Tragic Female Armor

An abyss of women dressed in pointless gear.

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For her sake, I really hope she knows how to work that shield, because her armor just doesn't cut it.

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Step One - Pull out arrow

Step Two - Load bow

Step Three - ???

Step Four - Profit!

Really, you'd think jumping back and facing your opponent would be the first thing to do, but I guess bending over like that is a lot sexier.

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That's some horny nipple armor.

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Note the (not so) subtle differences.

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Hmm. Sleepy. I'ma call it a night.

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"Tired of trying to find time for porn AND gaming? Wish you could have both at once? Well, now you can! Come join World of Warcraft and play free for 30 days!"

-An honest WoW advertisement

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Shoulders = Important. Always keep them covered, even at the cost of your peripheral vision.

Midsection = Not important. Feel free to leave it entirely exposed.

Oh, and nipples. Just because.

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Judging by the background, I'd say she should invest in some heavier clothing.

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If I didn't know any better, I'd guess she was a character in a very kinky hentai.

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Okay, seriously, she's not even wearing panties. Her crotch is nearly in full view, and she's not even wearing panties. I simply can't stress how wrong this is.

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I know there are a million and one things I could say against this picture, but I honestly really like that her nipples are pointing in two different directions. Makes me feel a little less weird~

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I have to wonder how all of that's staying on...

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That doesn't-- but she's--- that's--- Oh, I give up.

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I'm half-tempted to go ahead and photoshop her into some better armor, because I seriously love her otherwise.

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There's so much stuff going on in this picture, and none of it looks like armor.

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No worries, pictures like this don't mean anything! I totally have, like, a dozen more of men in codpieces next to decked-out women! We're so equal!

/Sarcasm.

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I'm not sure that's even a dress, let alone armor.