Chaos

Damn straight. You gotta be like Sokka and chug some respect women juice.

Plants are peak evolution

#Youtube

I just remembered that you're literally fucking alive

do with that information what you will

I'll probably go drink some water to help stay that way.

I wear a bra not for my own comfort, but to keep others safe. to keep them contained.

I'll move this to the top of my "Sentences you'll only ever hear once" list. Add the fact that this came from a fish and it becomes the number 1 sentence ever.

The first bullies in your life are your older siblings.

I'm the eldest so-

oh.

Thanks to Bluey there’s a entire generation of non Aussie kids that will be using Aussie slang.

I'm 17. It's not just the kids.

Being an alcoholic is accepted if you’re from certain countries

#genshin impact #mondstadt

Mondstadt.

Alcohol companies never a show a drunk person in their ads

Probably for the same reason medicine ads never have people suffering the side-effects.

not to sound like a mom but have a great day today sweetie, love you

You too, ma'am.

@i-am-a-fish is neutral good, bordering on chaotic, and @pukicho is chaotic neutral. I'm open to debate.

Everyone has a spoon or fork in their house that they dislike for no reason.

Oh, I have my reasons.

pukicho

HOHGH

hi famous fish of tumblr

today is my birthgae would you plz say happy birth to me?? :0

no one else here will apparently ;-;

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉

EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY DO IT NOW

Happy b-day elly boi!

Japan is way more corporate but gets way less hate

That's because it's cool and actually makes cool things.

pukicho

hate these fuckers

Ah, good. I'm in Alaska.

badjokesbyjeff

I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in between two identical twins.

It was impossible..to differentiate between them.