❛ SCREAM 2 SENTENCE STARTERS
tw for violence, murder, weapons, all that good stuff
“I hate scary movies.” “It’s good to be scared. It’s primal.” “Listen, I read my Entertainment Weekly, okay? I know my shit.” “I got my money, I asked for your money.” “You know, I don’t even know you and I dislike you already.” “I don’t like being scared. I don’t like that.” “Scary movies are great foreplay.” “Hey, move your ass! You’re late.” “You know me and organized religions.” “Lower the walls for the next few days, okay?” “This self-induced isolation you got going is not healthy.” “You can’t blame real-life violence on entertainment.” “It’s a classic case of life, imitating art, imitating life.” “I lived through this. Life is life. Doesn’t imitate anything.” “Are you suggesting that someone is trying to make a real-life sequel?” “Many sequels have surpassed their originals.” “Well, there’s no accounting for taste.” “I’d let the geek get the girl.” “It’s starting again.” “Multiplexes are just a dangerous place to be these days.” “You’re in extreme denial.” “This has nothing to do with us.” “Can’t we just go back to our psuedo-quasi-happy existence?” “I skipped. I couldn’t take all the ‘That’s Her!’ looks.” “You’re playing with the big boys now, got it?” “Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious.” “Be kind. She saved our lives.” “She had calf implants!” “I’m gonna get closer.” “This must be flat-out hell for you.” “How are you holding up?” “It’s really weird, isn’t it? To think this fuss is all because of you!” “What are you doing here?” “I was worried about you.” “Things were okay, until now.” “I’m seeing someone. Nice guy, pre-med, no apparent psychotic tendencies.” “I just want you to be careful.” “What am I supposed to do? Cut everybody off? Crawl under a rock?” “I want to make sure you’re safe, if that’s alright with you.” “Nothing like a funeral to bring the family together.” “What the hell are you doing?” “I forgive and forget. Just like you, I’d like to get back on with my own life.” “You bitch!” “Did you get that on film?” “You need to check your conscience at the door, sweetie. I’m not here to be loved.” “I don’t condone violence, but maybe you deserved it.” “Don’t you think your overreacting, just a little bit?” “How do you know that my dim-witted inexperience isn’t merely a subtle form of manipulation used to lower peoples’ expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to effectively maneuver within any given situation?” “I’m sorry. I don’t know what else to say.” “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some oozing to do.” “I think you’re taking your psych major a little too seriously.” “ ‘I’m fine,’ yeah—fucked up, insecure, neurotic and emotional.” “HI! No, I really mean that—hi!” “That shit only calls you when he’s drunk. Don’t go over there.” “You sound loaded. What’s up?” “Drink with your brain, that’s our motto.” “Do you want to die tonight?” “I’m outta here!” “Did anyone call for me?” “It’s your ill-conceived boyfriend.” “Everyone thinks that sororities are just about blow-jobs, but it’s not true!” “It’s happening again, isn’t it?” “Better hurry. Might get scooped.” “Get your jacket. Let’s get you home.” “Why don’t you show your face, you fucking coward?” “You know, I knew this was coming. I knew this wasn’t over.” “You are not alone, okay? We are all here for you.” “He needs to realize the nineties is no time to play hero.” “Why would anyone go back in that house anyway?” “You’re lucky he didn’t kill you.” “I think we have a copycat on our hands.” “Do these guys have to follow you around everywhere?” “How am I ever going to get you alone?” “To be honest, I think it would probably be in your best interest to stay as far away from me as possible.” “I hope that was an off-the-cuff remark that holds no subtext whatsoever.” “I’ll take my chances.” “I don’t want to see you get hurt.” “Come on, smile. Just once. Please?” “I’ll smile when I catch the killer.” “I’m not here to do your job.” “He is a gemini, single, but I think he’s gay.” “Penny for your thoughts?” “I think I love you!” “Why won’t you let me touch you?” “I think you