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[doctorslippery]

And you don’t get roofied. Harsh truths may not go down well, but they may save your body and your life. 

[underwaterfraulein]

Right, but I also think it’s important to note, even if you have NO REASON to refuse the drink other than you JUST DON’T WANT IT, you STILL get to say no. You don’t have to justify it with a safety concern - you are ALLOWED to say no, even if saying yes feels harmless and saying no makes you feel like a jerk.

I don’t know if the context of the original quote involves the potential of the drink being drugged, but either way it’s an example of someone putting pressure on you via a seemingly innocuous behavior - it could be bringing you food, or a coat because you ‘looked cold’. AND YOU STILL GET TO SAY NO.

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[Image ID: black text on a white background that says "Imagine you're at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says 'Come on, one drink!' You say 'no thanks.' Later, he brings you a soda. 'I know you said you didn't want a drink, but I was getting one for myself and you looked thirsty.' For you to refuse at this point makes you the asshole. He's just being nice, right? Predators use the social contract and our own good hearts and fear of being rude against us. If you drink the drink, you're teaching him that it just takes a little persistence on his part to overcome your 'no.' If you say, 'Really, I appreciate it, but no thanks' and put the drink down and walk away from it, you're the one who looks rude in the moment. But the fact is, you didn't ask for the drink and you don't want the drink and you don't have to drink it just to make some guy feel validated." --The Art of "No" (Jennifer P.) End ID]

[no-chill-at-all]

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[Image transcript: a tweet by dirt prince (@ pants-leg) that says "teach a man to fish and he'll turn around and try to teach you to fish like he invented it and you're an idiot". End ID]

[whitepeopletwitter]

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[Image transcript: a tweet by jomny sun (@ jonnysun) that says "high difficulty level escape room concept: u are laying in bed and u have one hour to get out of bed". End ID]

[whitepeopletwitter]

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[Image transcript: a tweet by Brook (@ userbrook) that says "I just want to know why my clothes only get caught on the door handle when I'm in a bad mood". End ID]

[redandfranticfeelings]

big movie studio: we’re going to introduce our first lgbt character!!! it’s going to be so groundbreaking and important for the lgbt community!!!

the actual movie:

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[Image transcript: the intro futurama image: shades of blue and black lines from the bottom center of the image, stretching out across the image. On top of that is the word "futurama" in gold-outlined red font. Below it small white text says "featuring a new invisible character who doesn't speak". End ID]

[obvious-apostate]

Y’all

MCR shirt circa 2005:

MCR shirt 2019:

I love it so much.

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[Image transcript: 2 images, both of the prints on shirts for My Chemical Romance (both shirts use the standard typefont for the band name, with the "my" large and the "chemical" and "romance" stacked and sharing the 'M')

First image (2005): a red shirt with white lettering. Text reads "I don't need your friends... I've got my own" then below it says "my chemical romance". Behind the words are long black bullets.

Second image (2019): a black shirt. White text says "on second thought...let's all be friends" and below it the red text says "my chemical romance". Behind the words are white printed roses.

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[afeelgoodblog]

blessed_wednesday

[roseverdict]

THE LAST WEDNESDAY OF THE DECADE???

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[Image transcript:

First image (from blessedimagesblog): a very, very round pink/green frog with "sparklers" in its hands. Text surrounding it reads "it is the last Wednesday of the decade my dudes".

Second image (from roseverdict): a reaction image of a man covering his face like he's going to cry. The image has been made blurry and reddened.

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[abz-j-harding]

wishing you all the best xxx

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[Image transcript: a white background with circular snow flurries. A crow in a santa hat is on the right side of the picture. It is holding a sign in its claw that reads "Merry Christmas xxx". End ID]

[staff]

Hey!

Good news: You can now add alt text to every photo and GIF you upload to a post with your Tumblr iOS or Android app.

What?

Alt text! It’s a textual alternative to a photo or GIF, so anyone who uses a screen reader will know what you’ve posted. If you post, say, a long Furby sitting on a couch, you might provide alt text that says “a long Furby sitting on a couch” so anyone who needs to use a screen reader gets to join in on the fun. Keep it short, keep it descriptive. 

How?

Easy-peasy. When you add an image or GIF to a post or reblog on Tumblr in the iOS or Android app, you’ll see a meatballs menu (●●●) pop up in the lower right-hand corner of your image or GIF. Tap it, then select “Add alt text.” 

Why?

We’re continuing our efforts to make Tumblr more accessible in accordance with the Web Accessibility Initiative of the World Wide Web Consortium. They’re an initiative that sets standards for accessibility for people who may need assistance using the internet.

Happy alt texting, Tumblr!

[socialjusticeinamerica]

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[Image transcript: a white background with blue text that says "unions are why there are fire exits at your work, and why the doors aren't padlocked during work hours" with a drawing of two hands shaking below. End transcript]

[anxietyproblem]

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[Image transcript: a tweet by sara mchenry (@ yellowcardigan) that says:

"My therapist: <laughs at a joke I said>

Me (to myself): This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,"

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[childhoodruiner]

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[Image transcript: a tweet by faduma (@ SpokenDamsel) that says "This lady was being so rude to me in the grocery line so rather than say anything to her, I invited everyone behind her to go ahead of me. Today, I had time." End transcript]

[sunsuhage]

the most comforting words a father can say

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[Image transcript: a series of screenshots from a Korean tv show. The father is sitting on the floor, hugging his toddler daughter who appears to be crying. The father says "You have chubby cheeks so your body can absorb shock. I structured your DNA that way." End transcript]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[paradoxius]

This is supposed to be a joke, but this was an actual controversy when the queen was introduced into chess:

15th century gamergate: ‘tis about moral unrighteousness in the folios printed about games on Master Gutenberg’s new movable type press.

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[Image transcript for image from cultural-marxist-sjew-agitprop (first image): white text on a black background that says "Oh wow a female character. I guess that's cool and all but she seems a little overpowered. I mean why do the sjws have to force their agenda into film and gaming. Also I feel like the only reason she is black is to virtue signal. It's not very realistic for a black woman to engage in medieval combat." End text. The text is followed by a close-up picture of the black queen chess piece on a chess board. End transcript]

[Image transcript for image from paradoxius (second image): a screenshot of a paragraph of a Wikipedia article that says "During the 15th century the queen's move took its modern form as a combination of the move of the rook and the current move of the bishop. Starting from Spain, this new version - caller "queen's chess" (scacchi de la donna), or pejoratively "madwoman's chess" (scacchi alla rabiosa) - spread throughout Europe rapidly, partly due to the advent of the printing press and popularity of new books on chess. The new rules faced a backlash in some quarters, ranging from anxiety over a powerful female warrior figure to frank abuse against women in general." End transcript]

[englishproblems]

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[Image transcript: a tweet by theartsyreader (@ theartsyreader1) that says "I have come to the conclusion that buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies." End transcript]

[veryfunnymemes]

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[Image transcript: a tweet by Lornngjohn (@ john_houseof308) that says "I have a very huge respect for those who didn't watch Game of Thrones at all. Not even a single episode. Even with all the noise made online and offline. These set of people cannot be affected by social pressure, peer pressure or any kind of pressure in this world". End transcript]

[veryfunnymemes]

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[Image transcript: a tweet by 67' (@ fayvourite_) that reads "My prof started our lecture by telling us he canceled the last two classes because he has been suffering from depression and this dude beside me types "prof is depressed :(" as his first bullet point lmaoo". End transcript]