guess who's back?

Jess. Once moonlitserenades, until I, uh, lost access to my password and my recovery email. Currently heating some rivalries.

[shanesloverboy]

Captains and their alternates

[espiethestrawberry]

[lieselsart]

Happy pride🎊❤️🏳️‍🌈

[mooonlitserenades]

carter vaughn 🥰

[rylandgraces]

How it feels when someone prevs you

[ross-hollander]

I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

[medrawawi]

ilya going to pick up the shanelings from school🐤🐤

[teathattast]

[lustingupon]

[darlingofdots]

let's think of some Bits in the Hollander-Rozanov household because every good relationship needs incomprehensible and insufferable Bits:

the random Russian nouns as pet names, obviously

turning to Anya to arbitrate who won the race/loads the dishwasher correctly/scored a sexier goal etc

Ilya. Ilyusha. Ilyushenka. Ilyushenkechka.

and who won Rookie of the Year????

"I have never said this in my life"

threatening to tell Yuna

"pass me the remote?" — "come and get it" — [wrestling]

butt slapping. at every opportunity.

"we will have to shoot you like lame horse" when one of them gets so much as a papercut

idioms translated literally into the wrong language

"this is not hall of fame behaviour"

"who should I bring as my plus one" and listing random people while the other pouts

[fuckrozanov]

i do think ilya feels physically sick thinking about shane and rose having sex but it’s not even just about jealousy. mostly he just can’t stand it, knowing what shane is like with him, flushed and greedy and alive. always wanting more and more and more, which is how ilya wants him to feel all the time. and then there’s the thought of shane letting someone touch him while he’s somewhere else in his own head. shane being polite about it. shane making it bearable for her, because of course he would, because he’s shane. because even trapped in his own miserable little performance he would still be careful with everyone except himself.

[swearphil]

SHANE WEEK | day 2: favourite look

[connorstorriegifs]

Hudcon Week 2026 | Day 4: Favorite Quote

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[befloweringg]

when shane and ilya go shopping shane doesn't let ilya carry a single bag and gets upset if he tries to grab the bag from the counter, therefore there are countless thirst pages dedicated to shanes buff arms with dozens of bags on them

[charlielovesbuffy]

I fully believe, to the depths of my soul, that if one of the Metros said “I bet Rozanov has a tiny dick”, Shane “maybe he’s sick” “he’s not” Hollander would instantly say “he doesn’t” and then walk into the ocean

[lesbianrozanov]

toddler shane mic’d up highlights

get the puck get the puck get the puck

faaaast i’m so fast

let’s gooooo!

[unintelligible noises]

go go go go

[singing o canada]