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Coinciding with the anime release, I planned and cooked a meal alongside an episode every week. This post is a collection of all those recipes in chronological order, but all the related posts can always be found on my dungeon munchy tag!
✨Food is ready trumpets✨
Season 1
Roasted Basilisk and Mandrake Omelet - (Leftovers+)
Living Armor Soup, Bake, and Stir fry
Cabbage Soup, Turnip Salad, Bread, and Spicy Chicken
Bug Snacks and Holy Water Sorbet
Cursed Paintings and Mimic Boiled in Salt Water
Barley Porridge and Kraken (and) Parasite Kabayaki
Raspberries and Yakiniku
Tentacles with Vinegar Dressing and in Stew
Tentacle Gnocchi with Frog Leg
Bonus: Dragon Slaying Cutlet
Rewind: Scorpion and Mushroom Hot Pot and Man-Eating Plant Tart
Red Dragon Feast: Roast, Dragontail Soup, and Pizza Bread
Rewind: Kakiage and Giant Bat Tempura
Good Rations
Dryad Fruit Potage and Bud Sautee / Eisbein-style Cockatrice and Bud Sauerkraut
Cockatrice Ankake and an Eastern Style Meal - (With Brick addition)
Harpy Egg Tamagoyaki
Fifth floor Pilaf, Piccata, and Sweet Dryad - (Reblog with prep and commentary)
Hyorogan, Mushroom Risotto, and Sake Steamed Nightmares - (Hyorogan Prep)
Ice Golem Fish (and) Chawanmushi, Sweet Simmered Mandrake, and Barometz - (Process [CW fish fileting])
Soul Eggs Benedict and Golden Kingdom Feast - (WIP Reblog)
Golden Kingdom Breakfast and Skyfish and Chips - (Leftovers+)
Griffin Soup and Handmade Dumplings - (Leftovers+)
Changeling Dumplings and Seed Tea with Bacon and Eggs
The whole greatsword scabbard discourse gets me because, like, we know the answer to this one. We've got primary sources talking about it. The answer to "how do you carry a weapon that's more than a yard or so long" is:
If you don't think you'll need it on short notice and you're lucky enough to have access to a wagon or other means of transport, you don't carry it at all – you stick it in the wagon.
If you do think you'll need it on short notice or you don't have a wagon, you just carry it in your hands everywhere you go and constantly complain about how dumb and awkward that is, unless you're a professional mercenary and/or independently wealthy, in which case you hire a guy to follow you around carrying it in his hands everywhere you go and he complains about how dumb and awkward that is (though probably not while you're listening).
My next D&D fighter is gonna be a greatsword specialist who has a squire who's always carrying around his big fuckoff sword and complaining about how dumb and awkward it is. Whether or not said squire is going to get fed up with that treatment and stab me in the back with my own sword out of frustration will be up to the DM.
its funny because like a similar sword in china, the Miaodao also has like specific ways of drawing it in short notice despite it being too long to do a regular draw. My favorite is the partner draw
Pupping season is winding down as summer begins, but the harbor seal spectacular is just getting started!
After giving birth, harbor seals will linger at the rookery as mothers bond with their pups and teach them the ways of the water. The little ones follow in mom’s flipper-steps, learning important life skills like hunting, galumphing, and riding waves onto the beach for a well-deserved nap. It’s tough work, but somebody’s gotta do it! 🦭
Harbor seals are protected by the Marine Mammal Protection Act of 1972, a key U.S. law that protects seals, whales, otters, and other beloved aquatic species from harmful human activity.
If you venture out for some seal spotting this summer, stay quiet and keep a distance of 50 yards. It’s more than just the right thing to do–getting too close to marine mammals like harbor seals can mean big fines and even jail time for a law-breaking human!
So mellow out, settle in, and enjoy your day on the bay with the chill vibes of a sleepy harbor seal. 🏖️☀️
ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs
Unlike many members of the Cladonia genus with conspicuous podetia much larger than the basal thallus, C. ceratophylla has a prominent basal thallus made up of broad, branching lobes topped by thin, relatively small podetia. These lobes are recurved, with a smooth, green upper surface, and a pale, rhizinate lower surface. The upper half of podetia are covered in thin, overlapping, needle-shaped microlobules, a defining feature of this species. C. ceratophylla grows on mossy soil in humid-tropical regions of Central America and South America, including the Galapagos Islands.
sometimes a lichen just becomes more lichen to me. Like, the creature was like, we must become More in our body plan by at least 20%. we must add more knobs and nodes and various nearly microscopic ossified rounded crusts right this instant. the lichen version of greebling. and I know their plan, ‘oh nooo let me just put my many breakable pieces right here where they can break off and become clones of myself in the underbrush’, yknow, but like. *greebles my body plan* *greebles my body plan* *greebles my body plan* *gree
