CHICKENV O R T E X

Hello sweet feathery death

[marathemonsta]

Make me an offer!

Bundle and save!

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Make me an offer!.

[dollcrimes]

"you mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return?"

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[xxvi0lent-vahlkampfiidaexx]

I thought this was a Ted talk

[homoboreanaz]

hayley atwell for the guardian

[themaarika]

could i offer you some round bears in these trying times?

[maruti-bitamin]

foliage

ink+watercolour

[maruti-bitamin]

green juice + soup

[maruti-bitamin]

calm + resonate

[thatsthat24]

Too Scary 👻

[wilwheaton]

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[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[millionsknives]

WENDY I WILL THROTTLE YOU

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

What a lad

[filthyprotozoan]

no one ever talks about gimli being not even slightly tempted by the ring. motherfucker had no hesitation just walked up with his axe and immediately tried to wreck it. obviously that didn’t work but like, the ring had zero visible effect on him. amazing… gold sickness in the line of durin WHOMST?? not in gimli son of gloin

[sharkboyandlizardgirl]

What do they want her to do, force feed Michael Myers Activia until he shits himself to death?

[jamieleeofficial]

i do whatever the fuck i want to do

[whitepeopletwitter]

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[slowjamastan]

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