[rollingstoneboycomplex]

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

[heavensickness]

Full paragraph hurts even more.

“ (…) I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close… I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else and I will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”

[nchntd]

[quartered]

[sailorbrazil]

points have been made

[axiomschema]

Counterpoint

[big-ovipositor-energy]

an addition

[gauntletqueen]

We’re done

[corpsefaking-moved]

im trying to pass my classes but im dummy stupid and the rattling of my empty brain keeps alerting the teachers

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

i fucking love jordan peele and i could watch him talk about horror movies for hours

[foulserpent]

mii channel theme playing while my dead body floats down a river

[peachy-faery]

you are my peach, you are my plum

[cognitivedissonance]

This is my new favorite genre of disappointed Trump voter. Meet the Trump voter taking it in the teeth at tax time.

How unsurprising “Fuck you, got mine” becomes a simple “fuck you” in a flash…

[girlbossjodiarias]

I love this song.

[ouijawaydidhego]

[thebiscuiteternal]

Mmmnh. My mama, being a retired accountant, volunteers every year to do taxes for the elderly via a local program sponsored by AARP.

She’s only been at it for three days so far this year and has already heard this same whine from *so many* people.

[almasexya]

[stupid-dyke]

When will they learn that when republicans talk about “cutting taxes” they ALWAYS mean “for the rich only”

[seshrat]

i’m like 95% sure nobody on this site actually knows what rawing means

[seshrat]

[gaminghumour]

😂😂😂

[gif87a-com]

Framerate synced with a bird’s wings

[espressobean]

[zodiacbible]

"I'm Joking Unless You're Down For It" Squad

Sagittarius, Gemini, Taurus, Leo, Aries, Aquarius.

[callurn-deactivated20151129]

Gay marriage will now be referred to as a “macklemarriage”

[morethanstarswere-deactivated20]

Or just as marriage..?

[callurn-deactivated20151129]

Macklemore didn’t die for this

[yourloverevivesmysoul-blog]

does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

[lilacbreastedroller]

is this what rich people worry about lmao

[sunbeargirl-deactivated20190401]

who knew the sheriff of nottingham had a blog

[jas720]

How does someone read Robin Hood and miss the part where it’s set in feudal England. He stole from people who got their wealth by exploiting the poor, incidentally that’s all rich people to this very day.

[impuretale]

Tune in next week when they tell you the story of Ebeneezer Scrooge, a benevolent job creator, harassed during his sleeping hours by the hellish socialist dead. 

[shittycryptids]

A snake that’s wide instead of long

[variouslystated]

Please don’t mind my real fast MS paint version of this.

[oriathians-archive-deactivated2]

those are his arms he wants a hug :(

[lilytad]

hug!!

[le-thom]

consider

[maya-tl]

Baguette.

[chaotic-awesome]

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

[inlikewithlife]

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel