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This is an image maga is posting to stoke fear of Mamdani. A list of things that sound awesome
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Growth Drive Week 0
[Story Gallery] [Ko-Fi] [LinkTree]
This Macro March, I'm holding a Growth Drive for this Hulking Himbo!
The rules are in the picture and other locations for the drive are in my B10.
â¤ď¸,âťď¸,đŹ, to grow this man huge!
First Period is from March 1st to March 13th!
Happy Growing!
Art Commission I got from @Greggrth on Twitter of my OC Jaren
Here's the story that will accompany the drive:
Jared jogged down the sidewalk with his airpods in his ears. He was dressed in a big hoodie that hugged his pecs tight and accentuated them jiggling up and down. It didnât help that Jaredâs pecs were already the size of textbooks strapped to his chest. The sleeves of the hoodie strangled his arms inside. As he jogged through the city, his soft cock bounced with his body, clearly visible through his gray sweatpants. His wide hips gave his bubble butt a nice natural sway to his run.
âIâve got the eye of the tiger, a fighter. Dancing through the fire âcause I am the champion. And youâre gonna hear me roooooarâŚâ hummed Jared as he passed by a storefront. It was typically abandoned, but there seemed to be one shop lit up at the end of the street.
Thatâs never there, thought Jared to himself. Jared always ran this way to his Friday night shift for work and there had never been any kind of business here. Not even any that were being renovated. Jared paused his music and took his airpods out of his ears. He slowed his pace to a walk, reading the tacky neon signs in the window.Â
BIG SALE read the blue letters, lit up in an explosive cloud of smoke behind it. Jared lifted his head up and saw the massive sign above him light up.Â
âThe Sizemologist Cauldron?â mused Jared. He pushed open the door and walked into the surprisingly spacious store. He walked through the shelves of items. His wide shoulders brushing up against the glass bottles on display. He turned his body to read one of the potions on the shelf, but in doing so, his big shoulder made two vials wobble and begin rolling off the wood.
âWoah there big guy!â came a voice from behind him. Jared jumped forward startled by the gentleman leaning down behind him. His big pecs lurched forward and pressed into many more glass bottles in front of him on the shelf.
âShit, fuck. Sorry!â Jared steadied himself and carefully pushed the bottles to the back of the shelf. âI thought I had more room to move.â Jared slowly turned back around to see a man with platinum blonde hair holding two bottles.Â
âJumbo Juice and Two Ton Tonic, a fun mixture, but probably not for right now,â said the man as he put the two bottles on the shelf. âAnd donât worry about it. I know how tight these hallways can be,â said the big man as he rubbed his own prestigious belly. The man seemed to be in his mid forties and had a stocky muscular build with a round belly that stuck out a foot or two in front of him. He stood just an inch or two taller than Jared, but Jared was definitely the wider of the two.
âSorry about that. Sometimes I forget how big I am,â replied Jared as he returned the last potion to the shelf.
âNo worries big guy. My husband says the same thing. Now, what can I do for you today?â asked the salesman as he led Jared through the aisle.
âIâm just browsing. Iâve never seen your shop before. When did you open?â asked Jared as his eyes peered across the name tags. Bubble Butt Brew? Pillow Pec Potion? Muscle Milkshake? Whatâs this guy selling here? thought Jared.Â
âJust yesterday. Had to get out of the last place I was in a bit of a rush. And lucky for me, this place was available to move in immediately.â They entered the main shopping area with multiple kiosks setup with jewelry, sunglasses, even some speedos on manikins. âFeel free to look around. Iâm clearing out my entire inventory to make room for a new line of products so donât be shy.â Jared immediately ran towards the speedos. The manikins modeling them had a substantial bulge outlined in their front pouch and an ass that was spilling out the sides and could be seen from the front.
âHow much for one of these? I could always use a new speedo for work.â asked Jared, feeling the fabric of a striped red one. âAnd do they come in bigger sizes?â He brushed his fingers across the hard plastic dick inside.
âThose speedos are pretty cheap, only $5. They arenât as great as you think they might be.â The shopkeep walked over to the manikin and pulled the speedo off of the plastic to reveal a smooth surface. âThe charm of the clothes only are in effect when youâre wearing the clothes. Not good if youâre going for long term gains.â Jaredâs eyeâs did a double take when he saw there was no mold of a dick on the manikin. He grabbed the one he was holding and pulled it off to reveal the same smooth surface.
