trying to let the soft animal of my body love.

23, she/they, queer, ace | ger/eng | fandom stuff (mostly tatort) & other chaos

[toastmitpflaumenmus]

"But I guess we're always leaving, even when we look the same"

Song: White Fire - Angel Olsen

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[jthm-moved]

[hobo-rg]

“spicy pillow” jokes aside, I think @flowerkrone​’s tags deserve a serious reply:

#my old phone looks like this on my shelf lmao #im too scared to touch it to throw it away #idk what trash this even goes into when its at this point

The pillow-shaped object here used to be the phone’s battery. It’s not a battery anymore. Now it’s a balloon full of corrosive, pyrophoric chemicals and hydrogen gas and it’s one puncture away from burning your house down. I am 100% serious. You should be scared to touch it.

But you gotta touch it, because you gotta get it out of your house before the pressure builds up to the point where the balloon pops. This isn’t going to happen soon – there is no need to panic – but it will happen eventually.

And, indeed, it doesn’t go in the ordinary trash. You put this in the ordinary trash and you’re gonna set the garbage truck on fire. Don’t do that to the garbage collectors, their job is hard enough already.

In order to get a battery in this state out of your house safely, you need a fireproof container. If you can afford to go out and buy something, the thing you want to buy is a “fire bucket” or “ash bucket.” Read the label carefully, because there are several different things sold under those names. You don’t want a regular old bucket for carrying water to be dumped on a fire. You want a bucket that has been tested to hold things that are currently on fire, without catching fire itself, cracking, melting, or emitting toxic fumes. If you can find something certified for flammable hazardous waste, that’s ideal, but the kind that’s intended for dumping out a charcoal barbecue when the cookout is over should also be fine.

If you can’t afford to buy something, your best bet from things you already have is a cast-iron cookpot, often sold as a “Dutch oven.” Any other kind of metal pot should also be fine. (In an earlier version of this post I was worried about aluminum pots melting, but current research says the melting point of aluminum is well above the typical temperature of a battery fire.) However:

Do not use a pot with a PTFE-based non-stick coating. If the battery does explode, the fire will be hot enough to degrade a PTFE coating, producing toxic smoke. (Not that you should breathe the smoke from the battery fire either, but PTFE breakdown products are worse.)

Do not use anything painted or with plastic parts. The fire will be hot enough to melt or degrade coatings and plastics that weren’t engineered to resist this kind of fire. Oven-safe is not good enough, a battery fire is roughly twice as hot (in degrees Celsius) as the highest setting on a kitchen oven. Exception: enameled cast-iron cookware should be fine.

Do not use anything made of glass or ceramic. Even if it’s old Pyrex, safe for stovetop use, a battery fire is liable to put a lot of heat into a small area very fast, which is the worst-case scenario for thermal expansion cracking.

Whatever container you use must have a lid, made of the same materials; not one of those flimsy one-size-fits-all lids they sell for use with frying pans, nor one partially made of glass or plastic. You may have to throw away the container along with the battery, so don’t use a really nice pot that you’d like to keep cooking in.

The other thing you should get, if at all possible, is enough ordinary sand to fill your fireproof container halfway. This is to prevent the battery from rattling around inside the container when you move the container. It will also reduce the chances of burning liquid splashing out of the container if the battery pops. If you cannot get pure sand, dry clean dirt will also work, but you need to find some with as little burnable material (e.g. roots and dead leaves) as possible.

The battery is not likely to pop and catch fire from gentle handling, but it is still a good idea to wear safety goggles and fireproof gloves while handling it directly. Regular rubber gloves are worse than useless here; they will melt onto your skin if exposed to fire.

Once you have these things:

If it is possible to remove the battery from the device it used to power without cutting or tearing anything, do that. Only the battery is hazardous waste; the rest of the device is just inert electronics and can be taken to a regular electronics recycler, or, even better, given to someone who can reuse it. If you would have to do damage to something in order to get the battery out, though, it’s safest to leave it attached. The site iFixit (not linked so this continues to show up in tags) often has instructions for removing batteries from phones that the manufacturer didn’t intend to be taken apart by mere mortals.

If you were able to get sand, fill your fireproof container halfway with sand. Make a little hollow that’s big enough for the battery (and device, if it’s still attached). Put the battery in the hollow and scoop sand over it. You don’t want a lot of weight on the battery but you do want it to be covered with sand.

If you couldn’t get any sand, the next best thing is to put the battery on the bottom of the empty container and tape it down gently with regular old masking tape.

Put the lid on and tape it shut, using regular old masking tape. Don’t try to seal the crack, just use enough tape that the lid will stay on if the container gets bumped.