just need to deal with that and move on.” “How do we find the killer? That’s what I want to know.” “Let’s not move on. Maybe you are a suspect.” “Well, if I’m a suspect, you’re a suspect.” “That’s what reporters do! They stage the news!” “If she’s not a killer, she’s a target.” “I’m gonna do what any rational human being would do, and get the fuck out of here.” “I wanna report the news, I don’t wanna be the news!” “I need you. I cannot do this without you.” “Let’s go get killed!” “I’m a fighter.” “None of us can avoid our fate, but as an artist, you can honestly face it, and fight it.” “How long have you been here?” “I need to be alone right now, okay?” “Do I get a say in this?” “The killer’s trying to finish what was started.” “I’ll be back when you start talking about something a little more Saved By the Bell-ish.” “What do you wanna do, bonehead?” “Want to wait here and see who drops next?” “I’m not interrupting anything, am I?” “Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath?” “No matter how hard you try, you’ll never be the hero and you’ll never, ever get the girl.” “Where’s your innovation? Why copycat two high school loser-ass dickheads?” “This isn’t a good time.” “Come on, you sent me to prison. You can give me two minutes.” “There’s been enough exposure. Why would you want anymore?” “Yeah, I bet you’re real sorry.” “There was no attack. We were talking, very heatedly.” “I don’t know about homicide but you’ve definitely got me for raising my voice in a public library.” “It should’ve been me.” “Stop treating me like glass. I’m not going to break.” “Until you find me standing over a body with a knife in my hand, I think you’d better treat me with the rights and privileges afforded to every innocent citizen in this country.” “Enjoying the show?” “I just wanna find this fucker!” “Now we’re getting somewhere.” “I never meant to hurt you.” “Stay here!” “There’s no one there.” “When this is all over, I’ll still be here.” “I wanna know who it is.” “I’m going back.” “Stupid people go back. Smart people run.” “We’re smart people, so we should just get the fuck out of here.” “I’m sick of running!” “If we know who it is, it’ll be over.” “Get away from me!” “This isn’t what it looks like!” “Shit, who tied these? We gotta get out of here!” “The killer, he’s here!” “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.” “You really wanna trust your boyfriend?” “Don’t you know history repeats itself?” “Surprise, [name].” “Thanks a lot, partner.” “He’s crazy! You know me better than that!” “What do you think? Experiencing some déjà vu?” “I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!” “YOU ARE DEAD!” “I never would’ve hurt you.” “You should really deal with your trust issues.” “Oh! So vulgar!” “Did he let you talk to him this way?” “He was a sick fuck, just like you.” “No. He was a sick fuck who tried to get away with it. I’m a sick fuck who wants to get caught.” “I’ve got my whole defense planned out.” “I’m gonna blame the movies.” “I’m an innocent victim.” “You’re a psychotic.” “That’ll be our little secret.” “See? It’s all about execution.” “You’re forgetting one thing: I fucking killed him.” “You piece of shit!” “You got a Linda Hamilton thing going on. It’s nice. I like it.” “Nice twist, huh? Didn’t see it coming, did ya?” “It’s called a makeover; you should try it.” “I’m very sane.” “You’re never gonna get away with this.” “Not wise to patronize me with a gun.” “Don’t you FUCKING MOVE.” “I have had a very, VERY bad day, and I would like to know exactly what the FUCK is going on here.” “I can still help you.” “Let me kill her!” “Personally, I think it’s rather poetic.” “No, don’t you listen to her!” “Quite a predicament you’re in.” “Give me the gun.” “I want you to know I would never, ever do anything to hurt you.” “We should probably talk about what exactly happened here, you know? Get our stories straight.” “I’ve been shot!” “Jesus, you scared the crap out of me!” “You’ve got more lives than a cat.” “They always come back.” “How’s it feel to be a hero?” “I’m back.” “I’m coming with you!” “I can’t believe you’re alive!” “It’ll make a helluva movie.”