âWhat the fuck?â Jared backed up from the display and looked around at some of the other items. Lock Cock Ring? Juicer Belt? Gainerâs Snack Sack? His head was spinning as he could only imagine what he mightâve stumbled onto.Â
âWhat? Not a fan? I wouldâve thought you'd at least enjoy looking like you had bigger junk. Given your line of work,â said the shopkeep.
âI meant the magic speedos! What kind of place are you running here? And how do you know where I work?â asked Jared.
âIâve seen your act and I must say, I was thoroughly impressed by your size.â Jared gazed into the eyes of the older man leaning against the counter. âAnd this place is for people who want to get really big. Like yourself.â
âThank you. I have been growing a lot lately,â smiled Jared as he held up his bicep. It balled up and swelled to the size of an orange in its poor black sleeve. âAnd Iâm always looking to grow more.â
âYou have no idea. Well if youâre interested in a nice speedo, I can show you to my more exclusive selection.â The shop keep held up his hand and pointed towards a sign that read Does This Make Me Look Big?.
âWell if everything is on sale, why not? I have time before work.â Jared turned and followed the bigger man down the hallway. At the edge of the shop, there was a glass display with three speedos underneath.Â
âNormally, these speedos would go for around a few hundred bucks, but hopefully theyâll be in your price range.â The shop keep flipped the light and the speedos lit up.
âWhy are they so expensive?â asked Jared as he examined the selection. There was a dark red one with a black diamond design running down it, a light blue one with white circles emanating from points of the speedo like ripples, and a royal purple one with a golden stag on the crotch.Â
âThey allow someone to grow by being paid for it.â Jared snapped his head to the shop keep and his eyes nearly bulged out of his head.Â
âIf I wear this, people can pay to grow me bigger?â His eyes glared back down at the speedos, wide with the possibilities.Â
âYep.â The shopkeep held the key in his hand with a smirk on his face. âI had a feeling youâd be intrigued by these.âÂ
âHow does it work?â Jared pressed his face up to the glass, âIs it like a coin machine and it gives candy out?â he changed angles on the glass, âOr is there a barcode I can scan for Venmo or Cashapp?â he changed his angle to stare down at the speedo, âOr will people need to swipe their cards through my ass?âÂ
âNo no no, calm down big guy.â The shop keep peeled the big excited man off the glass. He turned the lock and pulled out a rectangular metal box behind the display. âItâs done using this remote.â He clicked a button on the remote and the white circles on the blue speedo lit up. âThis remote is a money-getting machine. It has a hole to suck in any cash or coin thrown your way, a card reader that can swipe, chip, or tap, as well as a projector for a barcode for people to scan to send money to as well.â The man clicked a button and a barcode lit up on the wall.Â
âThat is incredible.â Jared was in awe as he picked up the purple one. âAre they all the same?âÂ
âNo, they each have special features that can accompany the growth. The red pair is a boost in the wearerâs muscles. The blue is a boost to the wearerâs cock. And the one youâre holding, those will boost both.â Jared stretched the speedo out with his hands and found it had a surplus of stretch. âAnd Iâve never met someone who has been able to outgrow them if you were worried about that.â
âThereâs a first time for everything,â said Jared with a smirk. âIâll take them. How much?â
âNormally theyâd cost you around $500 for this particular pair,â said the shop keep as he reached for another remote. âBut Iâll give them to you for the low price of $50. Do we have a deal?â He plugged in some numbers on the remote and turned it to show Jared the screen that read $50.
âDeal.â Jared didnât waste any time pulling out his wallet and tapping his card on the screen. âSo how does this thing work?â Jared took the remote from the manâs hands and started fiddling with the screen.
