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*clears throat*

🗣 ATTENTION 🗣 ATTENTION ‼️ VERSION 1.0.0 OF THE TRAINWRECKS WIKI IS NOW LIVE!!!!

Main Page

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

After much scouring of the official Substack and Tumblr, snatching of images and copying of links, puzzling over MediaWiki formatting and pestering of @geek-fashionista for random details (thank you for being so kind!)... the Trainwrecks fanwiki has finally reached the point of being presentable to share with all of you!!!

Contents of the wiki (so far) include:

A home page

A main article about the series

A page for each of the six protagonists

A page about the creators and artists of Trainwrecks

A page listing all the released episodes in order

And a gallery of all the series art and graphics!

More will be added in future, including but not limited to more character pages, more random trivia, a page solely dedicated to the AOL chatrooms, and a page dedicated to the characters' relationships with each other! I also plan to give the wiki a more Trainwrecks-like vibe if I can figure out how to make a custom skin. 😁

Like all wikis, the Trainwrecks Wiki is always in progress, being added to and improved. If you love this series, please consider helping with the Wiki! (Signing up for Miraheze is easy and FREE, and also they respect your data and privacy unlike other wiki-hosting programs.) Any help is appreciated. Tell your friends!

This has been SO FUN to work on, and I can't wait to keep working on it!! Fanwikis are some of my favorite things to lose time to on the internet, and Trainwrecks deserves to have its own. :)

[geek-fashionista]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SEBASTIAN VELASQUEZ CRUZ

Born: June 30, 1988 Rated: O for Ordained Favorite Food: Chicken strips Favorite Color: Green

Sebastian Fact #30:

He shares a birthday with Sailor Moon!

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Seb sharing a birthday with Usagi (especially since she's his sister Luna's favorite) is SO iconic

*clears throat*

FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT

WINNING (Jasmine's) LOVE BY DAYLIGHT

NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT

HE IS THE ONE CALLED SEBLASQUEZ ✨️✨️✨️

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Sebastian Fact #29

Sebastian’s fantasy classes are bard, healer, and knight!

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Sebastian Fact #28

A Day in Sebastian’s Life:

Wakes up (preferably after nine) and takes the dog on a walk/run. This is when he has quality time with the Lord.

Late morning/afternoon classes at Bellevue College

Lunch with Jasmine

Evening shift at one of his part-time jobs

Variations to this routine include Friday night church (he works in the morning instead) and weekends (he doesn’t work Saturday evenings, and doesn’t work on Sunday at all).

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Sebastian Fact #27

The fastest way to get Puerto Rico Sebastian to manifest is to play the song Suavemente.

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Sebastian Fact #26

Sebastian got his left ear pierced when he was 13. This was at the height of his teenage angst, and there was no reason for the piercing beyond aesthetics. He has no interest in getting any more.

(In the Pokemon AU, both his ears are pierced and he has gauges.)

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Sebastian Fact #25

Despite his general lack of charisma, Sebastian does very well in job interviews.

(His Puerto Rican alter ego has charisma out the wazoo.)

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Sebastian Fact #24

Sebastian and Saxsquatch have never been seen in the same room together.

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SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY AT THE WORD DOCUMENT

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We are officially halfway through Trainwrecks S5.

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Boy I sure love my friend Trainwrecks S5.

Everyone is happy and healthy and having a good time and no one is suffering or crying in any way.

It’s almost as if

what comes after is—

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SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY AT THE WORD DOCUMENT

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We are officially halfway through Trainwrecks S5.

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We love S4 Episode 29.

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Sebastian Fact #23

Sebastian hates horror movies because he’s a scaredy cat.

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I'M BACK WHAT DID I MISS

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Sebastian Fact #22

His favorite Pokemon in 2007 is Luxray.

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Heads-up: tomorrow I'm starting a weeklong fast from Tumblr, YouTube, and other media that steals my time and thoughts away from God. Which means, a) I won't be around for a bit, and b) I will sadly miss tomorrow's Sebastian fact and his birthday celebration. So happy early birthday Seb!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 (Don't tell anyone, but you're my favorite.)

Anyway, see you in a week!

[geek-fashionista]

Sebastian Fact #21:

In the future, he has two dogs.

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Adding this to the list of lines that unexpectedly made me cry.