welcome home mistress!

SEMI-NSFW BLOG. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT hello, i'm the new maid! i'm so excited to be serving you! (now how do i curtsy again?) pfp my aezytimes

[maid-in-training]

welcome home mistress!

i am the new maid in training and you may call me Sky! i am admittedly older than average for starting such a career, but i truly hope it does not cause much of a problem. i am also nonbinary and go by they/them, so please refer to me as such. however if an honorific is required i am happy to be referred to simply as “maid”.

here on this blog i endeavor to comment and record my time dutifully serving the mistress! however i may possibly lose focus and talk about things that are not related to my service. what can you expect? i am only in training!

FOR OFFICIAL EYES ONLY

Callsign Errant Report 028

The cover seems to be working perfectly. None of the Mistress’ rivals seem to be aware of my true position as her personal bodyguard, and all eagerly lower their guard to the mere “maid in training”.

Nothing out of the ordinary to report, I will continue my mission and guarantee the Mistress’ safety.

Errant out.

[maid-in-training]

what i would give to not be in this country over the 4th of july

especially with it being the "250th" i can see it being TERRIBLE

[aezytimes]

Big things are happening >:3c

[sleepyquietgirl]

maid takes a chug from her flask

princess: what is in that?

maid: it's water for adu-

princess' eyes get really big

maid: for MAIDS, it's for maids

[sleepyquietgirl]

older princess is having a drink

princess: what's that?

older princess: oh this? I guess you can try a little bit haha

princess sniffs the glass

princess: smells like maid water

[prokopetz]

It's a shame that porn games and sim games don't have a lot of present overlap, because I feel like "horny mechsplo game where you have to actually win the fights to get to the sexy bits and it's one of those hyper-detailed 1990s era mech piloting sims that uses every single key on the keyboard" would do numbers with a very particular audience.

[historiaetal]

it would need two hands to play, thought, limiting its efficacy

[prokopetz]

Buttplug.io Intimate Hardware Control Library | buttplug.io

Homepage and Documentation for the Buttplug.io Intimate Hardware Control Library

[virtualgirladvance]

please do this safely and responsibly and only provide positive feedback on hits and confirmed kills not just any and all rumble signals or your mech pilot hound will be badly trained

[weedle-testaburger]

i love that detail- the implication that the life Caine created has free will and now he's willing to accept that, it's for the best

[ril5y]

was watching it with @aezytimes and @maid-in-training, and had to stop myself from saying "Caine's gonna go fuck the moon tonight"

[maid-in-training]

should've said it

[ril5y]

Just gave @aezytimes one of the best orgasm of her life. And she just rolled over and started yapping about airsoft on discord

[maid-in-training]

i dunno, she said you immedietly started playing a factory builder game, so who's reaaaaally in the wrong here?

[aezytimes]

I can’t believe my own partner would hate me this much

[maid-in-training]

[jp-nichts]

Had a funny thought while struggling through a mechwarrior mission, loosing components here and there

[jp-nichts]

While I was trying to make a version in my usual color pallet I realized I had to make some more gay looking ones for pride month

[maid-in-training]

make sure you spend a lot of time with your Blahaj this Pride Month🩵

and then every month after🩵

[maid-in-training]

terrible news.

the bigot who used to walk passed my house a few times a week to yell slurs and fuck you's is, in fact, NOT dead

[maid-in-training]

not really my gimmick, but as someone who loves cars i find this far to good not to share

[aezytimes]

[maid-in-training]

wow. didn't even tag me.

smh my h.

[aezytimes]

RedBubble page shutting down

Sorry gang, but I need money from the government, and the government sees this as income, even if it’s barely any money. You all have 24hrs from this moment to buy what you want, and then it’s shutting down.

Aezel's Empire Shop | Redbubble

Aezel's Empire is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.

[nacht---hexe]

oh mein gott the girls are playing tf2

[magical-grrrl-afterdark]

The artist is mdf_an and this is from a series of drawings where a young lady with a girldick has a ludicrous amount of sex with a harem of indulgent maids.

Your welcome.

[nacht---hexe]

oh mein gott the girls are playing tf2

[magical-grrrl-afterdark]

The artist is mdf_an and this is from a series of drawings where a young lady with a girldick has a ludicrous amount of sex with a harem of indulgent maids.

Your welcome.

[gyo-ta5]

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