âWhy donât I let him explain.â He leaned forward and tapped a button on the side of the remote that lit up a light blue. Out popped a man clad in only the same speedo as the one Jared had just bought. Except the man was entirely translucent and shiny blue.Â
âHello there! You must be my new master!â beamed the hologram. The man was completely bald and had a round jaw line with a cartoon-like muscular body beneath his head. âWo-ho-ho you bought these?! You wanna get bigger? My good sir, you're already huge!â the hologram zipped back behind Jaredâs shoulder as it talked like a mosquito in his ear. âI mean look at you! You could already bench, what, 250, 300 pounds? What do you need me here for?â The hologram reached forward and squeezed Jaredâs hefty pecs.Â
â350, actually,â Jared swatted away the hologramâs hand, surprised he could feel its touch.Â
âExactly, what are you doing here looking to get even bigger?â The hologram poofed away and reappeared in front of Jaredâs pecs with a straw hat and a flannel. âYâall tryinâ to grow these milkers even biggaâ.â The hologram reached forward and grabbed Jaredâs nipples that were visible even under two layers of clothes and started milking them like a cow.
âHey! Cut it out!â Jared reached his arms forward to swat at the hologram only to have them go straight through it. âWait, what the? How are you doing that!?!â yelled Jared as the hologram vanished and appeared beside the shop keep like a gnat buzzing around the room.
âGo easy on him R. People here arenât as familiar with the mystic arts. This is R, he will teach you how to use the speedo.â
The hologram brought its hand up and waved at Jared before putting his hands together in front of him. âSam I can smell this guyâs hunger for size from here, this isnât a good idea.â the hologram turned back to the shop keep and glared at him.
âHush up, I just wanna see what he can do. Give him the royal treatment,â said the shop keep, giving the hologram a comically exaggerated bow.Â
âOh weâre giving this one the royal treatment? Heâs that big a deal?â asked the hologram.
âIâm definitely a big deal.â Jared smiled and hit a double bicep pose and flexed his arms down in front of him.Â
The hologram simply rolled its eyes and looked back at the shop keep. âFine, Iâll give him the royal treatment. Hell, Iâll make him as big as he wants.â Jaredâs eyes lit up with excitement and he looked back at the remote.Â
âLetâs go, R. Iâve gotta get to work, and Iâm sure you can walk and talk.â Jared tapped the Settings button on the remote and connected his airpods to the remote in a second. âThank you so much sir. I canât thank you enough. Hopefully, youâll see how big I get soon.â Jared stuffed the speedo in his pocket and started to briskly walk towards the door.Â
âNo problem Jaren. You have a fun time at work!â yelled the shop keep as R blinked the further away Jared got.
âI hope you know what youâre doing,â buzzed R as he flickered away.
Jared pulled the door open and barreled out of the shop towards the club. He only had a few blocks to go, but he walked slow as he put his air pods back in.Â
âTesting, KEEEETTTCH, Testing, SHEEEEESH Testing, Testing, Testing, is this thing on!â rang a loud voice from the air pods.
âGod dammit, yes dude I can hear you.â Jared pulled out the remote and looked down at the screen to see a little 2-D animation of R floating on it.Â
âExcellent, letâs start with introductions!â blared the animation. R poofed away and was replaced by 4 more Râs in marching band uniforms holding trumpets blasting a fanfare into Jaredâs ear. âWelcome to the Royal Speedo from the Sizemologistâs 4th collection! I am your guide for this machine as well as sometimes the machine itself, here to grow you beyond your wildest dreams!â shouted an R wearing a long flowing royal purple cape and a golden crown.Â
âStill very loud, but I donât think you understand how big I can dream,â replied Jared. He looked around to see if anyone saw him talking to this remote, but he was alone before he walked into the club.Â
âWeâll see about that,â replied R as he flew off the screen and his head appeared next to the main menu. âSo, to get started, you will need to select your levels.â A button labeled Levels highlighted itself and Jared clicked on it. âSelect what levels of growth you want based on your prices.â
Jared was presented with a screen of sliders. He saw lengths on the left side of the screen and dollar amounts on the right. He swept his fingers up and down on the screen to adjust the numbers accordingly. âWhat do you think is a generous number for how much I want to grow?â asked Jared.
R blinked and the lens of the remote flashed and an angel R and a devil R appeared on Jaredâs shoulders. âIt would be wise to keep your ratio of cash to size low considering how much money men already give you for your body,â said Angel R on Jaredâs shoulder holding a harp with a halo on its head.
