Just another blog passing through

"Life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews"

[eroscestlavie]

someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

[insertsonglyrichere-deactivated]

So the Franz Ferdinand way or the Franz Ferdinand way?

[toxicyogurt]

in court

judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday

me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush

my lawyer: same

me: same

judge: same

police: same

obama: same

[meanplastic]

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

[fibonacci-to-infinity]

CHRIS EVANS WAS THE SURFER GUY FROM THE OLD MYSTERY DATE GAME HOLY SHIT

[didney-worl-no-uta]

YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM YOUR PAST

[thatsthat24]

So the mystery was why has my date been cryogenically frozen for the past fifty years?

[adrianmunson]

i had this game and i think about how i got with tyler

[rrraquelle]

[thriftstorewarfare-blog]

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

[cosmicplants-deactivated2014031]

that is stacy you uncultured swine

[foreveralone-lyguy]

The memes must be stopped

[gengarscout-deactivated20190409]

The memes are never gonna give you up. Such meme. Very good. Wow. Mineral craving and left shark? Sure, Jan. Gotta go fast. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[redeyeballs]

420 shrekscoped get out of my swamp fuckboi

[foreveralone-lyguy]

I present exhibits A and B

[best-of-memes]

[vampire-mika]

tumblr + stories

[aqueroful]

[gaysemiotics]

Nintendo needs to chill.

[postmesmeric-deactivated2020012]

I feel like I just watched the Playstation 1 controller grow boobs.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[estebanwaseaten]

[daddywhorebucks]

[damndanhowell]

i’m

[georgia-costanza]

[theproblematicblogger]

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

[sourstraws]

"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"

[sourstraws]

[not-for-your-consideration]

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

[no-cash-for-ass]

I’ve been waiting for this post all my life

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

[sassafrassatrash-blog]

Let me say to all the skeptics out there, as someone who has recently left the hell pit that is walmart, this is a real fucking question and when I asked about it i was told there’d been an ‘incident at corporate’.

[xeppeli]

this is still the best addition to this post

[bestdad2013-deactivated20140512]

THIS KITCHEN’S NOT THE SAAAAAAME…