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You made the right choice here buddy

Hello all my patients, its your favorite surgeon Rick here! Finally got a working computer, after some convincing, and now one of my patients wanted me to make a blog. So send all the asks you'd like, I'm always here for you guys.

But lets lay out some ground rules:

Expect canon typical violence. There will be explicit stuff on here because this is coming to you from Mt. Massive asylum

Inappropriate jokes are okay but if I feel uncomfortable, I will delete your ask and/or block you

Don't be a bigot. Bigots aren't on team Rick, be a team player

I block freely, I'm a grown man, I can do what I want

Minors are allowed, just be mindful about all the explicit content on here, as again, this is Mt. Massive asylum

I might add more rules if they come to mind, but besides that, send away! Dr. Trager will always be here for you.

The patient that asked me to make this blog is @uhmbrella98 btw (the creator) and will mark things under ooc if she's talking

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If someone made a shrine of items relating to you, how would you feel?

Creeped out if I'm being honest

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If a patient needed medication, how would you motivate them to take it?

Typically I just hide it in their food, but if they're being stubborn, I'll force it down them. Or up them. Depending on how its administered

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can I kiss your bald head?

No.

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You were so handsome before… :(

you looked like a fried raisin now tho. can you go back to being hot?

No! I cannot! Due to fucking Pauline!

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I know you love a good martini and all, but do you have any other favorite drinks?

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Honestly a cosmo hits the spot sometimes

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you’d make a pretty woman

Eddie????

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heard Eddie saying you might make a pretty woman. I don’t think so but might wanna stay away from him

He's always talking like that, I wouldn't pay him any mind

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It’s so nice to know you’re here, Rick. Especially after your firing. Jeremy didn’t tell me much except that it was just a mental break and you were getting treatment. Hopefully, you are taking care of yourself now?

Uhh yeah, taking care of myself, totally. I'm doing good, yeah

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would it be wrong if I requested you and Eddie to do my gender reassignment surgery

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Not at all, I'm gladly here to help. But I'm not too sure you'll get good results with Eddie.

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you know if you don’t try to stab Pauline and that other coworker girl in Jer’s office or whatever… you might’ve.. you know.. gotten awake with all that.. probably suspended minimum but not thrown in the engine to look like a fried raisin my man 😭😭

I fell for Pauline's ragebait, sorry 🫤

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Yo mind explaining the abortion clinic pamphlets in the office gang? (/j)

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I like helping my female coworkers. They don't just handle abortions, they also handle other things regarding woman's sexual health

Me when I lie

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you ever got into a fight with any of the variants or are you more of the sit back and watch the world burn kind of guy?

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I just sit back, the ones who try to fight be don't really go far. I'm the one with the tools after all

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Since you're a former Murkoff executive, have you ever heard of the Trials in the Sinyala Facility?

Yes, actually. But Murkoff prefers to cover it up. I think its inpirational

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U are so beautiful do u fancy men x

I fancy women, but I'm not homophobic

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Did u ever have a skincare routine

Used to I would use a cleanser, moisturizer, retinol, and sunscreen, but now I just use a bar of soap because its all I have access to

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You don’t mind home being mostly big, open spaces? Do you not find it isolating/ lonely?

I love the big, vast, open spaces. I usually hosted parties, so I was always busy. Whether it be preparing or cleaning up. Then, once it was clean and done, I'd do some coke and relax on my couch. That's when I wasn't working full time.

I also had other stuff to do besides stay at home all day. I was in a country club that had a golf course, an indoor and outdoor pool, a gym, and a whole bunch of other amenities and events.