During math we made our math teacher an Instagram and he laughed for like 10 minutes straight.
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During math we made our math teacher an Instagram and he laughed for like 10 minutes straight.
My senior quote
my whole life
lazy mediocre bum rule number one: be best friends with your teachers, when you fuck up big time theyâll low key help you out more than they should
This is 100% accurate
one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out
2012 dan:Â âweâre not attached at the hip you know. weâre totally separate peopleâ
2015 dan: âlol phil lets tape our legs together lmao *sings* twoo become oneeeâ
parental figure: âsit like a ladyâ
me:
Itâs a happy day for freshly OUT @ingridnilsen! Sending love and cheers to all of you out there who are learning to love your true and honest selves. The world is waiting. And it has champagne.
I just love Ingrid a lot
Please, never smoke. Never even start smoking, if you are lucky enough to possess a pair of untouched, perfectly pink lungs.
It plagues you. When youâre a smoker, being outside isnât enjoying nature; itâs an opportunity to smoke. Driving isnât an escape; itâs getting in your car and always traveling to the same destination: reaching for your pack. Itâs a social crutch and a motivational handicap.
And once you quit, it doesnât go away. Iâve been almost completely smoke free for five years now, one year longer than I was a smoker, and I still crave a cigarette. Every day, I still crave a cigarette.
You only look cool smoking in your early 20s. After that, everyone judges you for not quitting once you graduated college. Iâm serious, donât romanticize this harmful habit; itâs unhealthy, and dangerous, and easy to avoid.
stop! making! plans! in! front! of! people! then! not! inviting! them!
Also stop making plans in front of people and then saying âand I guess you tooâ because that feels fucking worse than not being invited
fun story: last saturday before i went to work (the night shift, 5pm to 2am), some of my friends and i were planning a night out. the only day that worked for me was monday because i work every other day.
they decided maybe they would just go out that night instead, while i was at work, because there are more places open on saturdays than mondays. my friend said, âyou dont really like going out anyway right? its okay if we go without you?â
i had to look her in the eye and remind her that the reason we were going out was because we were celebrating my birthday. they were gonna celebrate my birthday, without me.
fuck your friends
does anyone else have sudden urges to reinvent themselves, travel the world, starting jogging, learn new languages, learn to cook exotic foods, redecorate, or start journaling? like youâre just sitting there and all of a sudden you want to be able to speak fluent latin or look out over paris from the eiffel tower, or be standing over a shiny metal pot stirring some kind of soup in an apartment thatâs perfect for yourself? because i get that a lot.
Weâre proud of you, Ingrid!
You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
i love how the trailer shows finnickâs wedding, shows peeta and katniss hugging, shows prim and katniss hugging
everything is fine
nothing is going to happen
itâs all good here
Brother's Grimm Wanderings, 2014 | by Kilian Schönberger
I love how they both get extremely happy when winning. Itâs adorable!