Put a label on the container, something like “DEFECTIVE LI-ION BATTERY – FIRE HAZARD”.

It is now reasonably safe to move the container around. However, if the battery does explode, the container will leak smoke and get hot, so keep it in a well-ventilated area and away from things that will be damaged by heat. Don’t leave it anywhere that will get hotter than about 90F/30C (most importantly, do not leave it in your car if your car is parked in direct sunlight); high temperatures can set the battery off when it’s like this.

You need to find either a hazardous waste disposal site, or an e-waste recycler that will accept defective Li-ion batteries. I can’t help with that because I have no idea where you live.

However, your local fire department, if you have one, will probably be happy to help. Call their non-emergency number. Nothing is on fire yet, so this isn’t an emergency, but things that can easily start a fire are still within the fire department’s responsibilities. Tell them you have a phone with a bulging lithium-ion battery, you put it in a fireproof container, and you want to know how to dispose of it safely.

If the fire department tries to tell you this isn’t dangerous or it’s okay to throw it out in the regular trash (with or without fireproof container), hang up on them and write a cranky letter to your local government representatives, then keep looking for a proper disposal site.

When you do find a a hazardous waste disposal site or an e-waste recycler, call them and make sure they will take defective Li-ion batteries, before showing up. That’s also a good time to ask if they will let you have the fireproof container back.

[olgalenski]

Nina Rubin in Der gute Weg (2019)

[ilyarozancv]

yeah, it was, uh... it was better.

[unheardoracle]

I love characters who are like "I'm a terrible person" but when you look closer it's more like

"I adapted to survive something and now I don't know how to stop being that version of myself."

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[cuppydogshane]

i need to lock in (doesnt)

[senya-san]

Forever a fan of remrose’s “Panoramic”. Must read.

[fladurblegon]

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

[breninarthur]

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[its-too-many-fandoms]

Omg I love this piece. Grace the hanging man, content with his life but cannot avoid the changes coming; the ship his noose, the rope that binds him to his fate; the blood red stars beside him, Olesya and Yáo the angels haunting him in the background. Eva Stratt, the one who holds it all on her back, the world is literally on her shoulders, the Petrova line on her neck. She will not falter, cannot afford to move, and yet still she glares at us. Eva challenges us, daring us to ask if we could do better, if we could hold her burden for even a fraction of the time.

Eve, the mother of sin, who held the world in her hands and was cursed for not knowing.

Eva, director of the task force, who now holds the world, and still must curse man to save it.

In the end, it always falls on a woman. I could never hate you Eva Stratt

[herzlak]

tatort dortmund x textposts

[caimofnoceur]

47 more free and helpful things, that everyone can take advantage of

Music

Gnoosic is your place go for new music recommendations. It asks for three of your favourite bands, and based on them, spits out an artist that you might like. You can also “like”, “dislike”, or mark it as something you aren’t familiar with – which further refines the results.

NoCopyrightSounds is a copyright free / stream safe record label, providing free to use music to the content creator community. NCS Music is free to use for independent Creators and their UGC (User Generated Content) on YouTube & Twitch - always remember to credit the Artist, track and NCS and link back to our original NCS upload.

Radio Garden take a trip 'round the world's airwaves! Just pick a city — literally any city — and Radio Garden will play you whatever its local radio station is broadcasting.

Radiooooo Radio Garden walked so Radiooooo could run. This site adds a timeline function so you can listen to radio from not just anywhere, but anywhen. Get down to those 1910s Germany bops!

Art

Krita free and open-source raster graphics editor designed primarily for digital painting and 2D animation.It is made by artists that want to see affordable art tools for everyone. It runs on Windows, macOS, Linux, Android and Chrome OS

29a.ch interactive site that lets you color what looks to be a map of the cosmos, but I'm honestly not sure. Whatever it is, it's mesmerizing.

Games

Patatap is an interactive website that responds to the keys on your keyboard with a sound and a brief animation. Now imagine hammering in entire sentences – and you got an explosion of sounds, colors, and movement! Once you start typing in random paragraphs, it becomes almost hypnotic, in a way.

Drench a very simple browser game, Drench gives you a board with different colored tiles, and you use the buttons to flip the colors around. Do this until your board is full of tiles of a single color only.

River Styx an interactive point-and-click game that takes you through the river Styx and the Underworld. You will meet many Greek Gods and Goddesses here, and you will also be learning a lot about their myths and legends.

2048 this website lets you play a game called 2048, which is kinda like Tetris but with addition. Use your arrow keys to try to combine numbers until you reach 2048, or go ~beyond~ and try to reach 4096.

