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{OOC: Okay, so...the recent news of Keith Flint’s death has had me kind of nervous to post here...I don’t really know what to do with this blog. I think I still want to keep it, but I feel kind of weird about it...I grew up with The Prodigy’s music, and I just feel kind of like I lost someone close to me. Is anyone still willing to RP w/ me now that Parsley’s FC has passed...? I feel like I can’t just pretend that he didn’t exist.}

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thorslovex-archived

“I wonder if the stupid Christians are finally going to apologise for copying and stealing Yule from us?”

trainwrxcked

trainwrxcked:

{!!} – ❝Christians? APOLOGISE???❞ Parsley threw his head back with vociferous laughter, his hand clutching his belly as the raucous of maniacal laughs would’ve rung unpleasantly through her ears, ❝Right, right, and - ummmm, I’m datin’ Britney Spears!❞ he guffawed, eyes wide with ebullience as he jittered about the space like a roach on cocaine.

#{Verse: Default Fandomless}#{Interaction: lxghtnxnggxrl}#{TW; Drugs Mention}

{OPEN} || Of Times Forgotten

It was five past midnight, the street lights blinking faultily where Parsley sat on the verge of a barren road, opposite the train station. He stared down at the tracks where it happened. He tried to imagine the blood - his blood - on the tracks. He just couldn’t picture it in his head. His memories of the event were...well, non-existent. The Doctors didn’t think that he’d ever get them back. He tried to remember his parents, the ones he barely knew, any more. The childhood they spoke of was just a story he’d been told.

A few more moments of speculation had passed before Parsley heard the sound of crunching gravel beneath car tyres behind him, followed by the tug of a handbrake. He could almost hear the questions before the driver had even wound down their window. Parsley remained slumped down on the dirt, toying idly with the rings on his fingers. ❝Yes, ‘m okay, and no, I don’t need ‘elp. Thank you, and goodbye.❞

#Open RP

wineglam

“It was just some assholes… They aren’t worth it.” David mumbled, wiping away the damp mixture of tears && blood across his cheek. The rest of his wounds could wait, his priority was not looking like such a damn wreck. After the night he had, he just wanted to focus on anything beside’s what happened to him. “Gotta remember next time, not everyone around here approves of homosexuality. Leave it, I’m fine.”

trainwrxcked

screwballvigilante:

❝Maybe, they ain’t - but you are!❞ Parsley insisted, absolutely seething. He paced furiously, refusing to let those fuckers get away. Why should they go free so they can do this, again, to some other poor sod? ❝Tell me wot they look like.❞ demanded the vigilante, ❝And I swear t’ God, I’ll make ‘em pay!❞

#wineglam

"Miss you." ~hcrleyquxnn

Parsley laid a slovenly kiss upon the girl’s cheek - although lackadaisical, not devoid of significance. ❝Miss you, too, doll.❞

#hcrleyquxnn

malydiawrites-blog

SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION

“Are you breaking up with me?” “Are you having nightmares again?” “Anything you want to say?” “Apparently, I need to grow a mustache.” “Balloons? Really?” “Be quiet!” “But what if we get caught?” “Can you not?” “Care to tell me what’s going on?” “Come find me.” “Did you even love me?” “Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?” “Don’t look at me like that.” “Don’t touch me.” “Do you love him/her?” “Do you love me?” “Everyone leaves.” “Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice.“ “Fine, I’ll go.” “Finally!” “Fight me for it.” “Fuck it.” “Get away from me.” “Gotcha!” “How high are you?” “How did you get here?” “I bought a goat.” “If what we had was real, how could you be fine?” “I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid.” “I hate you.” “I’ll bet you a dollar.” “I said that I’m in love with you.” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m going to kill you.” “I’m not eating that.” “Is that a chicken?” “It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good.” “Jokes on me, huh?” “Just friends?” “Just let me go.” “Just tell me the truth!“ “Kiss me.” “Kicking someone is not a form of romance.” “Let me explain.” “Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture.” “Maybe you should go.” “Maybe fuck you will be our always.” “May need you to bail me out of jail.” “Miss you.” “No. The answer is no.” “Not drunk enough for this.” “Never, ever doing that again.” “Okay, I know this looks bad…” “Please don’t.” “Please stop talking.” “Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus.” “Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach.” “Quiet! Someone’s going to hear.” “Quit being annoying.” “Really, where were you?” “Right. Of course it’s my fault.” “Silly of me to think you actually cared.” “Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple.” “So… How’s the weather?” “Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog.” “There’s something wrong with you.” “This definitely isn’t what it looks like.” “Us? There is no us.” “Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry.” “Unfortunately, she/he said no.“ “Very cute.” “We can’t do this.” “Was it just a lie?” “Wait, what did you just say?” “Wait! Hold on!“ “Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?” “What the hell?” “Why are you naked?” “Why is there silly string everywhere?” “Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?“ “Without you, I’m lost.” “X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?” “You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore.” “You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…” “Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation.” “Zelda is more important right now.“

You should check out GothamCityVillains. She's a good Harley.

#gothamcityvillains #OOC

{OPEN} || Justice For The Unjust

Parsley wore a demented grin filled with violent intent as the young girl’s attacker sped off down the alleyway. What he’d seen had been more than cause for comeuppance upon the scum he promptly chased through the cracking walls of brick. He laughed with the hysteria of a madman as wide steps of dauntlessness took him zooming towards his next ‘victim’. With one final yip of frenzy towards the chase, he grabbed the stranger tightly by the fabric of their clothes, and backed them steadily against the dead-end wall with one swift jerk.

❝Ha-ha-haaa! Are you a begger or a fighter?❞

#Open RP

{{I lost the email to this blog, ages ago, and only just remembered it!! Who wants to RP?? Also, my blog is a mess...I need new, cleaner posts to pretty it up.}}

#OOC

trainwrxcked

(Love your model btw,love their music) "you're an odd one aren't you?" She smirked.

❝Yeah, what of it?❞Parsley grinned.

trainwrxcked

theblogofalexismoriarty:

“Nothing,just like stating the obvious,” Alexis’s voice laced with a slight Irish accent. “This is the cockney side of England isn’t it?”

❝Yeah - ‘t is, so you wanna be careful ‘round ‘ere, love! Lots’a trouble at night!❞ Parsley cautioned as he nodded towards the opposite side of the road, two drunkards already scrapping in what was left of the daylight.

#if anyone reads this im from england so you dont need to smack me #theblogofalexismoriarty