posts that make u cringe

a collection of tumblr's worst/best trainwrecks

[shamebats]

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

[shamebats]

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

[shamebats]

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mechanica1-hands]

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

[shamebats]

"become a fish" (gay)

[ladyananas]

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

[helpless--romantics]

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

[emilynyaaa]

this is an insane story

[flickering-leaves]

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

[brightlotusmoon]

[harperhug]

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

[handageddon]

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

[mananabuffins]

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

[authoratmidnight]

It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.

7 years ago someone posted this-

And 5 years a different user posted this-

What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??

[woodmeat]

If quagsire was real I would teach mine how to roll weed and bite people

[realshy]

i don't know how you people can stand to watch family guy

[fableos]

No, like genuinely. Even putting aside how painfully unfunny it is, that show is just fucking nasty! Every time my siblings put it on it was just the characters being mean about characters being fat, autistic, trans, etc. Remember when they did an episode where a guy sleeps with a trans woman and then there's a 30 second compilation of the guy puking violently? How they constantly tear into peter for being fat? How his boss is mocked for being autistic? Nasty ass show and y'all are showing a lot about yourselves the way you make it a pillar of yourself!

[woodmeat]

Quagsire

[chantenhalf]

[pastacrylic]

thinking about the fucking screenshot spell twilight used once

[nateconnolly]

Why was the Mormon vampire copying whole pages of PDF?

[tokaiju]

There's an animated Twilight series??

[pastacrylic]

sparkle. twilight sparkle. the horse.

[frankiedotbiz]

this is what every cast of fuckable male characters in western RPGs look like and people that like these games will hump their couch with an insatiable lust over them

[3dmenlover]

@lazyjellyfish300 ……I’m not gonna say a word

[lazyjellyfish300]

LMFAO humping the couch with insatiable lust 💀💀💀 listen....I get it 😅🥵

[3dmenlover]

I’m showing your posts whenever my besties insist I’m the biggest simp

[lazyjellyfish300]

Asdffjjjkl hope they enjoy the show 😅😂😇🤭 @miguel-ohara-wifey

[dougwalkerofficial]

Helllllllooooooooo I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so YOU don't have to!

I'm gonna be honest guys, I rewatched the Pokemon movie again and honestly... I rea- *DOOR SMASHES OPEN*

DOUG! YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER! I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR SHIT!

Woah, what's th-

Doug. Shut the fuck up. Don't even play around and act like you weren't FUCKING my WIFE for

FOUR FUCKING YEARS!

Joseph I genuinely have no id-

SHUT UP YOU MOTHER FUCKER! IM GONNA FUCKING DO IT! RRRRAAAAGHHHHH!!!!

AAAHHHHHH!!!

AAAHHHH

Wait... where am I?

*all in unison* You're in Heaven now, Mr. Walker. Follow us.

MEANWHILE BACK ON EARTH

my fallow americans we hasusbubah sfbg aadshfb doug walker nostalgia critic has bassed away and we are holding a ceremonie at the southern chicago s-

*sees a bug outside*

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

[thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob]

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.

the icon is because of this post

[wildflower182]

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

[ericrmalice-deactivated20240323]

btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

[1-800-horrorfilms]

[cealvan]

Op is saying that liking Taylor for being QUEER or Lgbtqia+ is not a bad thing, but to also know she is not the only one.

He did not call anyone in the original post lesbian bi or pan.

He did call two people NB

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

you have to be fucking with me there's no way

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#Op you gonna have to make a graph

on it:

[sourcreammachine]

op: carrots are not fruits. raspberries and apples and blueberries and pears and lingonberries are fruits. i’m not saying you can’t enjoy carrots but why would you hang all your fruitsalad hopes on it

idiot 1: aren’t raspberries berries?

op: yes that is indeed why it’s on the list of fruit

op: why have multiple people reblogged this with “umm actually most of these are berries”. did i fucking stutter i said they’re fruits. i’m going to kill you

idiot 2: btw just to clarify op is saying “yeah i know carrots are a fruit but there are other fruits too”

op: where in the sweet mary mother of cunt did i say that carrots were a fruit

idiot 3: op is saying that liking carrots for being fruits isn’t a bad thing, but to also know they are not the only fruit

op:

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(image source)

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

oh my god a beautiful moth.... post now justified good work everyone

[trainwrecked-textposts]

I like this blog, are you still active?

eh not rly. glad you like the blog tho!