Little Alchemy 2 fun little time killer. As its name suggests, the website deals with the process of transformation you achieve when you start mixing different things. You start with Earth, Fire, Water, and Air. The goal is to create as many different materials or objects as possible. For example, earth and air will form dust. There are no rules just mix and match your creations to create new ones. You will not even know where your time went.

Akinator website is magic or rather feels like one. You can think of any character in this entire world and through a series of question, it will deduce the name. Don’t believe me, go try for yourself.

Find the Invisible Cow You’re going to want to make sure your sound is on in this fun finding game! Find the invisible cow in this laugh out loud version of hot and cold.

CookieClicker How fast can you click for cookies? Level up and become a cookie pro with this fun time-wasting website!

Knowledge

Zooniverse A really neat website that brings people together to create one of the largest platforms for people-powered research. Volunteers come together to assist professional researchers. There is no need for a specialised background or training; all you have to do is to answer simple questions.

Cool Hunting is a really cool publication platform that uncovers the latest in design, technology, style, travel, art and culture. If you are into art, architecture, and culture, then this website is perfect for you.

OCEARCH Shark Tracker This one looks right on the money for the folks who can’t get enough of sharks! With OCEARCH Shark Tracker, you can keep a track of tagged sharks as they are busy swimming around the deep ocean. Moreover, the website also lets you zoom in on a particular location to check where sharks have been swimming for the past year.

Ad Astra-app An essential tool for every astronomer. The star atlas and skyguide that makes it really easy to pick the best objects, make your own observation list and use it when you are outside

100,000 Stars is one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen on the web. It shows a representation of galaxy with stars inside it. You can take a tour which starts from the Sun and takes you to the outer edges of the galaxy while teaching you valuable insights in between.

wikiHow is an online wiki-style publication featuring how-to articles on a variety of topics. For example: How to make ginger ale, How change a lock or How to survive an encounter with an ostrich.

Cooking

Cooking for Engineers is a godsend for those who love to cook. This website has it all, from recipes, to kitchen gear, to cooking tests, down to a handy dictionary. The best part about this website is its classic 90’s layout, which makes accessing the recipes and files intuitive and easier.

My Fridge Food at this point, your fridge probs has, like, three random items in it, and you're starting to panic about meal options. Enter My Fridge Food, which inputs everything you have in your kitchen and outputs a recipe. Bless.

Work, or relax

Da Font Tired of your basic Times New Roman? You can spend hours downloading new fonts from typography artists to spice up your new document!

A Soft Murmur If you’re looking to create your own ambient background music to listen to while you work or read, A Soft Murmur is the fun website for you! Create your own mix of white noise and other natural sounds to relax and waste some time.

Rainy Mood Get all the benefits of rain without getting caught in it with Rainy Mood! This is perfect for setting a relaxed and chilled out mood.

I Waste So Much Time The website is designed to literally allow you to waste your time. There are no long articles, just funny pictures with embedded texts. A very good time waster for short breaks.

This Is My Website Now The website truly kills your time. It is just a collection of small games which you can play on your browser. Effective for less than 10 minutes of usage, it’s good for a short break.

Instructables If you’ve always wanted to learn how to DIY but didn’t know where to start, try Instructables. They have community posts with step-by-step instructions to help you become a DIY master in no time.

OBS Open Broadcaster Software is free and open source software for video recording and live streaming. Stream to Twitch, YouTube and many other providers. only downside to it is that you have a power director watermark in the corner of your video, but its not very large.

Sleepytime is your sleeping schedule out of whack? This fun website calculates exactly when you need to go to sleep and wake up in order to get a good night’s sleep.

Boredom

MapCrunch Go on an adventure without leaving your home — because you can't! This site plops you down in a random location on the globe, and all that's left to do is explore.

List of Conspiracy Theories Get sucked down the dark rabbit hole of the internet that will have you denying history and wearing tinfoil hats. Wikipedia’s list of conspiracy theories will have you scrolling for ages!

This Person Does Not Exist If AI and deep-fakes fascinate you, this is a website that will either make you very excited, or give you nightmares about whether ‘The Matrix’ is real, and if you, at some point in your life, took the blue pill instead of the red one. Either way, the website generates fake people using GAN (or generative adversarial networks), and displays them to you. You can refresh the page to see a different face. Also, if this interests you, you might also like:

This Cat Does Not Exist. You know, because why stare at human faces when you can look at cats instead.

The Useless Web Want to see what the Internet truly has to offer? Take a peek at The Useless Web to see what truly is out there.

