ToxicLoverBoy

"Well, I'll be!"

[soft-gobs-blog]

Kermit after Fozzy and the gang kidnap Jack Black…

[notinearth210]

“It’s about a lonely dog, and one night he sees something he should never have seen and he has to live with a terrible secret.”

…It’s awkward.

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It’s time to go to bed…

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

Fozzie Bear and Kermit the Frog Cowboys

[hardstoplucas1]

“If I didn’t see you then you didn’t do it”

[sparkleblaze]

okay im looking for a very specific video, any help is appreciated:

its an old video of jim henson (?) working on making a puppet (or perhaps a muppet). a “dog” walks up and inspects it. BUT THEN the DOG turns out to be a puppet, a very realistic looking one, and it says (in a voice that kinda sounds like dorothy from wizard of oz): “golly gee, that sure looks swell, mr henson !” (OR SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT)

pls help me find it, its my favorite video but ive lost it and im in deep distress over it

[muppetmayhem]

I got you, friendo! What you’re thinking of is Jojo the dog from an episode of The Jim Henson Hour which goes behind the scenes of the show and shows footage from the Muppet Show and other works.

Jojo acts as the co-host with Jim for this episode. This show pretty much exists in varying degrees of old VHS quality tape. I loved the Jim Henson Hour as a kid and this was by far my favorite episode. 

Here’s the whole episode in 47 minutes and change.

[shrapnelstars]

Grover Groove - Pogo

[mintchocolatechimp]

In his final battle, Kermit never felt more alive.

▷ Original post by tabletoporgy-art!

[weirdlandtv]

Kermit the Frog through the years.

Concept art for the 2002 production, Kermit’s Swamp Years.

[imtoffe]

Here’s a preview of what’s to come!

[weirdlandtv]

Jim Henson home video logos from the 1980s and early 1990s.

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x07: “Pig’s In A Blackout”

[incorrect-muppet-quotes]

Kermit: Since I’m leaving for vacation, I’ve left all of you a complimentary bowl of advice.

Kermit, picking out a piece of paper from the bowl: For instance, “Gonzo, don’t do that” just applies to everything.

[littlemouserat]

Science with Honeydew

[comicbookcovers]

Muppet Sherlock Holmes #2, February 2011, cover by Amy Mebberson

[jellyfishspew]

double date💕

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[incorrect-muppet-quotes]

Kermit: I’ll take the Eggs Benedict and an orange juice.

Gonzo: And I’ll have the Eggscellent Challenge.

Sam (their waiter): Oh. I wouldn’t recommend the Eggscellent Challenge, it’s more of a promotional item.

Gonzo: Yeah, and it’s the only reason we’re here, so…

Sam: Sir, i-it’s really just…

Gonzo: Ok hold on, hold on. I’m confused. I’m the customer, right?

Sam: Well, yes.

Gonzo: (pointing) What does the sign say over there?

Sam: Uh, “the customer is always right”?

Gonzo: And what am I?

Sam: The customer.

Gonzo: And the sign?

Sam: Sir, please.

Gonzo: SAY IT.

Sam: (sighing) The customer is always right.

Gonzo: Hm hm hm!

Sam: What would you like, sir?

Gonzo: BRING ME THE OMELETTE.

[cut to ambulance]

Kermit: Gonzo, you’re allergic to eggs?!

Gonzo: (weakly) I thought if I ate really fast, maybe I wouldn’t notice. I just really wanted that hat.

[your-fave-is-a-cinnamonroll]

Walter from The Muppets is a precious cinnamon roll!!!

Requested by anonymous 💖