zitzboy posts but without context
I'M CRYIGN
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i don't do bad sauce passes
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
dirt enthusiast
cherry valley forever
sheepfilms

Love Begins

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Claire Keane

roma★
NASA
will byers stan first human second
Mike Driver
DEAR READER
taylor price

Andulka
Not today Justin

Discoholic 🪩

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Three Goblin Art
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zitzboy posts but without context
I'M CRYIGN
IF YOU READ MY STORIES HOT PEOPLE WILL DATE YOU AND YOUR PARENTS WILL RESPECT YOU (BUT IN AN UNDERSTATED WAY THAT DOESN'T EMBARRASS YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS) AND YOU WILL GET THAT GENIUS REVELATION THAT LETS YOU MAKE A FORTUNE OFF VERY DEFINITELY NOT SCAMMY INVESTMENTS
Side effects may include
IGNORE THAT SCREENSHOT, IT ABSOLUTELY WORKED FOR ME! I HAVE AN UNDESERVEDLY HOT SOON-TO-BE WIFE AND MY PARENTS LIKE ME AND THINK I AM DOING GOOD (proudness factor was not evaluated before posting). I ALSO MAKE GOOD MOENY OFF OF THE OLDEST SCAMS ON EARTH (being on tumblr at work)! YOU SHOULD READ DERINS STORIES! THEY ARE NORMAL AND NOURISHING!
not to brag but im halfway done filling my basement with gasoline💪
Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century
from The Hunt Museum, Limerick
i was compelled
I was also compelled
sometimes a bug lands in my drink and I say "bro is in my drink" which evolved into "there is a brother in my drink" but that feels vaguely assumptive so now I on occasion say "there is a sister in my drink" whenever a very confused fly decides to take a dip. you too can practice feminism in everyday life
How did that evolve into there is a brother in my drink
brother is a nicholasname for bro
you are so special to me dude
there's a LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER in my drink
We have heard your cries, and Poob has it for you!
Brand new profile images are rolling out now, featuring fan favourites All and Nothing from the series All or Nothing. Plus, cult classics like Mališa and None Pizza with Left Beef!
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i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E
FUCK
hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse
holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK
HOLY FUCK THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS
do yourself a favor and hit play. then reblog it for all to experience.
THIS IS A F***ING BOP JESUS
shit before shower: UNLIMITED POWER
shower before shit: banished to the pit.
why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵
I did it. After a lifetime of using light mode on all my devices, I switched to dark mode. My eyes just can’t take it anymore, and after a few days of using it, I decided dark mode was actually kind of cozy and nice. So it was time to update my light mode art with a new version!
rice and beans and cheese and avocados and tortillas and cinnamon and vanilla and cocoa and coffee and bananas and corn and
really big fan of this image
…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”
New nilered "No chemistry today, just smashing rats with paving stones"
anon im begging you make an account for this or something you cant keep wasting these on my inbox
like anon keeps posting banger after banger in my inbox and i cant publish these but they're so good