Not Always Right Had a bad day at work? Did that one annoying, pesky customer or client who just wouldn’t shut up tried to give you a hard time, and succeeded? Then this website is just perfect for you! It’s a collection of stories about customers who just don’t know when to shut up.

Zoom Quilt If you're looking to be hypnotized, then check out this site, which is basically a picture that infinitely zooms in to reveal new pictures.

Just for fun

Tickld is your go-to spot for anything humorous and funny, for anything that’s really cool and interesting, or stuff that’s just plain WTF.

Paper Toilet Just because stores are sold out of toilet paper doesn't mean you have to live without. This site features some interactive TP that you can roll up or down.

The Passive-Aggressive Password Machine Type a password (real or fake) into this site and it'll shade you for how much it sucks.

CoolThings is a collection of cool things. From entertainment, to gadgets, to even toys and inventions, there is bound to be something here that will interest you.

This Is Why I Am Broke This is a great website for discovering new gift ideas which are distinct. The products range from a few dollars to a few thousand. There’s something for everyone here.

PostSecret is a very interesting website. Visitors are encouraged to send in anonymous postcards on which they write their secrets. There are all sorts of secrets on all kinds of postcards, and the variations make this a really interesting project. However, be warned – these secrets are very real… and very heavy.

NOIYS – Post, read, forget is a place to post an anonymous note to be viewed by many people, only to be deleted within 24 hours. It’s the perfect website for venting anonymously and not worry about the consequences, as it will be deleted within a day. The best part (or maybe worst) is that strangers can reply to your note, too. That way, you can have a running conversation with a complete stranger.

Scream Into the Void Take your outrage about our current situation (or any problem in your life) and throw it into the void. Just type out your feels and then click the "Scream" button, which does exactly what you think it does.

And lastly...

Dildo Generator Welcome, good citizens of the web, to my favorite site of all time. It's right in the name: You can generate a custom dildo by length, width, base, contours, and so many more variables. Things get wild pretty fast.

Eyebleach Did you see something on the internet that was just too scary? Or just need to get it out of your head? Click on Eyebleach to be fed adorable pictures of puppies, kitties, or babies!

Earlier post

[headspace-hotel]

Adding Boil the Frog to the musics list

Radiogarden is Amaaaaazing

[purely-nicole]

Two more for the music list:

- Muspy: Track when your favorite artists have a new album coming out via RSS feed.

- Songkick: Scans your library and tells you when bands you like are in town.

[schleichersohlen]

Fotzig Atzig Mausig - Tatort Edition

[byjove]

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

[spatort-polls]

frage zu pia und adam in EdN

meint ihr, pia x adam war wirklich geplant und die haben dann nach der publikumsreaktion zurückgerudert, oder sollte das von anfang an freundschaftlich sein?

ich hab es natürlich schon immer als freundschaftlich angesehen, hab aber auch hörk colored glasses an und ich mache gerade einen rewatch, bei dem es schon krass aufföllt, wie viele szenen die da zusammen haben, ohne davor oder danach so viel aufeinander reagiert zu haben. könnte aber auch daran liegen, dass adam später diese schuldgefühle zu pias entführung hat und die "engere" beziehung davor das eben unterstreichen sollte.

War Pia/Adam langfristig als romantisches Pairing geplant?

Ja und sie haben es auch weiter vor

Ja aber sie haben nach der Reaktion der Zuschauenden zurückgerudert

Nein, das war und ist rein freundschaftlich

Nuance

Ergebnisse

Remaining time: 2 days 3 hours

[bierkastenwalzer]

vielleicht ein paar cents dazu als jemand der pia/adam grundsätzlich shippt (und sich literally nach der szene benannt hat haha) und da trotzdem etwas ganz anderes drin sieht 👀 (+ eine erklärung für warum sie ausgerechnet tanzen cause it makes so much sense actually)

also erstmal zur frage: ich denke ganz rational, es kann kaum an einer möglichen rückmeldung des publikums gelegen haben weil bid zur ausstrahlung schon geschrieben war (afaik), aber das ist ja immer so (auch afaik), nur hier fällt es zum ersten mal auf, finde ich. also ich hab mir jedenfalls beim gucken von bid mehrmals gedacht "wtf haben die edn gesehen?" und war dann so "wait. probably not." aber die haben imo basically alle team beziehungen lowkey verkackt bzw unendlich potenzial verschenkt außer bei leo und esther vlt. alle interessanten offenen zwischenmenschlichen punkte haben sie sonst irgendwie ignoriert (leo hat pia das leben gerettet?????? leo war quasi tot in adams armen??????? esther ist im bunker lowkey vielleicht eventuell abgehauen??????? und ja auch pia und adam waren 5 minuten glücklich miteinander???????? hallo kann mich irgendjemand hören????? naja achso here's them all hugging und leo kommt auf sein leben nicht klar oder so. #deep.)

