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actuates

During math we made our math teacher an Instagram and he laughed for like 10 minutes straight.

nomorefullnameleavemealone

My senior quote

casbean

my whole life

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lazy mediocre bum rule number one: be best friends with your teachers, when you fuck up big time they’ll low key help you out more than they should

island-delver-go

This is 100% accurate

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one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out

haikuhowell-blog

2012 dan: “we’re not attached at the hip you know. we’re totally separate people”

2015 dan: “lol phil lets tape our legs together lmao *sings* twoo become oneee”

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parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

thishartominefeelz

It’s a happy day for freshly OUT @ingridnilsen! Sending love and cheers to all of you out there who are learning to love your true and honest selves. The world is waiting. And it has champagne.

I just love Ingrid a lot

staythatswhatimeanttosay

Please, never smoke. Never even start smoking, if you are lucky enough to possess a pair of untouched, perfectly pink lungs.

It plagues you. When you’re a smoker, being outside isn’t enjoying nature; it’s an opportunity to smoke. Driving isn’t an escape; it’s getting in your car and always traveling to the same destination: reaching for your pack. It’s a social crutch and a motivational handicap.

And once you quit, it doesn’t go away. I’ve been almost completely smoke free for five years now, one year longer than I was a smoker, and I still crave a cigarette. Every day, I still crave a cigarette.

You only look cool smoking in your early 20s. After that, everyone judges you for not quitting once you graduated college. I’m serious, don’t romanticize this harmful habit; it’s unhealthy, and dangerous, and easy to avoid.

dingdongyouarewrong

stop! making! plans! in! front! of! people! then! not! inviting! them!

koncreates

Also stop making plans in front of people and then saying “and I guess you too” because that feels fucking worse than not being invited

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman

fun story: last saturday before i went to work (the night shift, 5pm to 2am), some of my friends and i were planning a night out. the only day that worked for me was monday because i work every other day.

they decided maybe they would just go out that night instead, while i was at work, because there are more places open on saturdays than mondays. my friend said, “you dont really like going out anyway right? its okay if we go without you?”

i had to look her in the eye and remind her that the reason we were going out was because we were celebrating my birthday. they were gonna celebrate my birthday, without me.

twitching

fuck your friends

wildfirewinchester

does anyone else have sudden urges to reinvent themselves, travel the world, starting jogging, learn new languages, learn to cook exotic foods, redecorate, or start journaling? like you’re just sitting there and all of a sudden you want to be able to speak fluent latin or look out over paris from the eiffel tower, or be standing over a shiny metal pot stirring some kind of soup in an apartment that’s perfect for yourself? because i get that a lot.