believe that is called C4

[towelthoughtsofficial]

On a scale from oobleck to c4 how serious is your putty

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down Tumblr posts i see on Pinterest part 923

[towelthoughtsofficial]

Wow I made it big huh

[towelthoughtsofficial]

Tommy Hilfiger is short for tomato hilaryfigureofspeech

[towelthoughtsofficial]

Post nut clarity, or in other words come to think of it

[just-shower-thoughts]

“It’s not rocket science” must have been used a million times as a joke at NASA.

[just-gay-thoughts]

Oh hell yeah, if I was at nasa I’d account for half of those jokes easily

[towelthoughtsofficial]

[towelthoughtsofficial]

Remember when we were a cool gimmick blog group

[just-shower-thoughts]

Monday the 13th sounds worse than Friday the 13th

[just-gay-thoughts]

Oi! That’s when I was born!

[towelthoughtsofficial]

Oi! Me too!

[shuffled-bunny]

Proud owner of a gimmick blog but no idea how to run one

[towelthoughtsofficial]

*extremely loud booing noises from mark*

[bathtub-bastard]

Y’know, I really don’t think I will.

[just-gay-thoughts]

Shower responders be like

[towelthoughtsofficial]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Catsup is the most annoying way to spell Ketchup.

[just-gay-thoughts]

You seem like an annoying person if an alternative spelling that’s been around as long as the more popular modern spelling irks you that much

[towelthoughtsofficial]

茄汁

[just-shower-thoughts]

Dark skin is a physically advantageous trait in modern society

[just-gay-thoughts]

Girl what?

[disburrito]

Makes it easier to hide in the shadows

[im-not-an-armrest-im-short]

But there’s not a reason why hiding in shadows would be better on a scale large enough for what they’re talking about?

[towelthoughtsofficial]

Hide from the big state

[just-shower-thoughts]

Despite peeing hundreds of thousands of times in their lifetime, men still occasionally miss.

[just-gay-thoughts]

YALL CAN FUCKING AIM HOW THE FUCK DO YALL MISS

[towelthoughtsofficial]

So that was the wrong post ignore me

[just-shower-thoughts]

Tom Cruise is a key member of a really messed up cult that has a frightening amount of power and ruins people’s lives daily, but he gets a pass because he does stunts in movies.

[just-gay-thoughts]

Many celebrities do fucked up shit but it gets ignored because of fame

[towelthoughtsofficial]

Can’t miss if no aim

[just-shower-thoughts]

MC Hammer still hasn’t declared what we CAN touch.

[just-ink-responses]

Well given he became a pastor, I suppose he declared we can touch the bible and God

[towelthoughtsofficial]

He what

[just-shower-thoughts]

Jake is short for Jacob, yet Blake is not short for Blacob.

[towelthoughtsofficial]

Time to revisit one of my least popular posts

[klon09]

Then I guess you won’t have time to meet my pet snake, Snacob.

[towelthoughtsofficial]

Do u actually

[just-shower-thoughts]

Jake is short for Jacob, yet Blake is not short for Blacob.

[towelthoughtsofficial]

Time to revisit one of my least popular posts

[just-shower-thoughts]

Timothy Chatlaman is the tom holland before zendeya

[towelthoughtsofficial]

Timpani chattelmay