âOr knowing that youâll be rolling in the dough come show time, you could make it pretty easy for you to grow with just a little bit. That way you can get huge fast!â grinned the Devil R holding a pitchfork with horns on his head.Â
âI like that idea waaaay more!â Jared didnât think much as he started moving his money meter down.
âNo no no, you can't do that! Youâll get so big so fast! That could be dangerous!â shouted the Angel R. âI suggest that you make it so that $100 would grow you a foot.â The Angel R crossed his arms and puffed air out of his nose as he flew in front of Jaredâs face.
âDangerous shmangerous, letâs get this cash cow growing!â The Devil R bumped the Angel R away as Jared settled on his ratio. âExcellent choice master.â
âMaster, I kinda like that.â Jared devilishly grinned as he walked to the back entrance of the club. He had landed on $10 would grow him a foot taller. âAnd your name is just R? Does that stand for anything?â
âRoyal Model. I was fashioned for some of the most powerful people in the world,â replied R from back on the remote screen.
âThen itâs perfect Iâll be wearing you. But I donât like the name R. What aboutâŚRob. Short for Robot.â R changed into a floating head with three dots coming out of it giving Jared a blank stare.Â
âAlright, Iâll be Rob. Now to get the machine active, youâll need to put the speedo on first.â Jared entered the club and made his way to the dressing room. Taking off his hoodie, he peeled off the tight tank top he had on under it. Shimmying out of his sweatpants and sliding his jock off to reveal his chubbed up 8-incher. Picking up the speedo, he fit one leg through the hole then the other. He was surprised just how much they were able to stretch around his massive legs. He pulled it over his fat ass and pulled the creases out around it and his crotch. He rearranged his balls nicely inside then looked at himself in the mirror.Â
He was hot in them, even though it wasnât advertised for it, Jared could swear his dick looked bigger in the speedo. He turned to the side and his jaw dropped from how fat his ass got. Like an overgrown cantaloupe overflowing the sides of the speedo. âFuck, I love these things.â
âUh-huh, yeah I know theyâre great. Now get over here,â chirped Rob from the remote. âLet me get a quick read through of your stats.â
âA what? What are yo- Whoa!â Jared felt a surge of energy flow through his crotch as the golden stag lit up. It rode its way up his body over his abs, up to his pecs, and out his arms. All while running down his legs and spreading to his back. âWhat the fuck was that?â
âYou like?â the remote blinked as Jared picked it up and focused on the screen. âThatâll be what it feels like to grow. But for now, it was just to see what weâre working with now.â A table came up as it started tallying together some stats on Jaredâs body.
Height: 6 Feet Tall
Weight: 250 Pounds
Cock Size (Flaccid): 8 Inches Long
Cock Size (Erect): 10 Inches Long
âMy oh my, you are a big one. I am excited to watch you grow.â Rob beeped and the screen went away. âOnce youâre on stage, you just let me handle collecting the money. You just focus on getting those menâs hard earned cash and getting huge.â
âYou donât have to tell me twice.â Jared pulled out his airpods and set them down next to his clothes.
âAlright gentlemen, yâall are in for a treat tonight!â came Robâs voice from the loud speaker. Jared admired himself in the mirror for a moment as his intro music played.Â
âWe have for you tonight one of the biggest men out there. And he just plans on getting bigger! You guys like that, right?â The crowd outside erupted with boisterous applause while Jared popped his pecs in the mirror. Rubbing his big nipples with some glitter as he stretched.
âWell folks, if you would like to see this next dancer get even bigger, then donât be afraid to show him some love. And by love, I mean cash!â Jared bounced his hair with his fingers and smiled at himself in the mirror.Â
âPlease give it up forâŚThe Hulking Himbo!âÂ
(A quick authorâs note here at the end, this is a growth drive! For Macro March, I am growing this hulking himbo as big as he can get and that will be based on how much you guys like him. To participate, click on the linktree I have in my bio and itâll take you to the main post on my Twitter where you can grow this hunk. You can also grow him here by liking/favoriting the story, giving me a follow, or commenting on it on any of the other sites. Either way itâll count towards this man getting bigger. The first round will go through March 1st to March 13th and I will post those results on March 16th. Weâll see how much he grows after just 1 week :) Hope you guys enjoy and Happy Macro March!)
