chicken nuggets oh yeah

my name is olivia and i'm a chicken nugget enthusiast

[whitepeopletwitter]

[notallmensheviks]

The DMV Reviewed Thousands of Hilarious Vanity Plate Applications Last Year. These Are Our Favorites

Inside the important job of keeping poop puns, dick jokes, and hate speech off California’s roadways

absolutely incredible journalism

[bisexualwario]

[doubleca5t]

California DMV says MILF rights

[olidue]

Me: can I get a glass of wine please?

Employee: sir this is McDonalds

Me: oh fuck I am so sorry... Can I get a McWine?

[k-eke]

Help.

[ofthefog-deactivated20220221]

Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

[deadeyesopened]

[dailylaughsforyou]

People Who Didn’t Realize They Were Talking to the Expert (x)

[infamous-hogwartsjaguar]

I love this so much. Happened to me once. When I worked at Walmart, some guy tried to get a refund on a plastic chair he bought 6 months before. But the policy was 3 months maximum. So I said no refund. He pushed a paper in my face telling me the law says we have to refund him. Points to me where its says this.

I was overfilled with joy. You see, at that time, I was a law student, learning all kinds of laws. And, irony, I just studied this exact law for a month prior to this. So I almost knew every articles by heart. The smile in my face when I explained to him how he was wrong and how this law doesn’t work for his stupid 20$ plastic chair.

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[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[spidaerman]

To all my black followers and friends, stay safe.

Also, I would like to add that black lives have always mattered, will always matter.

It’s awful that we even have to say that because it should be a given. However, we need to say it loud and clear for the racists.

We cannot be silent. 

[girlswho-htx-blog]

Black Hair through the decades 

1970s

1980s

1990s

2000s

2010s

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

The Wolf of Walgreens

[earthdad]

this is the best news i’ve heard in ages

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Romeo bout to catch some cheeks

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

the scientists

[thesquidville]

[peytonfulford]

[vaquer0s]

so two trucks by lemon demon has a bpm of 114…

[kaijuno]

Real boot goofin hours

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that Nan Britton claimed to have had an affair with US Pres. Warren Harding and gave birth to his daughter. She was ridiculed in court when she tried to sue for child support. In 2015, Ancestry.com confirmed that Britton was telling the truth (x)