SAO Abridged Based Starters
1. “No language on Earth has a word for how little I care. A quantum supercomputer calculating for a thousand years could not even APPROACH the number of fucks I do not give.”
3. “But I got good news; You see, you don’t need to wonder where your god is. Because he’s right here! And he’s fresh out of mercy”
4. “Sweet merciful Buddha, what the fuck?!”
5. “Grab the women and children! We can use them as shields!“
6. "Ok. I don’t know how to talk to you”
7. “We must save my family!”
8. “WELL I WOULD IF I COULD ‘MOM!’ BUT THAT’S NOT REALLY AN OPTION NOW IS IT?!”
9. “You’ve been playing for 4068 hours! Maybe you should take a break.”
10. “Ah, that’s adorable! You think they’re a threat!“
11."Show’s about to start! Careful though - the first three rows are a splash zone~!”
12. "I thought you said you would black out from the pain?”
13. “Take the most awfull horrific thing you can think of…and multiply it by cancer.”
14. “Oh yeah, we’re sprinting to our deaths at RECORD speed!”
15. “NO, a knife! Stab it!”
16. “I’m getting real tired of your first year psych student bullshit.”
17. “LOVE KNOWS NO GENDER!!”
19. “He will send waves of disposable minions… And you shall answer in kind?”
20. “He said, not knowing the difference between a simile and a metaphor.”
21. “Fuck you. I want the ones.”
22. “Me and my badass cape beg to differ.”
23. “That’s right… Now, kill them all.”
24. “That’s almost as weird as that cat that learned to play the game.”
25. “Sometimes things are born. They live. And then they stop. Permanently.”
26. “The bandits are coming!”
27. “Hey. You’re not a girl!”
29. “For fucks sake! Quit playing bejeweled!”
30. “I’m playing with my family!”
31. “That was… Unsettling.”
32. “It’s a hat. It’s a goddamn hat.”
33. “Fuck you. That’s like the pig from hell.”
34. “And the Sky is bleeding.”
35. “Oh no. I’m not pulling the pin on that emotional grenade.”
36. “We can form groups… And hit it till it dies!”
37. “Because in a game of life or death. You either live. Or you die.”
38. “But the legacy of the pebble lives on.”
39. “What’s wrong little girl?!”
40. “Shoot for the stars. It makes it a lot more fun when I kick you back into the dirt.”