#bathroom talk

[charl0ttan]

what fucking good is a public male if it gets to use a bathroom i am so damn sick of woke

[atomicraft]

I haven’t shit in nearly a week it’s so joever

[jagodkav6]

Gays I just found this amazing little short film and I'm telling you it's one of the best things I've ever accidentally found on the internet you really should watch it it's only 9 minutes long but these were the best 9 minutes of my day so far

[4janedoe4thoughts4]

I've been on a little trip out of state and I was in a room with a girl who was super comfortable talking about her tummy aches and needing to poop. And her farts smell so specific (and rancid) that whenever we were in public I could always tell when she passed gas. Like we'd be in a shop looking at shirts and the next second my nose is being assaulted in the best possible ways while she's darting off towards a different section 🥴 But It was so nice having another girl to talk to about that kind of stuff without being grossed out, I'm gonna miss the conversations lol

[loyalhorror]

taking probiotics has definitely Helped my IBS symptoms (constant loose stools, mostly) but hasn’t fixed it entirely… I feel like it was also more effective for the first few days but that might be a diet thing - I’ve definitely been eating more trigger foods the past few days dkgjdjg

[system-of-a-feather]

New syscourse topic cause the current ones suck

If a system takes a shit, can we consider that shit a split part? If so, if someone were to EAT that piece of shit, would they then be taking that split part into their system? In that case, is system hopping technically real? I would think so.

Discuss. (All sides of syscourse welcome and all perspectives welcome)

[towelthoughtsofficial]

Sometimes other response blogs come across my other recs and I think it's funny what tuml thinks each one is like

[tales-of-a-lionheart]

Bathroom Talk

It was a party

For my birthday

Jessy was there

Just chilling

Until the doorbell ring

My mom opened up

Before I could say:

“I invited Gwen

Hope you don’t mind”

Jessy’s face got red

Almost the color of her hair

While Gwen

Acted like she didn’t care

Two headstrong

Fighting about a boy

Hating each other

Even without knowing each other

What a stupid thing!

So I kept the party going

The other girls were having fun

Jessy stayed by the pool

Drinking coke

And gossiping

While Gwen

Didn’t leaved my side

The whole night went by

Without big problems

Until some friend told me

She couldn’t find Jessy

And I noted

Gwen was missing too

We went around the house

Fearing they had a fight

Jessy was a wildcard

And Gwen wasn’t behind

I didn’t knew what to expect

Just knew

It could be bad

So my mom came down

And said gently:

“Oh, the pink hair girl

And the one with the tattoos?

They went to the bathroom

Fix a ripped party dress”

We all run at once

To the bathroom up stairs

One girl was about to open the door

But I said “no”

Wanted to listen first

I will never know

What happened in that bathroom

Only that

When the door opened

Jessy and Gwen were friends

And we celebrated that

With ice cream cake

A week later

Gwen broke up with Josh

He was a jerk

But her friendship with Jessy

Only grew stronger

They became best friends

Until now, years latter

Still fixing each other dresses

Chatting in bathrooms

That’s what good girls do