The Black Parade If It Was More Woke @toxelsparks - Tumblr Blog

how do u literally always seem to have limited edition knowledge of the black parade universe . can i study you

Gerard Way is a little bug that lives in my brain and he tells me things about the album whenever I’m being a good boy

#my chemical romance #mcr #the black parade #to be fair some of it is just theories from me being obsessed with this album but a lot of it has been found in interviews and some nods #from Gerard ways comics

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a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

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EXCUSE ME WTF

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ROOM IN THE BED??????????

#I AN GOING TO STSRT KILLING PEOPLE #FUCK

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!!!!!!! IF THIS DANGER DAYS DELUXE ALBUM IS ONLY A REMASTER WITH LIKE 3 EXTRA LIVE SONGS THAT ARENT EVEN ACOUSTIC!!!!!!!! I WILL START BITING PEIPLE!!!!!!!!! AND I HAVE RABIES!!!!!!! IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!

#my chemical romance #mcr

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

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anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl