If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.
You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!
That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.
Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?
Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.
Read Toxic Rick x Doof Rick from the story Rick and morty oneshots by Chaos_Enderghast (Drippy Todd) with 2 reads. angs...
Anyways if you’re too lazy to click the link, here
Copying and pasting it so if it looks weird I’m not sorry
For the past few weeks, Doof has been teaching Toxic how to emote or how to properly display emotions. It's been tough work, seeing how Toxic was literally made of toxins. Doof was currently getting everything ready, he's been collecting and buying things to make this place more nice for Toxic. Doof listened to what Toxic likes, and got stuff relating to it. So far it resulted in a green desk, and some other green things.
Soon enough a portal opened in his living room, and out stepped a green slimy man, Toxic Rick. He was visibly irritated, his arms crossed. "Fucking Christ.. more green shit again?" Toxic noticed the green desk, and internally he thought it nice of Doof to get that for him. Externally said otherwise, but Doof saw through it. "Yeah, I hope you like it! Since it's green and all," Doof had a wide smile, glad Toxic actually enjoyed something he got. "Yeah yeah whatever, what are we doing today?" Toxic asked, not relaxing one bit.
"We-well I thought we could do a citadel visit today! Teach you how to be nice around other people and not just me," Doof said as he grabbed his portal gun out of his lab coat. Toxic huffed, setting an angry gruff tone. "Yknow we could've just met up at the citadel? Instead of wasting portal fluid," Toxic said rather rudely, this made Doof pick at his hands nervously. "Y-yeah you're right- but it's fine at least you're here now! And I can accompany you to the citadel instead," Doof tried to keep positive about this. It made Toxic roll his eyes, but internally he thought it quite cute.
There was a major battle for Toxic internally, soft emotions battling harder emotions, his thoughts all over the place in this one small interaction between them. Doof soon got his attention again, opening a portal. "Come on let's- let's go, and.. please try not to yell at anyone?" Doof asked a little nervously as he stepped through the portal. Toxic scoffed, stepping after Doof. "I can do whatever the fuck I want, dumbass," Toxic told Doof as soon as he made it through. "Yeah I know I know, just at least try," Doof gave a soft smile, that made Toxic wish he wasn't rude. He still glared anyways.
Doof soon walked off, and Toxic followed. "So what the hell are we supposed to be doing here exactly? Cant you do your shit another time when I'm not here," Toxic of course, complained as he looked around the area. They seemed to be walking to a shop, made for Mortys specifically. "You need to learn how to talk to people other than me and- and, I need to get a few things. I'm supposed to be working on helping out some Mortys tomorrow so I need to grab a few things for them!" Doof explained excitedly, shaking his hands in excitement.
"Stop fucking doing that, it's annoying as shit," Toxic demanded as he stared at Doof's stimming hands in hatred. He actually thought it was really cute how Doof got so excited, he needed to shake his hands. "Sorry.. I get really excited yknow? I just love helping out," Doof apologized, but didn't stop. Toxic decided for once, not to comment on it, and followed Doof into the Morty store.
Toxic glared at any Morty or Rick that stared a little too much at him. Toxic Ricks didn't usually go to the citadel. Instead he followed silently beside Doof, watching as Doof grabbed what he needed. It was all a waste of time to him, annoying little shits didn't need this much help and kindness from Doof. As Toxic was lost in his thoughts, he was broken out of the trance by Doof talking to another Rick. After a bit of listening in, he could tell by the tones, it was about to go to shit.
"Please I- I just- I want to help out not cause any trouble-" Doof sounded quite scared as a normal looking Rick approached close. "And you're a stupid fucking Rick- not even a Rick- who only gives kindness to others because nobody fucking likes you," As soon as this Rick touched Doof, Toxic was on him. Toxic tackled the Rick and started just beating down on him. Doof was quite surprised by how fast that happened, and hurried to try and pull Toxic off. "Come on- look we can get the stuff later just-" Doof pulled Toxic off. "Get the fuck off of me! Get your god damn hands off of me and let me kill that son of a bitch-!" Toxic was cut off by being pushed into a portal.