Growth Drive Week 0
[Story Gallery] [Ko-Fi] [LinkTree]
This Macro March, I'm holding a Growth Drive for this Hulking Himbo!
The rules are in the picture and other locations for the drive are in my B10.
â¤ď¸,âťď¸,đŹ, to grow this man huge!
First Period is from March 1st to March 13th!
Happy Growing!
Art Commission I got from @Greggrth on Twitter of my OC Jaren
Here's the story that will accompany the drive:
Jared jogged down the sidewalk with his airpods in his ears. He was dressed in a big hoodie that hugged his pecs tight and accentuated them jiggling up and down. It didnât help that Jaredâs pecs were already the size of textbooks strapped to his chest. The sleeves of the hoodie strangled his arms inside. As he jogged through the city, his soft cock bounced with his body, clearly visible through his gray sweatpants. His wide hips gave his bubble butt a nice natural sway to his run.
âIâve got the eye of the tiger, a fighter. Dancing through the fire âcause I am the champion. And youâre gonna hear me roooooarâŚâ hummed Jared as he passed by a storefront. It was typically abandoned, but there seemed to be one shop lit up at the end of the street.
Thatâs never there, thought Jared to himself. Jared always ran this way to his Friday night shift for work and there had never been any kind of business here. Not even any that were being renovated. Jared paused his music and took his airpods out of his ears. He slowed his pace to a walk, reading the tacky neon signs in the window.Â
BIG SALE read the blue letters, lit up in an explosive cloud of smoke behind it. Jared lifted his head up and saw the massive sign above him light up.Â
âThe Sizemologist Cauldron?â mused Jared. He pushed open the door and walked into the surprisingly spacious store. He walked through the shelves of items. His wide shoulders brushing up against the glass bottles on display. He turned his body to read one of the potions on the shelf, but in doing so, his big shoulder made two vials wobble and begin rolling off the wood.
âWoah there big guy!â came a voice from behind him. Jared jumped forward startled by the gentleman leaning down behind him. His big pecs lurched forward and pressed into many more glass bottles in front of him on the shelf.
âShit, fuck. Sorry!â Jared steadied himself and carefully pushed the bottles to the back of the shelf. âI thought I had more room to move.â Jared slowly turned back around to see a man with platinum blonde hair holding two bottles.Â
âJumbo Juice and Two Ton Tonic, a fun mixture, but probably not for right now,â said the man as he put the two bottles on the shelf. âAnd donât worry about it. I know how tight these hallways can be,â said the big man as he rubbed his own prestigious belly. The man seemed to be in his mid forties and had a stocky muscular build with a round belly that stuck out a foot or two in front of him. He stood just an inch or two taller than Jared, but Jared was definitely the wider of the two.
âSorry about that. Sometimes I forget how big I am,â replied Jared as he returned the last potion to the shelf.
âNo worries big guy. My husband says the same thing. Now, what can I do for you today?â asked the salesman as he led Jared through the aisle.
âIâm just browsing. Iâve never seen your shop before. When did you open?â asked Jared as his eyes peered across the name tags. Bubble Butt Brew? Pillow Pec Potion? Muscle Milkshake? Whatâs this guy selling here? thought Jared.Â
âJust yesterday. Had to get out of the last place I was in a bit of a rush. And lucky for me, this place was available to move in immediately.â They entered the main shopping area with multiple kiosks setup with jewelry, sunglasses, even some speedos on manikins. âFeel free to look around. Iâm clearing out my entire inventory to make room for a new line of products so donât be shy.â Jared immediately ran towards the speedos. The manikins modeling them had a substantial bulge outlined in their front pouch and an ass that was spilling out the sides and could be seen from the front.
âHow much for one of these? I could always use a new speedo for work.â asked Jared, feeling the fabric of a striped red one. âAnd do they come in bigger sizes?â He brushed his fingers across the hard plastic dick inside.
âThose speedos are pretty cheap, only $5. They arenât as great as you think they might be.â The shopkeep walked over to the manikin and pulled the speedo off of the plastic to reveal a smooth surface. âThe charm of the clothes only are in effect when youâre wearing the clothes. Not good if youâre going for long term gains.â Jaredâs eyeâs did a double take when he saw there was no mold of a dick on the manikin. He grabbed the one he was holding and pulled it off to reveal the same smooth surface.