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

sis i’m right here….

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

[yugirimistwalker]

sorry i only have a dollar

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

:(

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

You can buy anything you want with $22500

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

apply juice to what

[zvaigzdelasas]

directly to the forehead

[asundergrowth]

Great post guys

[trainwrecked-textposts]

Can I nominate a blog to check out (whoneedssexed) cos their recent “fatphobia drama 2018” is just embarrassing

whats cringy about it

[estradiol]

“heterosexual aromantic” oh you mean every straight man?

[milindso]

Bad post op

[cowgirlmilkers]

Bad post op

[bottomsloth-deactivated20180822]

bad post op

[dilfgmancoolatta]

bad post op

[strawberry--sodas]

Bad post op

[control-left-deactivated2018112]

Bad post op

[oldspaghettifactory]

Bad post op

[estradiol]

[glitchy-dwemer-ruins]

Ha ha ha sexism in the form of a joke. One i can take.

[estradiol]

“biromantic lesbian”

[zyxwk]

op just say youre a suptilicist variphobe and monosexist amato-normative lesbiphobe

[estradiol]

did u just cast a spell on me?

[retiredblog9999]

Said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

it’s rly sweet ppl think I live anywhere near a target like,

i can walk into some of the shops in my town barefoot carrying my dog and nobody will tell me to leave.

target isn’t brave enough to build here.

[thebibliosphere]

The last bastion of hope.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

yeah also it’s not illegal to ride a horse to a bar and get wrecked in lieu of a designated driver so like. we have a lot going on here.

[systlin]

Let’s be real though, the horse will always head back to its barn, so really this is a great idea. Get smashed, tie yourself to the horse, let the horse do whatever, and you’ll end up at home. 

…..not that I’ve ever done that on a trail ride before. 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Okay, so a trail horse is reliable here, because a horse that’s afraid of city noises will head for home and avoid anything “dangerous” because it’s afraid. However, in my experience city-trained horses are much more obedient and are unafraid of roads and trust their rider a lot more fully. So if your drunk ass says “yeah let’s steer into oncoming traffic” the horse is gonna say “seems weird but okay man.”

[systlin]

Okay this is 100% a legitimate point. 

The only horse you should trust as DD is a horse with a healthy fear of speeding traffic. 

[alextheraven]

I would hope that that’s all horses

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

It is possible and common to train the good sense right out of a city horse.

[systlin]

Very very true. 

A city horse would walk facefirst into an oncoming train if you asked it to. 

This is why I prefer country horses with a degree of realization of its own mortality left to it. 

[merak-zoran]

What the hell kinda city has a horse

[laina-inverse]

…I just love the fact that there is a distinction between country horse and city horse.

[merak-zoran]

What is a city horse, what IS it

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

left ma and pop’s farm to make it big out there…..that horse’s gonna be a star

[revscarecrow]

I know a guy who got a DUI on a donkey

[trainwrecked-textposts]

hi want to be friends

you dont know the meaning of the word

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[allmenarerapists]

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

[the-epitome-of-sophistication-d]

This shit is hilarious

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

@kaiiwooo

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

I can’t

[onlyblackgirl]

47 month old.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

[xoverlyxclusivex]

47 month old.

[crimeshetyped]

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

[mesaymeep]

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

[bird-mom]

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

[yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201]

47 month old

[nugret]

47 month old

[technicolortessi]

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

[anthony-carmelo-deactivated2017]

<b>47 month old<b/>

[validuskong-deactivated20170416]

47 month old.

