The movie is gonna be THE BOMB!! GWAHAHAHAHA!
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… And I mean bomb in the good way, peck neck!
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@trainrushed
The movie is gonna be THE BOMB!! GWAHAHAHAHA!
ASK/RP sideblog for THE CONDUCTOR from A HAT IN TIME. please read the rules before interacting! follows from IMPSFLUTE.
… And I mean bomb in the good way, peck neck!
A lump of of brown and green is expelled from the rift before it closes abruptly.
Mags sluggishly pulls herself up to her feet, brushing the dust and debris from her uniform. Once she's back on her feet she stashes the Dimensionator away and-
By the Elders, they were all pointing guns at her.
Crap, this was bad- this was so, so bad! She wasn't supposed to let anyone see her while she was surveying the dimensions! If her presence were made known there could be disastrous effects on the natural balance of he destinations!
Oh, and her life was in peril, too.
Even in her frightened state the scholarly part of her made an effort to analyze her situation beyond the immediate danger. The technology surrounding them was primitive compared to that of the Lombaxes, but not too shabby on the whole. The native lifeforms of this dimension looked a bit like the Hawkers from Rionosis, but with much more drab plumage. Well, except for that bright yellow one in the hat. Maybe they were in charge?
Offering raised hands and a nervous smile she speaks, hoping beyond hope that they speak Common.
"... I come in peace?"
The room goes quiet.
The owls stare at her, guns wavering. They're very visibly shaken up - wide-eyed, trembling, and the entire room has turned to look at the Conductor for direction.
...that's a mammal, not a bird. He can't use this.
His posture slackens, and he lets out a sigh that quickly turns into a loud groan.
"CUT!"
The Conductor releases the Express Owl from his headlock, giving him a light pat on the shoulder before lightly pushing him away - the poor guy heaving a sigh of relief before scampering off to sit down - and he approaches the stranger, wiping the blood from his cheek.
With the cameras off and bandanas pulled down, the Express Owls begin to whisper amongst themselves. But as the Conductor speaks, they go quiet.
"Who are you, and WHAT are you doin' on my train?" At least he put the gun away. "Don't you know you're interrruptin' something?"
Lights, Camera, Distraction!
@trainrushed
"... That should just about cover things here. On to the next dimension!"
Mags hit "STOP" on her audio log recorder and lay back in her cot with a contented sigh. Another dimension mapped, around... a still undetermined amount to go. She wasn't one to get discouraged though. Even if cartography would always be her first academic love, she liked to think of herself as something of an amateur anthropologist as well - all those uncharted dimensions just meant she had so much to learn still!
And learn she would. An alarm signaled that her self-imposed five-minute break between dimensional jumps was over(had it really been that long already?) and it was time to get back to work. Hauling herself upright she retrieves the Dimensionator from its place next to her cot and begins punching in codes for the next dimension. After a few attempts at brute forcing it she finally entered a viable set of coordinates: 27t56. Destination locked in, she charged the Dimensionator, fired, and was swept into the resulting rift with a yelp.
Mags wondered if she'd ever get used to that.
The Owl Express was busy.
Every bird knew exactly why - at least, provided they had a place to be and good taste in public transportation - as it'd been temporarily "out of service" for the whole week.
They'd be fine; there's other trains. Granted, none had nearly as great service and quality as the Owl Express, but it wasn't an uncommon experience, and most of the railway was still accessible; everybody knows that if the Conductor wants to film somewhere with his train, there's no stopping him.
The train chugs along on the tracks, endlessly moving down its aimless path.
The wind roars in his ears as it rushes past, his poncho fluttering behind him as he pressed against the current. At the speed he was going, if he faltered for even a moment he'd lose too much time. He was hot on the trail - it all came down to this.
He knew exactly which cart they were to be conniving in; and as he leaped across each gap between them, he counted.
Two... Three... Four...
And he jumps.
He flips over the side and kicks through the window, falling into the room and rolling onto his feet.
It was quiet. Too quiet.
Glass crunches under his boots, his spurs jingling with each step. He presses himself against the door, a hand hovering over his gun's holster.
He sees one of them near the other side, muttering indistinctly amongst his colleagues on the other side. "...need to...the next stop...the bounty..."
He slams the door open, spinning his revolver in his hand and pressing the barrel against the back of the owl's head.
"Do no move an inch." The cowboy drawls, eyeing the bandits scattering away. Feathered hands reach for their weapons and a shot rings out, he grabs the owl with his arm, veering to the side and
the bullet whizzes past his face. It leaves behind a fresh streak of red.
He presses the gun to the side of his captured bandit's head. "Drop yer peckin' weapons right now. This ain't gotta be messy, 'less ya wanna make it. Go out quiet, or--"
"Pffha!" The owl's voice trembles with nerves, but he tries to play it off, gesturing nonchalantly with his revolver. "Uh, hhyeah, as if we'd surrender to the likes of you, you w-washed up--"
Then... something between them cracks.