âWhat the fuck?â Jared backed up from the display and looked around at some of the other items. Lock Cock Ring? Juicer Belt? Gainerâs Snack Sack? His head was spinning as he could only imagine what he mightâve stumbled onto.Â
âWhat? Not a fan? I wouldâve thought you'd at least enjoy looking like you had bigger junk. Given your line of work,â said the shopkeep.
âI meant the magic speedos! What kind of place are you running here? And how do you know where I work?â asked Jared.
âIâve seen your act and I must say, I was thoroughly impressed by your size.â Jared gazed into the eyes of the older man leaning against the counter. âAnd this place is for people who want to get really big. Like yourself.â
âThank you. I have been growing a lot lately,â smiled Jared as he held up his bicep. It balled up and swelled to the size of an orange in its poor black sleeve. âAnd Iâm always looking to grow more.â
âYou have no idea. Well if youâre interested in a nice speedo, I can show you to my more exclusive selection.â The shop keep held up his hand and pointed towards a sign that read Does This Make Me Look Big?.
âWell if everything is on sale, why not? I have time before work.â Jared turned and followed the bigger man down the hallway. At the edge of the shop, there was a glass display with three speedos underneath.Â
âNormally, these speedos would go for around a few hundred bucks, but hopefully theyâll be in your price range.â The shop keep flipped the light and the speedos lit up.
âWhy are they so expensive?â asked Jared as he examined the selection. There was a dark red one with a black diamond design running down it, a light blue one with white circles emanating from points of the speedo like ripples, and a royal purple one with a golden stag on the crotch.Â
âThey allow someone to grow by being paid for it.â Jared snapped his head to the shop keep and his eyes nearly bulged out of his head.Â
âIf I wear this, people can pay to grow me bigger?â His eyes glared back down at the speedos, wide with the possibilities.Â
âYep.â The shopkeep held the key in his hand with a smirk on his face. âI had a feeling youâd be intrigued by these.âÂ
âHow does it work?â Jared pressed his face up to the glass, âIs it like a coin machine and it gives candy out?â he changed angles on the glass, âOr is there a barcode I can scan for Venmo or Cashapp?â he changed his angle to stare down at the speedo, âOr will people need to swipe their cards through my ass?âÂ
âNo no no, calm down big guy.â The shop keep peeled the big excited man off the glass. He turned the lock and pulled out a rectangular metal box behind the display. âItâs done using this remote.â He clicked a button on the remote and the white circles on the blue speedo lit up. âThis remote is a money-getting machine. It has a hole to suck in any cash or coin thrown your way, a card reader that can swipe, chip, or tap, as well as a projector for a barcode for people to scan to send money to as well.â The man clicked a button and a barcode lit up on the wall.Â
âThat is incredible.â Jared was in awe as he picked up the purple one. âAre they all the same?âÂ
âNo, they each have special features that can accompany the growth. The red pair is a boost in the wearerâs muscles. The blue is a boost to the wearerâs cock. And the one youâre holding, those will boost both.â Jared stretched the speedo out with his hands and found it had a surplus of stretch. âAnd Iâve never met someone who has been able to outgrow them if you were worried about that.â
âThereâs a first time for everything,â said Jared with a smirk. âIâll take them. How much?â
âNormally theyâd cost you around $500 for this particular pair,â said the shop keep as he reached for another remote. âBut Iâll give them to you for the low price of $50. Do we have a deal?â He plugged in some numbers on the remote and turned it to show Jared the screen that read $50.
âDeal.â Jared didnât waste any time pulling out his wallet and tapping his card on the screen. âSo how does this thing work?â Jared took the remote from the manâs hands and started fiddling with the screen.
