Shy Monster: The Octopus

The parties are advised to chill.

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Friend: what kind of cat is she?

Me: chaotic neutral

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hey tumblr dot com I’m a mad boy tonight

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I just bought a 20$ microphone for our silly roleplay podcast. I work at circle k and am currently sleeping on a couch. winner of life?

[massivelimestonecube]

he naked

[zeezrom]

Walter Molino, 1958

[lesbophobes-deactivated20220907]

idk what this is but I like it

[redactedmp3]

@thisisphudge

[jellyroll22]

Every reason you can possibly think of for this happening would be valid lol

[kittykhole-deactivated20140917]

fat cat running

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

look at him… look at how deliberate each step and movement is. look at how mathematically perfect that 90 degree corner turn was… this cat is on another level far beyond us all

[tazmilyvillage-deactivated20161]

ribbon eels are my favorite animal because theyre all trans and theyre always screaming

[tazmilyvillage-deactivated20161]

literally every member of the species Rhinomuraena quaesita is born sexless, then transition into male and then later into female in order to reproduce

also in every picture ive seen of them they are always making the :V face i love them

[yacchan]

After watching a Ghibli movie: holy sh i t I’m so inspired I’m so MOTIVATED I’m gonna clean my entire house and write 300 novels, maybe even cook a meal for my family, or start my own business, or go on an adventure, or perhaps learn an instrument, or—

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a very serious call of cthulhu campaign

let’s call this a teaser, shall we? Ellie, Jess, and I attempt to be in the 20s with varying results. Lexi joins us at some point. Listen to us attempt to navigate the 1920s, eldritch horror, class anxiety, heteronormativity, mob obligations, and not showering for 2 weeks! Dicey Situations, an actual play podcast with a very competent DM/Keeper and a very incompetent editor (me). First episode up soon!

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adeadlemonliving replied to your post:so I’m back on the tumblr and it’s mostly just to...

Well it was a truly balled up bunch of baloney from a jived-up java jack. A real ritzy mccoy who was spifficated.

funny you should mention spifficated. I happen to have a choice sound clip that may send all three of us to hell.

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Don't be twisting my nip nops, bruh

Ricky Weatherflee, my favorite npc who Ellie has unfortunately filed a restraining order against for admittedly understandable reasons

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so I’m back on the tumblr and it’s mostly just to say that I’m editing the audio of me, @adeadlemonliving, and @jestershark just losing our shit over the worst npc ever who reads slang off of 1920s slang dictionaries, and it’s probably the funniest thing that’s happened to me in weeks

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Choice autocorrect text from my dad

[mypugobsession]

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me: oh yea it's been years I'm over it

also me: *was actually irreparably changed to the point that my personality and the way I interact with others and my insecurities are, even today, a direct result of what happened*

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[ryancrobert]

fucking show-off

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