Doof didn't go in with him just yet, and Toxic was pissed. He was so angry that this Rick dared even touch- spoke- to Doof that way. Toxic paced around the living room, waiting for Doof to come back, too angry to even think. After a couple minutes of waiting, Doof stepped through a portal, some bags in his hands. "You went to pay for the god damn stuff! You fucking- you-" Toxic balled his hands up into fists, too angry to form a proper sentence or insult. Doof looked quite worried at that.
"Look I know- it was a dumb decision but- I needed it for-" "NO! I don't give a fuck what you needed it for!" Toxic shouted, walking up to Doof and pushing his finger into his chest, making Doof step back. "You listen here you sick- fuck! You stayed there even after you almost got fucking hurt! It was a stupid god damn decision and you could've gotten- you could've- god DAMNIT I was worried!" Toxic shouted more, finally pushing Doof into the wall. Doof dropped the bags and held his hands in front of himself defensively.
"You fucking worried me! Is that what you wanted? You want me fucking worried?" Toxic growled, never laying another hand on Doof though. Doof was a little too stunned to speak, he stuttered though. "Shut the fuck up! I need to- just- AGH-" Toxic punched the wall next to Doof, quickly pulling his portal gun out of his lab coat. "Fuck you! Just- fuck you, I'm leaving and- bye," With that, Toxic left through a portal.
Doof spent the next few hours trying to calm down, baking and cooking dinner instead. It didn't really help much, he kept thinking back to Toxic. Even while eating, he couldn't focus too much on what was currently going on. After a while, he still was just thinking, currently laying in bed and staring up at his empty ceiling. He could contact Toxic, but Doof thought it best to leave the other alone right now.
Doof laid there for, god knows how long, and still wasn't able to sleep. It wasn't that late at night, yet he usually never stayed up this late. Eventually he was able to fall asleep, unfortunate for Toxic though. Toxic portaled into Doof's living room, expecting the other to still be awake. He hurried to look for Doof, finally checking his room. "Doof you-" he stopped talking so loudly when he noticed Doof asleep. He let out a heavy sigh, "Fucking prick.. now I have to wait until morning," and he angrily sat on the bed. Not so angrily really.
Toxic looked over at Doof, angry at himself for thinking this was cute. He was being creepy, but Doof was so adorable like this, he was watching Doof sleep. His thoughts were constant and annoying. After a while of sitting there, he felt a pair of arms try to wrap around him. Toxic quickly looked down, seeing that Doof was still asleep, just attempting to cuddle him in his sleep. Toxic rolled his eyes, "Fucking fuck- soft motherfucker-" he of course, grumbled this as to not wake Doof.
Despite his complaints, he shifted closer a bit so Doof could hold onto him better. After some time of sitting like that, he just decided to lay down, to be comfier. For himself. That's what he tried to convince himself anyways. Toxic ended up staying the whole night, allowing himself to be semi-cuddled by Doof. Once morning came though, and Doof woke, Toxic was caught off guard. Upon seeing Toxic, Doof let out a yell in fear and almost accidentally pushed Toxic off the bed.
"Oh- Toxic- I'm so sorry! I just.. didn't expect you to be here," Doof was quick to apologize, and pulled Toxic back closer. Toxic didn't complain, instead glaring. "Yeah yeah shut up, I came here last night but you were asleep and I needed to fucking talk to you," Toxic explained, trying to sound angry. Doof only pulled Toxic closer, listening to him ramble on.
Eventually Toxic kept complaining and angrily rambling, with no signs of stopping. Doof sighed, and pulled Toxic into a kiss to shut him up. Toxic froze up, surprised by the sudden action. Doof quickly pulled away, feeling bad for reacting like that without asking Toxic first. "Look- I'm sorry I really should've asked first-" Doof was cut off by an aggressive kiss back.
They spent the whole day kissing and Doof teaching him how to be soft about it, and give affection. Toxic pretended to not retain the information just to get more affection and attention.
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