âWhy donât I let him explain.â He leaned forward and tapped a button on the side of the remote that lit up a light blue. Out popped a man clad in only the same speedo as the one Jared had just bought. Except the man was entirely translucent and shiny blue.Â
âHello there! You must be my new master!â beamed the hologram. The man was completely bald and had a round jaw line with a cartoon-like muscular body beneath his head. âWo-ho-ho you bought these?! You wanna get bigger? My good sir, you're already huge!â the hologram zipped back behind Jaredâs shoulder as it talked like a mosquito in his ear. âI mean look at you! You could already bench, what, 250, 300 pounds? What do you need me here for?â The hologram reached forward and squeezed Jaredâs hefty pecs.Â
â350, actually,â Jared swatted away the hologramâs hand, surprised he could feel its touch.Â
âExactly, what are you doing here looking to get even bigger?â The hologram poofed away and reappeared in front of Jaredâs pecs with a straw hat and a flannel. âYâall tryinâ to grow these milkers even biggaâ.â The hologram reached forward and grabbed Jaredâs nipples that were visible even under two layers of clothes and started milking them like a cow.
âHey! Cut it out!â Jared reached his arms forward to swat at the hologram only to have them go straight through it. âWait, what the? How are you doing that!?!â yelled Jared as the hologram vanished and appeared beside the shop keep like a gnat buzzing around the room.
âGo easy on him R. People here arenât as familiar with the mystic arts. This is R, he will teach you how to use the speedo.â
The hologram brought its hand up and waved at Jared before putting his hands together in front of him. âSam I can smell this guyâs hunger for size from here, this isnât a good idea.â the hologram turned back to the shop keep and glared at him.
âHush up, I just wanna see what he can do. Give him the royal treatment,â said the shop keep, giving the hologram a comically exaggerated bow.Â
âOh weâre giving this one the royal treatment? Heâs that big a deal?â asked the hologram.
âIâm definitely a big deal.â Jared smiled and hit a double bicep pose and flexed his arms down in front of him.Â
The hologram simply rolled its eyes and looked back at the shop keep. âFine, Iâll give him the royal treatment. Hell, Iâll make him as big as he wants.â Jaredâs eyes lit up with excitement and he looked back at the remote.Â
âLetâs go, R. Iâve gotta get to work, and Iâm sure you can walk and talk.â Jared tapped the Settings button on the remote and connected his airpods to the remote in a second. âThank you so much sir. I canât thank you enough. Hopefully, youâll see how big I get soon.â Jared stuffed the speedo in his pocket and started to briskly walk towards the door.Â
âNo problem Jaren. You have a fun time at work!â yelled the shop keep as R blinked the further away Jared got.
âI hope you know what youâre doing,â buzzed R as he flickered away.
Jared pulled the door open and barreled out of the shop towards the club. He only had a few blocks to go, but he walked slow as he put his air pods back in.Â
âTesting, KEEEETTTCH, Testing, SHEEEEESH Testing, Testing, Testing, is this thing on!â rang a loud voice from the air pods.
âGod dammit, yes dude I can hear you.â Jared pulled out the remote and looked down at the screen to see a little 2-D animation of R floating on it.Â
âExcellent, letâs start with introductions!â blared the animation. R poofed away and was replaced by 4 more Râs in marching band uniforms holding trumpets blasting a fanfare into Jaredâs ear. âWelcome to the Royal Speedo from the Sizemologistâs 4th collection! I am your guide for this machine as well as sometimes the machine itself, here to grow you beyond your wildest dreams!â shouted an R wearing a long flowing royal purple cape and a golden crown.Â
âStill very loud, but I donât think you understand how big I can dream,â replied Jared. He looked around to see if anyone saw him talking to this remote, but he was alone before he walked into the club.Â
âWeâll see about that,â replied R as he flew off the screen and his head appeared next to the main menu. âSo, to get started, you will need to select your levels.â A button labeled Levels highlighted itself and Jared clicked on it. âSelect what levels of growth you want based on your prices.â
Jared was presented with a screen of sliders. He saw lengths on the left side of the screen and dollar amounts on the right. He swept his fingers up and down on the screen to adjust the numbers accordingly. âWhat do you think is a generous number for how much I want to grow?â asked Jared.
R blinked and the lens of the remote flashed and an angel R and a devil R appeared on Jaredâs shoulders. âIt would be wise to keep your ratio of cash to size low considering how much money men already give you for your body,â said Angel R on Jaredâs shoulder holding a harp with a halo on its head.