anyways. (kindly). so ganz grundsätzlich. ihr müsst aufhören alles immer sofort in "romantisch ODER freundschaftlich" einzusortieren, so funktioniert doch film nicht und so funktionieren auch das leben und menschliche beziehungen nicht. there is so much more nuance, man ist doch nicht entweder verliebt oder #besties. ich würde sagen, man sieht in den vorherigen filmen, dass pia und adam sich mögen, aber ja, sie haben nicht viel miteinander zu tun, dementsprechend würde ich sie halt dann auch nicht unbedingt freunde nennen. sometimes you just like someone, doesn't need a label. und manchmal kann man auch einfach einen lowkey flirty und intimen moment miteinander haben, ohne dass das irgendwas an der beziehung langfristig (und/oder nach außen hin sichtbar) ändert. und wir reden hier immer noch vom format tatort, da ist eine romanze zwischen den kommissar:innen sowieso nicht der hauptfokus der meisten autor:innen. siehe spatort, they all got no love life (mit einer ausnahme seit bid i guess lol), also ich weiß nicht, wie viel langfristige planung da überhaupt reingeht tbh.

es gibt für mich auch kein entweder hörk oder pia/adam (schürich, wie ich es ja liebevoll nenne, können wir das vlt etablieren <3), weil beides (fast) gleichermaßen nicht im canon existiert. ich halte es für viel wahrscheinlicher, dass eine:r/mehrere von ihnen außerhalb des teams irgendwann eine (vlt langfristige) beziehungsperson bekommen, wenn überhaupt. and that's fine. oder unnötig, wird sich dann zeigen i guess.

als jemand, der schon ne weile dabei ist und vor und nach edn eben auch viel über pia und adam und die brunnenszene gelesen hat: ich finde es so schade, dass der einzige sinn, der in dieser szene offensichtlich gesehen wird, eine mögliche romanze ist und immer nur darüber geredet wird, ob man das gut oder schlecht fände und ob das so sollte oder nicht und ob die musik im hintergrund jetzt für romantik oder dagegen spricht und was nicht alles. (kein shade an anon, keine ahnung, wie lange du dabei bist, i've just seen this film before yk. literally.) das ist jedenfalls mein eindruck und wahrscheinlich 90% des "diskurses", den ich (außerhalb meiner mini bubble) jemals dazu gelesen habe. es geht nie darum, was die szene eigentlich zeigt, was da eigentlich gerade passiert, so im gesamtkontext des filmes/aller filme und was der tanz bedeutet. wie wichtig das für die figuren ist. es ist nämlich völlig egal, ob da was "in der luft liegt" oder nicht, die szene zeigt zwei zutiefst einsame menschen, die sich auf ihrer flucht begegnen und füreinander da sind, sich gut verstehen, sich gegenseitig ablenken und interessanterweise trotzdem konfrontieren, die ineinander für einen kurzen moment jemanden finden, den sie (wortwörtlich) ganz nah an sich ranlassen und bei dem sie doch noch gewisse grenzen wahren und man erfährt so irre viel über die beiden in dieser szene, und das komplett unabhängig von irgendeinem allonormativen beziehungslabel. es ist ein vor und zurück, die ganze zeit, ein antesten und ausprobieren und anziehen und abstoßen. und dazu passt ein tanz doch wunderbar? so metaphorisch gesprochen? und überhaupt. it's pretty. und eben holprig <3 gotta love it, great choice if you ask me. oh und pia ist so ziemlich der erste mensch auf der ganzen welt, der ohne grund jemals nett zu adam ist, das wird auch so oft vergessen. "du bist nicht wie dein vater". hallo?????? das geht dem ja direkt voraus, natürlich ist er so süß zu ihr, she's kind und er halt einfach charming. i love them.

also ich verstehe die regelrechte panik nicht, die ich dahingehend oft aus den diskussionen lese, bei einer so interessanten, schönen und ja auch lustigen szene. der gedanke war hier imo weniger "hier zeigen wir eine sich möglicherweise anbahnende romantische beziehung, um die entführung dramatischer zu machen", sondern eher "hier zeigen wir ein zusammenspiel von zwei figuren, die sehr in ihrer eigenen welt stecken und sich trotzdem einander annähern" und wie sie das mit sich ausmachen und was das alles zur folge hat (oder eben nicht, looking at bid...) und vlt ja auch "hier dürfen die figuren mal kurz glücklich sein"... as a treat... they deserve it.