Americanization

affirming the existence of a separate american language as soon as reasonably possible

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

[marimopet]

what does this say in english

[merinnan]

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

[myangelofthelord]

ok so what does it say in american

[merinnan]

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

[michaelrotonal]

but what does it say in japanese

[translating-posts-into-american]

I dunno I'm American.

[sleepyfellow03]

there's a person who follows me on tumblr. they run a dead blog that i made a sarcastic evil clone of

@netherator (the person running the blog) @translating-posts-into-american (the dead blog) @detranslatingpostsfromamerican (my "evil" clone of the blog)

[translating-posts-into-american]

yeah I don't see enough stuff that looks aorth translating

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

[marimopet]

what does this say in english

[merinnan]

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

[myangelofthelord]

ok so what does it say in american

[merinnan]

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

[maidthings]

anything above 0° is too warm. water is meant to be solid

[translating-posts-into-american]

anything above 32° is too warm. water was meant to be solid