âOr knowing that youâll be rolling in the dough come show time, you could make it pretty easy for you to grow with just a little bit. That way you can get huge fast!â grinned the Devil R holding a pitchfork with horns on his head.Â
âI like that idea waaaay more!â Jared didnât think much as he started moving his money meter down.
âNo no no, you can't do that! Youâll get so big so fast! That could be dangerous!â shouted the Angel R. âI suggest that you make it so that $100 would grow you a foot.â The Angel R crossed his arms and puffed air out of his nose as he flew in front of Jaredâs face.
âDangerous shmangerous, letâs get this cash cow growing!â The Devil R bumped the Angel R away as Jared settled on his ratio. âExcellent choice master.â
âMaster, I kinda like that.â Jared devilishly grinned as he walked to the back entrance of the club. He had landed on $10 would grow him a foot taller. âAnd your name is just R? Does that stand for anything?â
âRoyal Model. I was fashioned for some of the most powerful people in the world,â replied R from back on the remote screen.
âThen itâs perfect Iâll be wearing you. But I donât like the name R. What aboutâŚRob. Short for Robot.â R changed into a floating head with three dots coming out of it giving Jared a blank stare.Â
âAlright, Iâll be Rob. Now to get the machine active, youâll need to put the speedo on first.â Jared entered the club and made his way to the dressing room. Taking off his hoodie, he peeled off the tight tank top he had on under it. Shimmying out of his sweatpants and sliding his jock off to reveal his chubbed up 8-incher. Picking up the speedo, he fit one leg through the hole then the other. He was surprised just how much they were able to stretch around his massive legs. He pulled it over his fat ass and pulled the creases out around it and his crotch. He rearranged his balls nicely inside then looked at himself in the mirror.Â
He was hot in them, even though it wasnât advertised for it, Jared could swear his dick looked bigger in the speedo. He turned to the side and his jaw dropped from how fat his ass got. Like an overgrown cantaloupe overflowing the sides of the speedo. âFuck, I love these things.â
âUh-huh, yeah I know theyâre great. Now get over here,â chirped Rob from the remote. âLet me get a quick read through of your stats.â
âA what? What are yo- Whoa!â Jared felt a surge of energy flow through his crotch as the golden stag lit up. It rode its way up his body over his abs, up to his pecs, and out his arms. All while running down his legs and spreading to his back. âWhat the fuck was that?â
âYou like?â the remote blinked as Jared picked it up and focused on the screen. âThatâll be what it feels like to grow. But for now, it was just to see what weâre working with now.â A table came up as it started tallying together some stats on Jaredâs body.
Height: 6 Feet Tall
Weight: 250 Pounds
Cock Size (Flaccid): 8 Inches Long
Cock Size (Erect): 10 Inches Long
âMy oh my, you are a big one. I am excited to watch you grow.â Rob beeped and the screen went away. âOnce youâre on stage, you just let me handle collecting the money. You just focus on getting those menâs hard earned cash and getting huge.â
âYou donât have to tell me twice.â Jared pulled out his airpods and set them down next to his clothes.
âAlright gentlemen, yâall are in for a treat tonight!â came Robâs voice from the loud speaker. Jared admired himself in the mirror for a moment as his intro music played.Â
âWe have for you tonight one of the biggest men out there. And he just plans on getting bigger! You guys like that, right?â The crowd outside erupted with boisterous applause while Jared popped his pecs in the mirror. Rubbing his big nipples with some glitter as he stretched.
âWell folks, if you would like to see this next dancer get even bigger, then donât be afraid to show him some love. And by love, I mean cash!â Jared bounced his hair with his fingers and smiled at himself in the mirror.Â
âPlease give it up forâŚThe Hulking Himbo!âÂ
(A quick authorâs note here at the end, this is a growth drive! For Macro March, I am growing this hulking himbo as big as he can get and that will be based on how much you guys like him. To participate, click on the linktree I have in my bio and itâll take you to the main post on my Twitter where you can grow this hunk. You can also grow him here by liking/favoriting the story, giving me a follow, or commenting on it on any of the other sites. Either way itâll count towards this man getting bigger. The first round will go through March 1st to March 13th and I will post those results on March 16th. Weâll see how much he grows after just 1 week :) Hope you guys enjoy and Happy Macro March!)
Who else is ready for Macro March? I know I'm getting excited for something bigđ
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