OKAY SO HEAR ME OUT:
Old transman Reinhardt
Absolutely nobody so much as suspects that he is until one day during the Beach Episode every group needs
Lúcio is shy about his top scars and is a little embarrased to show them off and then Reinhardt
“FEAR NOT COMRADE” *rips off shirt* “I TOO HAVE THE SAME BATTLE SCARS! LET US EMBRACE THE TROPHIES OF OUR WON BATTLES TOGETHER!” bonus if he does a Ginyu style pose while flexing
Basically give me OverEnthusiastically Supportive TransGrandpa Reinhardt being a wonderful role model for the kids












