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Tori | ♑ | 22 | he/him

[rivalsclub]

[rivalsclub]

[acegodzilla]

I'm crying look at this baby book about chickens I found at the thrift store

[fawnvelveteen]

1938

[kim-kartrashcan]

the amount of love emanating from that simple “our michael” is enough to heal all the wounds in my heart

[locustsday-deactivated20240129]

Biting a very sour strawberry

[zsnes]

a gnome would make this post

[mistakenz]

[reeferfox-deactivated20220116]

*packing a bowl* okay who wants to say grace

[kittenchomp]

BREAKING NEWS

three plushies trapped between wall and bed. fire department on the scene

[yo-its-matt]

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

[yo-its-matt]

No, fuck. Chiropractors

[chippyyyz]

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

[showertimeshmoopsie-deactivated]

when I like your posts I'm actually crawling all over it like a little bug

[andrewgarfieldcunt-deactivated2]

babygirl you won't believe the amount of popular things i don't know

[teathattast]

[normal-horoscopes]

Celtic Mythological Creatures:

Fucked up little guy

Fucked up horse

Woman (dead)

Woman (Wet)

Woman (dead) (wet)

WIZARD

[paperandpencilsandskips]

List of available genders

[ratfuck]

I wonder how ants think

[ratfuck]

(SENSORY INPUT: ANTENNAE) > FRIEND/FOE/FOOD? > FOE > KILL KILL DIE KILL

[freakychan]

[unclefather]

me: okay, now what does the word “duck” start with?

my daughter with full confidence: 

[unclefather]

me: 

[radroller]

[sonofmeatthawsmoth-deactivated2]

I’m hung

over

[autumntides]