An unnatural purple glow fills the room - a camera hurriedly adjusted to face the source - dancing on the faces of the birds in the room. Silence, as it opens wider, everybody staring slack-jawed (luckily, the owls' faces mostly covered by their bandit costumes), until someone breaks the silence.
Do something. Improvise.
"Wh-- What in the ever-loving peck is THAT?!" He bellows, changing the target of his revolver to the growing light, holding the owl tighter.
"I-I-I don't know! This, this wasn't part of th--" a kick in the leg from the Conductor gives him pause, adjusting his response accordingly "Th-th-th-th-the plan! They weren't su-supposed to... to..."
"To-- To what???"
"I-it's too-- too early, I didn't--"
[ 🪶 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they laugh ?
[ HEADCANON QUESTIONS. ]
it depends! while the conductor doesn't laugh much, generally, what sound it takes on is situational.
most of the time, the conductor's laugh is loud, in-your-face, rough, and slightly manic; it makes him sound kind of like he's some big villain, although the roughness of it also makes it sound slightly doofy. usually whips this one out when he has an epiphany during movie-writing, echoing throughout the halls of dead bird studio's basement, or in a moment of pride. it's usually forced to some degree, or otherwise somewhat disingenuous.
on the flipside, the Conductor's laugh does sound a bit different in quieter moments. it's reserved, a chirp from his chest that's heard behind a closed smile, and more mischievous if anything.
generally, it's one that's not heard much nowadays, mostly reserved for when talking with his little ones.
✎ㅤ. . .ㅤ𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺.
₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of character analysis/headcanon questions to learn more about your character and your partners'! writing/headcanon prompts requested by anonymous. feel free to edit these as you see fit.
[ 🖐️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do their hands feel like: soft, calloused, trembling ? [ ☂️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they crave touch or fear it ? [ 🎐 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a sound, like a song or voice, that they associate with peace ? [ 🕊️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen did they feel the safest ? [ 💤 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they sleep ? curled up, sprawled, holding onto something ? [ 🦇 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a fear they never talk about ? [ 🔒 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a secret they’ve sworn never to tell ? [ 🪢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they broke a promise ? [ 🫳 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they feel they owe, but never paid back ? [ 💼 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do they always carry with them ? [ 🧨 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the quickest way to set them off, even if they hide it well ? [ ⛓️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does guilt feel like to them ? [ 💢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho have they never forgiven and never will ? [ 🩸 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there something or someone that, if lost, would break them ? [ 🌧️ ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a pain they refuse to heal from ? [ 🪞 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen have they looked at their reflection and hated what they saw ? [ 📿 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat superstition or ritual do they cling to ? [ 🌊 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they cried ? [ 🐾 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo animals like them instinctively ? [ 🪶 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they laugh ? [ 🫀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho taught them what love is ? did it hurt ? [ 💭 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they believe they’re worthy of being loved ? [ 🎀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is their main love language ? [ 🔦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they search for ? [ 📜 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a story they love sharing with others ? [ 🌒 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a dream or goal they have given up on ? [ 🕯️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat memory do they replay when they’re alone ? [ 🌪️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the one choice they regret (not) making ? [ 🧩 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s a truth about themselves they refuse to admit ? [ 🍻 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of drunk are they ? [ ✉️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of letter would they write but never send ? [ 🗡️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a scar that they have but never talk about ? [ 🕸️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a favourite lie they like to hear ? [ 🪦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat would they want on their gravestone but never admit aloud ? [ 🎱 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of future do they crave, and who’s in it ? [ 🌀 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a recurring dream or nightmare ? [ 🍃 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they feel like they belong ? [ ⚓ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does “home” mean to them ? [ 🧭 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhere would they go if they could disappear tomorrow ?
Send “Talk about-” and a name for my muse to talk about that person!
Let's give this a test, shall we? Hello, bonjour, ciao! Ice breaker time! You're the Conductor, yes? Wonderful to meet you! (-📺 anon, until I decide... Otherwise~)
The phone's ringing.
The Conductor's ears twitch, although he doesn't answer immediately; focusing on the road ahead of him, making the tight turn ahead of him first, watching ahead to make sure that the rails ahead don't require much focus on his end. Then, and only then, does he stand up to answer the phone.
...what the peck kinda prank call is this?
"Whuh-- Hello? Are ya callin' me to say HELLO?! You're only allowed to be calling me for an EMERGENCY, it says right there on the peckin'-- oooh, ya better have a good reason to be takin' up my time like this or I'll walk over there myself and give ya a piece of my mind, ya understand me?! What do you WANT?"