SAO Abridged Based Starters
1. âNo language on Earth has a word for how little I care. A quantum supercomputer calculating for a thousand years could not even APPROACH the number of fucks I do not give.â
3. âBut I got good news; You see, you donât need to wonder where your god is. Because heâs right here! And heâs fresh out of mercyâ
4. âSweet merciful Buddha, what the fuck?!â
5. âGrab the women and children! We can use them as shields!â
6. "Ok. I donât know how to talk to youâ
7. âWe must save my family!â
8. âWELL I WOULD IF I COULD âMOM!â BUT THATâS NOT REALLY AN OPTION NOW IS IT?!â
9. âYouâve been playing for 4068 hours! Maybe you should take a break.â
10. âAh, thatâs adorable! You think theyâre a threat!â
11."Showâs about to start! Careful though - the first three rows are a splash zone~!â
12. "I thought you said you would black out from the pain?â
13. âTake the most awfull horrific thing you can think ofâŚand multiply it by cancer.â
14. âOh yeah, weâre sprinting to our deaths at RECORD speed!â
15. âNO, a knife! Stab it!â
16. âIâm getting real tired of your first year psych student bullshit.â
17. âLOVE KNOWS NO GENDER!!â
18. âHow do I eat you?!â
19. âHe will send waves of disposable minions⌠And you shall answer in kind?â
20. âHe said, not knowing the difference between a simile and a metaphor.â
21. âFuck you. I want the ones.â
22. âMe and my badass cape beg to differ.â
23. âThatâs right⌠Now, kill them all.â
24. âThatâs almost as weird as that cat that learned to play the game.â
25. âSometimes things are born. They live. And then they stop. Permanently.â
26. âThe bandits are coming!â
27. âHey. Youâre not a girl!â
28. âYouâre not 17!â
29. âFor fucks sake! Quit playing bejeweled!â
30. âIâm playing with my family!â
31. âThat was⌠Unsettling.â
32. âItâs a hat. Itâs a goddamn hat.â
33. âFuck you. Thatâs like the pig from hell.â
34. âAnd the Sky is bleeding.â
35. âOh no. Iâm not pulling the pin on that emotional grenade.â
36. âWe can form groups⌠And hit it till it dies!â
37. âBecause in a game of life or death. You either live. Or you die.â
38. âBut the legacy of the pebble lives on.â
39. âWhatâs wrong little girl?!â
40. âShoot for the stars. It makes it a lot more fun when I kick you back into the dirt.â