[fishy]

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

[bbcwhereareyou]

I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?

Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.

[tsg2k15]

47 month old tho

[unfriendly-black-redhead]

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

[ladyfabulous]

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

[slytherenne]

[amusewithaview]

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

[aniseandspearmint]

for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.

I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina. 

Latrina.

(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)

[lightningparadox]

What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’

[natural--blues]

Kids I actually went to school with: Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina  Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.) Every last one of them was white n blonde.

[b-morevony]

Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.

[stebenooniberse]

4 7 M O N T H O L D

[lumberjackprincess]

I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese

[aquarius-heauxx]

Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh ……. I???……what the fuck 😂😂😂

[hey-its-scar]

[books-and-cookies]

47 month old

[gay-zelda-deactivated20201208]

Congrats to you for getting throught this post

[determinate-negation]

people who think theyre oppressed for being witches vs people who think theyre oppressed for being vegans vs people who think theyre oppressed for being into ddlg

[thecybersmlth]

Vs people oppressed for wanting a simple human pet

[transchainchomp]

“people who think they’re oppressed for being witches” listen, have u not… ever heard of the crusades

[abermetta]

ever heard of the ah… salem witch trials my bud

[determinate-negation]

none of the women accused of being witches during the salem witch trials were actually witches please read a history book im begging you

[determinate-negation]

the notes on this are really bad so instead look at this image i made that describes the notes for u

[snoopingasusualisee]

So we just gonna ignore human pet guy huh

[surprisebitch]

this post is a mess

[trainwrecked-textposts]

really had to comment, i was in kpop fandom and it was complete garbage and the amount of drama made me want to kms, lol, now the only thing i have is my fave from BTS but thats all end me

girl.....same. kpop fandom a goddamn mess

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Spicy food is just bdsm for your mouth

[crazy-acey-in-spacey]

STOP. SEXUALIZING. EVERYTHING.

Sincerely, an ace who adores spicy food.

[popgothika-deactivated20180510]

Why do people always assume BDSM is inherently sexual?

Sincerely, an ace who loves spicy food and also BDSM.

[crazy-acey-in-spacey]

Sorry for assuming! i didn’t realize there was such thing as non sexual BDSM as i tend to avoid that side of things >.< care to enlighten an ace bean?

[cupidsenpai-deactivated20171221]

official hex maniac art: 

y’all????:

[heyday-mayday-deactivated201807]

Tiddys are nice coward!

[cupidsenpai-deactivated20171221]

Your url is a shitty 2000s band

[trilllizard666]

at least source the damn art, bitch

[da-moose-mcgillycuddy]

http://borvar.tumblr.com/post/165599062866

And I’m not gonna tolerate thicc Hex slander. She’s our zany cutie.

[k1ng-n0thing-deactivated2018031]

Y’all need girlfriends

[borvar]

drawers:

y’all????:

[pomki]

Drawers:

Y’all????:

[nebulajam]

Drawers:

y’all????:

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential

coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

someone tagged this as #tw drama

[mindfulwrath]

coffee drinkers: i am unimaginably powerful. i can see through time. i haven’t slept in four days but who needs sleep when you are on a higher plane of existence. the beans are in my soul, they are in my heart. i AM the beans. soon i will vibrate at the harmonic resonance of the universe and transcend.

tea drinker: hhhhhhhhhhhot leaf juice

soda drinkers: death is coming. death is coming. pass me a hotdog.

[politenuclearbomb]

energy drink drinkers: (just the fucking kill bill sirens played on repeat for eternity)

[babey-andr01d-deactivated202105]

tea drinkers: ah yes, leaf juice

coffee drinkers: I have not slept in three days, my blood is caffeine, I’m a biology major soda drinkers: what’s water

energy drink drinkers: *violently vibrating*

tea, coffee, soda, and energy drink drinkers: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ issa liquiod i like to consume somtimez