Child With A Drinking Permit

U gotta pay for that

[livelaughlaxatives]

zitzboy posts but without context

I'M CRYIGN

[scorebug]

i still don’t understand what the difference is between a strike and a ball ❤️

[scorebug]

this is making me cry

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Your blog is the tumblr equivalent of fast food diarrhea that never stops.

ACTUALLY it's only "diarrhea" if it comes from French food. Fast food and other runny stools are just called "sparkling squirts."

[real-language-facts]

elephant is actually spinach for "the ephant" but that's not true

[gayweeddaddy69]

why do you hate swifties so much

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku

[facts-i-just-made-up]

FIRST TRUE COLOR PHOTO OF AN ATOMIC NUCLEUS!

FIJMU News 10-19-21

Today, the world's most powerful microscope has photographed in real color the core of a single atom. The nucleus of an atom is like the delicious yolk of a hard boiled quantum egg, containing protons and neutrons (red) as held together by gluons (tan filaments). All known substances are made of atoms with nuclei like the one seen above.

The atom used was a Thulium atom because of its highly photogenic traits, bright coloration, and nice atomic number. According to microscopy professor Minnie Lewker, "Atoms have been photographed before but never in real color. They usually look almost like waves of light and dark instead of real, tangible objects as they are."

The same microscope team was also able to take the first known photograph of an electron:

[afriendofblahaj]

There is (somehow) an xkcd for that

[facts-i-just-made-up]

HOW

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[derinthescarletpescatarian]

IF YOU READ MY STORIES HOT PEOPLE WILL DATE YOU AND YOUR PARENTS WILL RESPECT YOU (BUT IN AN UNDERSTATED WAY THAT DOESN'T EMBARRASS YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS) AND YOU WILL GET THAT GENIUS REVELATION THAT LETS YOU MAKE A FORTUNE OFF VERY DEFINITELY NOT SCAMMY INVESTMENTS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Side effects may include

[wolfinweb]

IGNORE THAT SCREENSHOT, IT ABSOLUTELY WORKED FOR ME! I HAVE AN UNDESERVEDLY HOT SOON-TO-BE WIFE AND MY PARENTS LIKE ME AND THINK I AM DOING GOOD (proudness factor was not evaluated before posting). I ALSO MAKE GOOD MOENY OFF OF THE OLDEST SCAMS ON EARTH (being on tumblr at work)! YOU SHOULD READ DERINS STORIES! THEY ARE NORMAL AND NOURISHING!

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not to brag but im halfway done filling my basement with gasoline💪

[mornington-the-crescent]

[memories-of-ancients]

Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

from The Hunt Museum, Limerick

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[localxenospores]

i was compelled

[beastoftheblackhole]

I was also compelled

[crabussy]

sometimes a bug lands in my drink and I say "bro is in my drink" which evolved into "there is a brother in my drink" but that feels vaguely assumptive so now I on occasion say "there is a sister in my drink" whenever a very confused fly decides to take a dip. you too can practice feminism in everyday life

[anime-villian-irl]

How did that evolve into there is a brother in my drink

[crabussy]

brother is a nicholasname for bro

[crabussy]

you are so special to me dude

[orcboxer]

there's a LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER in my drink

[watchpoob]

We have heard your cries, and Poob has it for you!

Brand new profile images are rolling out now, featuring fan favourites All and Nothing from the series All or Nothing. Plus, cult classics like Mališa and None Pizza with Left Beef!

[tazzymcclazzy]

the next few seconds WRAPPED

You clicked 1 readmore

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Visit Original Link

[boysmoans]

i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E

FUCK

[rawritsmeep]

NO

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OHMYGOD

[fireandblo0d]

hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse

[tbiiiiiiiiirdx]

holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK 

[starsequence]

HOLY FUCK THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS

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[thatonecubjon]

do yourself a favor and hit play. then reblog it for all to experience.

[the-king-of-silver-deactivated2]

THIS IS A F***ING BOP JESUS

[snepdotgay]

shit before shower: UNLIMITED POWER

shower before shit: banished to the pit.

[redstonedust]

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

[caesarsaladinn]

[loish]

I did it. After a lifetime of using light mode on all my devices, I switched to dark mode. My eyes just can’t take it anymore, and after a few days of using it, I decided dark mode was actually kind of cozy and nice. So it was time to update my light mode art with a new version!