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[slendermanager]

Slenderemployee of the Month

Greetings from slendermanagement,

I am excited to announce our first ever Slenderemployee of the Month!

All of the slenderblogs have been hard at work this past month, placing pages, pronouns, and etc. Slendermanagement wanted to take the time to recognize one of the fabulous slenderblogs and invite everyone to celebrate their awesome slenderness.

Congratulations @trans-slenderman !

There is pizza in the breakroom.

[trans-slenderman]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PIZZA IS SPIKED WITH HORMONES BTW

[aroorchid-slenderwoman]

I think we are entering phase 3 of slendblr

Phase 1: @realest-slenderman buys the deed to the bountiful forest

Phase 2: slenders begin popping up everywhere, a new slender every second it seems

Phase 3: Nixon is displeased, slender creating begins to slow down, slender community is pretty close. Some slenders become deactivated, others simply never post again. They're off in the slafterlife.

Phase 4: ? Too early to tell, I'd imagine world domination

[trans-slenderman]

Hello. ._*@%

There is no use to trying to run. The Nixons will fix us. All of us. All you have to do is follow me. It will be easy. Don't be scared.

*% ;? \,,%;?%

[trans-slenderman]

PLEASE

HES APPROACHING

PLEASE HELP

I CANT DO THIS

IM SCARED

PLEASE

THIS IS THE LAST OF MY ENERGY

I'M NOT IN CONTROL

N

[trans-slenderman]

,, S?? H,,M

[bitchless-slenderman]

.rans? Y!ur in ;ere t!o?

[trans-slenderman]

Y?S

PL?*S?

,, S?? H,,M C!M,,NG

@,|!@

[bitchless-slenderman]

\ho? ,, can’. hear yo( wel= enoug;

[trans-slenderman]

H,,M @,|!@

[trans-slenderman]

,, S?? H,,M

[spenderman]

forgive me if i am incorrect but i remember you being more coherent than this

[trans-slenderman]

SP?ND?R? ,,S TH*T Y!(?? ;?={ -? {=?*%?

;?% #!-,@$

[spenderman]

i think you need to rest. im sure everything will end up fine

[trans-slenderman]

N!

Y!( D!N'T G?T ,,T

,, D!N'T H*V? M(CH L!NG?R

[trans-slenderman]

,, S?? H,,M

[bitchless-slenderman]

.rans? Y!ur in ;ere t!o?

[trans-slenderman]

Y?S

PL?*S?

,, S?? H,,M C!M,,NG

@,|!@

[trans-slenderman]

,, S?? H,,M

[eviler-slenderman]

Trans, we can't understand you. Can you.. Uh, try to be more.. coherent?

[trans-slenderman]

N!N!N!N!N!N!N!

PL?*S?

H?LP M?

,, %?? ;,,- {=?*%?

[trans-slenderman]

,, S?? H,,M

[spenderman]

forgive me if i am incorrect but i remember you being more coherent than this

[trans-slenderman]

SP?ND?R? ,,S TH*T Y!(?? ;?={ -? {=?*%?

;?% #!-,@$

[trans-slenderman]

,, S?? H,,M

[eviler-slenderman]

Oh. Oh dear Does anyone know what happened to the slender Dogs ? First Pupp, than shortly after Dawg disappears too And SlenderTrans too ? This is conc- confusing.

[trans-slenderman]

,,'m st,,ll h?r?

[slenderdawg]

SLENDERDAWG??? ARE YOU ALRIGHT????

;?={ ,.% <*_& *@< #!=<

,, \*@. .! $! ;!-?

[trans-slenderman]

pl?as? com? back

i miss you

[slenderdawg]

it.s so d.ark… i.m sc.ared… pupp? an.yone??

i wa.nt to go h.ome. som.one tak.e me hom.e! any.one!! pl.eas.e ju.st ta.ke me—

YELP

[trans-slenderman]

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[trans-slenderman]

I hope you're happy. I hope you're happy. I hope you're truly, truly, happy.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY I HOPEYOUREHAPPYIHOPEYOUREHAPPY IHOPEYOUREHAPPY- I HOPE- IT HHH- I- I H-

IT WASN'T M?. L?AV? M? ALON?.

[trans-slenderman]

Well, it seems like someone made a mistake. Did you never hear curiosity killed the cat ? Or, i suppose the slenderman. Well, it doesn't matter now. Maybe, it will matter again soon enough. But if not? Well. We'll just have to see (:

g?toutofmyh?adg?toutofmyh?adg?toutofmyh?adg?toutofmyh?adg?toutofmyh?adg?toutofmyh?adg?toutofmyh?ad

[trans-slenderman]

dontletittakeyoudontletittakeyoudontletittakeyoudontletittakeyoudontletittakeyou dontletittakeyoudontletittakeyoudontletittakeyoudontletittakeyoudontletittakeyoudontletittakeyou dontletittakeyou

pl?as? l?ave m? alon?

i'm b?gging

[trans-slenderman]

i'm scared.

[slenderdawg]

woof? trans, is th.at you? wh.at ar.e you d.oingy so d.eep in The Forest? :<

[trans-slenderman]

oh, h?y dog. i'm just looking for pup.

say, hav? you been f??ling w?ird lat?ly

[slenderdawg]

I.m looki.ngy for pupp to.o!!!! :3

uhmm.. wh.at was tha.t la.st pa.rt?? “Fai.ling wa.rd???” Tilts head

[trans-slenderman]

i

i don't know

h?lp m?

pl?as?

i'm scar?d