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If you’re one of those people that threatens physical violence against others for wearing “insensitive” Halloween costumes, you’re an immature piece a shit. If you can’t understand why that’s wrong, I don’t even know what else to say to you. Thanks.

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So…..watching synchronized swimming from underwater is absolutely ridiculous

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holy shit

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[introvertunites]

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I like how TTG has random episodes about economics and shit but why?

[powerpuft]

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And I don’t want the world to see me ‘Cause I don’t think that they’d understand When everything’s made to be broken I just want you to know who I am.

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me 

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me: i've been awake for 36 hours please let me sleep

my brain: mr sandman, man me a sand. make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[gennyescsecsemo]

omg wtf life hack

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I screamed

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trap metal is the evolved form of rap rock from the early 2000s

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me as a gf trying to be cute: oh hey my….soft cantaloupe…gentle chili flake….dominos 2 for 1 deal….

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[melonmemes]

mods are fags

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Take that lefties 🐉

[themorallycorruptfayeresnick]

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So yesterday my grandparents found a big box of old 78s that they’ve had in an attic for years, and wanted me to transfer them to CDs. Most were in pretty great shape, no cracks and few scratches. Lots of 1930s sweet/hot jazz, British big band & swing and a few Decca classical ones. This one had its label peeled/scratched off on the a side, on the reverse was a Parlophone march.

90% sure by playing it it’s unleashed some kind of 70 year old curse.

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Oh my god  D:

[legendofkatie]

here’s a bad idea: listening to this in the dark by yourself

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I heard that some records made during the 30s had laughter on them because they believed that listening to laughter would make others laugh along.

My God, they were wrong.

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i just scared the fuck out of myself

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#oh my fucking god #it’s like listening to some sort of funeral #where the guests are all on acid #and then they eat the corpse and drink the blood like wine #while laughing like maniacs #shit maybe they’re cannibal clowns #oagdshfgahrkjafgda

jesus christ yes

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Play this outside your house on halloween. 

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ohfuq

[birdsagainsthumanity]

JESUS SHIT THE BED NOPE NOPE NOPE

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tumblr in 2017: “cursed post”

this ancient and forgotten horror, an abomination scratching at the walls of time itself, forbidden by the laws of gods and men, unearthed and resurrected from the archive of my blog in late 2013: “hold. my. fucking. beer.”

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why does everyone say peaceful protests don't work like the entire civil rights movement was a myth?

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I don't understand how y'all think being assholes is in any way going to help your cause or make more people support you