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A cowboy with artist's hand

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That’s right bitches, I’m back

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Quanto tempo que eu não te vejo

você se foi e não olhou pra trás

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Imagine the following scenario

I’ll punch you in the mouth

with my own mouth

slowly

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people be like “oh did you know that -” well bitch yes i knew that i am the king of useless information i read a entire fucking encyclopedia you can’t even compete with my bullshit

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oh well, life is like a tornado

not good to be in.

am i right?

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i need a jojo prequel and phineas & ferb sequel to explain what the hell happened here

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Tell me He-man, is being good as lonely as being evil?

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once i started writing a novel called The Lost Sandals of The Virgin Princess where this princess lost her sandals that happened to be the most beautiful sandals in the world, and a knight travelled the world to recover it in order to marry her

but the plot twist was like the devil stole the sandals bc they were so pretty and I could not think of anything after that so that’s the end of the story

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what’s that fancy book by lovecraft?

Menage Daydream and the Quest of Unknown Kadath or Something idk

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Like, how do you believe in “wind”, bro its fake like why I can’t see it?

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btw i’m back bitches

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Hey sweetheart, wanna come by and play some domino?

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You almost convinced me I’m real.

But I’m no fool, sugar girl

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Medical & Psychedelic Clinic

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The happiness is the mage’s suicide

and I want to die

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If the Earth was a sphere, it would just go rolling around the universe’s floor.

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drink bulletproof water to become stronger and hydrated