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@toysoldierdean
Did someone drive me to the beach in my sleep?
Not terrible… but I suggest sticking to what you know. Nobody really likes fake and to be honest, it’s usually rather transparent.
So next time just call you an out right serial killer then?
Well isn't this charming
Then it’s a very good thing I don’t honestly care, isn’t it?
If you say so.
Well isn't this charming
So you’re aware of that, are you? And you really would have shared with a vampire so long as they said please?
Well if you would have at least tried to sweet talk me darling you might have had a chance.
Did someone drive me to the beach in my sleep?
Don’t worry, I won’t take offense. I’ve been called a lot worse, but I think it’s all a matter of opinion. Besides, are you really that much of a gentlemen?
If you asked any girl I've ever dated they would tell you absolutely.... not. So I think its safe to say I'm not but I thought I'd test out the waters on that one. How am I doing?
Well isn't this charming
We can safely rule out generosity as a personality trait of yours. Normally, I would offer to rip your teeth out of your skull, but as it is, I think I’ll survive without a drink for now.
Generosity gets you killed in my line of work so its safe to rule that one out.
You would if you could blondie, but as it turns out your at a little bit of a disadvantage these days. I got to say threatening is probably not going to get you what you want in this case. I mean simple please would have gotten you far.
Well isn't this charming
And why not? After all, sharing is caring, isn’t it?
I don't know who started that but they are liar. Its only caring for those without. For those who have its a lose of valuable substance. So unless you got something to offer in return blondie you are out of luck.
Just as I thought this couldn't get worse.
I don’t suppose you know the way off of the island, do you? Or is that where your ever-so vast amounts of knowledge end?
And if I did, in what world would I even begin to tell you? Let alone humor you with ideas of getting of this island.
Did someone drive me to the beach in my sleep?
Only borderline?
Well a gentlemen does come right out and call a pretty girl straight up sociopath. They usually wait at least until they've done them wrong and the claws come out. You know some serious Carrie Underwood shit.
Seriously?!
Hey Dean, great to see you.
Aw not happy to see me?
Well isn't this charming
Hardly. If it were a fantasy, I would be sitting by a pool with alcohol at hand.
Well I could take off my shirt and try to make half your fantasy a reality? As for the booze I've got my flask but I don't think I'll be sharing that.
Well isn't this charming
Stranded and without a soul in sight. What a bloody nightmare.
You spoke too soon sweetheart. I think you're nightmare just turned into a fantasy
Seriously?!
Spiders. Spiders?! As if the damn place isn’t bad enough you give me fucking tarantulas?
Good to see somethings never change Red.
Well given I've been to hell I can confirm this is not it
You’re starting to sound a little crazy dude.
Tell you're little pack buddies to watch their backs.
Just as I thought this couldn't get worse.
Well aren’t you all full of information, much more than the others seem to be.
Well I catch on a quick not to mention I've never had some fancy powers to rely on so I'm not really at a disadvantage here now am I?
Did someone drive me to the beach in my sleep?
Well… it’d get the job done and that’s what matters.
You sound like a border line serial killer.
Did someone drive me to the beach in my sleep?
I’m pretty sure that if anyone touches me, their face will be promptly beat in with a rock.
Well that would be a tragic way to go.
Did someone drive me to the beach in my sleep?
I would’ve appreciated a heads up.
Sleeping beauty, probably time to get yourself up before the crazy people start trying to loot you for all you've got and well... you don't have much to loot.
