@intersexmycroft
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Cosimo Galluzzi
d e v o n
Jules of Nature
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
will byers stan first human second

if i look back, i am lost
Xuebing Du

ellievsbear

Discoholic 🪩
dirt enthusiast

JVL

#extradirty
Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever
DEAR READER
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Love Begins

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@traitorouspinetree
@intersexmycroft
Credits: Wronchi Animations
This is hands down the most overwatch thing I have ever seen.
{{Like or reblog if you’ll roleplay with a rebooted blog of @traitorouspinetree}}
Michelle Obama’s expression on Inauguration Day speaks volumes
Dipper Pines | 17 | M | | Indie/Selective Dipper Pines RP Blog | | Multiship/Multiverse |...
This blog is an Archive now! I’ve moved dipper to Mysterysolvinggamer!
I’ll have a bunch of verse for him there!
A Series Of Unfortunate Events Netflix
“ Why do you hate us so much? “
“ What goes around comes around. “
“ Do I look your receptionist? “
“ Oops, I dropped a pen on the floor. Can you help me find it? “
“ …I bought it online “
“ I’m worried about the children. “
“ That’s going to make a wonderful headline. “
“ I’m your neighbor. I live across the street. “
“ Do you know that this is? “
“ It could be a problem with the gears. “
“ That would be a problem, I made them myself. “
“We shouldn’t complain.”
“I wanna complain anyway.”
“They mean well.”
“Partners?”
“I apologize for the noise.“
“I told them to cry using their inside voices.”
“I didn’t realize this was a sad occasion.”
“The world is quiet here.”
“Some things in life are difficult to understand.”
“Nice girls shouldn’t know how to do that sort of thing.”
“ First of all, first impressions are often wrong. “
“ You’ve got lipstick on your teeth.”
“Of course i have you.”
“No. This isn’t better than nothing.”
“ How lucky am I to have such unusual children in my life? “
“Can you pass the pot stickers.”
“A library is like an island, in a vast sea of ignorance.” “Go jump in the lake.”
“You disgust me.”
“ Do the scary thing first. Get scared afterwards. “
“ Don’t be Ridiculous”
“ But the baby said there was chocolate pudding! “
“I’ll touch whatever i want.”
“ How did you do that?”
“ I find those books quite fascinating. “
“Well! To each their own.”
“ I wonder what that means in Italian.”
“I think I’ve found something: pasta alla puttanesca.”
“ If there’s nothing out there, then what was that noise? “
{{So, I’ve been thinking. I want to roleplay as Dipper on here, but I kinda wanna do it on a new blog. Would people be upset if I moved dipper to a new blog? that’s not so cluttered and shit??}}
{{So, I’ve been thinking. I want to roleplay as Dipper on here, but I kinda wanna do it on a new blog. Would people be upset if I moved dipper to a new blog? that’s not so cluttered and shit??}}
All my different personalities had their own adventures yesterday. ✨ (👻: Thomas_Sanders)
Liam7391:
When you’re both camping in the last minute of a 1v1
Liam7391:
When you’re both camping in the last minute of a 1v1
Summer & Winter Star Chart - Astronomy Wine Glasses by Cognitive Surplus
https://cognitive-surplus.com/collections/glassware/products/winter-summer-night-sky-astronomy-stemless-glass-pair
Want want want
REBLOG IF YOU APPRECIATE YOUR RP PARTNERS AND JUST LIKE TO THANK THEM FOR PUTTING UP WITH YOU.
BECAUSE I DO SOME WEIRD SHIT
| asexual acesthetic
happy asexual awareness week everyone
REBLOG WHILE ITS STILL TRUE
why do we have butt cheeks i dont understand why did we evolve this way
what use do butt cheeks have
oh my god I HAVE THIS KNOWLEDGE
fun fact: butt-cheeks are one of the things that make us superior to other animals okay note that other apes do not have butt-cheeks
okay don’t quote me on this because I only did sixthform-bio and I’m sure of forgotten loads of stuff but here’s the down-low
back when we were evolving from ape to human, one of the most important things that happened was when our spine started meeting our brains at a sort of 90 degree angle instead of like 45 degrees, which meant that we could straighten up and walk on two legs which was a pretty rad development
except alas oh no our muscles weren’t built to allow us to walk around on two legs because that requires a sort of twisty motion of your hips as opposed to whatever the fuck it is everything else does AND SO ape-people started evolving with longer, narrower waists so that our bodies could twist with every footstep and we could strut along the fashionable catwalk that is neanderthal evolution
but then once this had happened, people realised that we had an advantage over other animals and we would be better at chasing and killing them but we weren’t very good at running
so that’s when we developed the glutenus maximus which is a really badass-sounding name for the muscle in your derriere which helps us to support our spine in an upright position so we don’t get tired, and helps the legs to rotate nicely so that we can run, and has a nice big fat storage around it to help us get energy so that we can run
and that, basically, is the butt-cheek
tl;dr - butt-cheeks were the result of thousands of years of natural selection so that we could run fast and slaughter things
thank you so much for such a fabulous, informative and detailed explanation on the evolution of the butt
i feel enlightened and empowered to know my butt is for such a worthwhile purpose, so thank you
i love this butt science post so much
{{So, I’ve been thinking. I want to roleplay as Dipper on here, but I kinda wanna do it on a new blog. Would people be upset if I moved dipper to a new blog? that’s not so cluttered and shit??}}