Detox Just To Retox

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[brucesterling]

*The brucesterling-tumblr memes greatest hits for 2022, now all in one convenient place for maximum vitalisation 

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

me after seeing strange world: yea i’d give it like a solid b. b+ maybe

me after realizing disney wants it fucking dead: actually this is the next citizen kane

[heartsaidnoibat]

Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

[ace-of-clovers]

[xno-chill-memesx]

[paperblairplanes]

Lemony Snicket really was out here using his wild, unique style unlike anything I'd read before, doubling my vocabulary, not giving even the littlest shit about traditional writing rules, teaching me to be good and kind even when the world is decidedly not, warning me of the evils of the world getting their way, and spinning out an avant-garde literary masterpiece all while convincing me that what I was reading was just a fun tale

[unbotheredmuse]

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

[valtsv]

obsessed with those stone stairs and archways in the middle of the woods that remain standing after the rest of the building has fallen to ruin

[valtsv]

portals

[dongcroncher]

Don’t walk up the stairs

[valtsv]

if i want to get abducted by the fae that’s MY choice and you can’t stop me

[c-bassmeow]

Idk which one is funnier

[theblogginggoth]

By Czech writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well!

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

hello????

[sovietfunion]

*sighs eternally*

[left-reminders]

language is actually just a giant asymmetrical splash painting, anything goes

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bekquinox]

Why isnt there a clothing brand that caters towards my need to dress like a fantasy novel wanderer. Give me scuffed leather boots and a knapsack and tatty overcoat with mice in the oversized pockets and billowy shirt with poofy sleeves and trailing laces

[stardustlogan]

am i the funniest person on the planet or am i just sleep-deprived

[teenscoolest]

[raddarc]

I am so proud to say that my college is so LGBT friendly, that in a survey Res Life put out they forgot to include straight people.

[queerautism]

This is a fucking power move

[wizardrights]

power move: make a d&d character with the same name as your dm

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

#but with ‘cool’ in front of it

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah this is my character Cool José. He’s like normal José except he didn’t fail his driving test three Times.

[chibird]

[chibird]

Your version of a good day can evolve over time too, and that’s okay. 💛