tue-moi

paypal.me/lrat

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(via sami_grayce)

[snoopdogkaiwutang]

[tr45hcan]

officially pride month ;;)

[melonmemes]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Ladies please take notes; this is exactly how it should be. No second chances whatsoever.

[susiethemoderator]

EXACTLY.

[gluten-free-pussy]

“NOT THE FUCK I”

She is me lol no second chances round here

[reesesjournal-deactivated202204]

You got one shot to show me how you coming!!

[crap-userrname16]

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[wwhatfinn]

[ulvenhulesart]

<3

[tastefullyoffensive]

True love. (via TLBurkhalter)

[oceanadie-deactivated20200903]

Update:

[mxnrique]

who gon tell him???

[mxnrique]

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[thatgaywhiteboy]

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[ashleyjizzdale]

[ttttttttttwwwwwwwwww]

[shadow-dot-exe]

Omfg that is one of the smartest and funniest plans to hide your boyfriend/girlfriend I have heard. I also like the fact that both of their parent’s children ended up gay when they’re anti-gay xD that’s just amazing.

[genzgay]

things I am

•tired •pansexual

[pink-lipgloss02]

Everytime my girlfriend is around...

My Girlfriend: *walking nearby*

Me: I👏SENSE👏A👏BEAUTIFUL👏ANGEL👏HEADED👏THIS👏WAY👏 WE👏ALL👏HAVE👏BEEN👏BLESSED👏BY👏HER👏 PRESENCE👏I👏AM👏SO👏LUCKY👏TO👏HAVE👏HER👏WITH👏ME👏I👏WISH👏ONLY👏THE👏BEST👏FOR👏HER👏BECAUSE👏SHE👏IS👏MY👏TRUE👏LOVE👏

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[venus-star13]

Because most people believe in 4 sexualities or under.

[neeksknocks]

not wearing shirts under hoodies is gay culture