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One of my favourite things about AJR is how most of their songs are about really specific situations or emotions. Like, a lot of songs from other bands are very formulaic, either love songs like "boo hoo he left me" or emo songs like "I hate myself and/or the world". But AJR has some really unique bangers which include but are not limited to: I spent so much time in middle school trying to impress you and wow was that a waste of time.

I’m not cool enough to smoke weed, but I don't mind if you do.

I’m just really emotionally involved in the tv show The Office, okay?

I’m really addicted to my phone and also bored with my life (same).

I’m allowed to be a whiny bitch, okay?

Things have got to get better because, well, they can’t get any worse.

You think I'm stupid? Oh I’ll show you stupid.

The fact that I’m not harassed by the paparazzi is one of my favourite parts about my life.

Babe, I'm just so busy. Can we reschedule Christmas for June?

I was just born and I hope racism doesn’t exist!

And

I lost my socks and now I'm wondering why I never go outside and what I'm doing with my life.

transpoettryinghisbest

You almost got it perfect, but it was actually Bummerland, not Way Less Sad. Also the fifth one is World's Smallest Violin. You were right about the Entertainment's Here, though. All great songs.

I started out with Burn the House Down and Let the Games Begin, but I couldn't tell you what either of those are about. Still good though

#I'm impressed by how many you got #ajr #ajr band #ajr brothers

brutalitybunny

original from millechama on twt

putting-swears-back-in-images

Your blog reminds me of this one video I saw. It was a tiktok skit uploaded to Facebook reels about a woman working in a nursery. One of the nursery workers said "we just got a report that you s*******d a child" and I genuinely sat there and went ".......... she shitted a child? She projectile shat on a child???"

It was strangled.

List of words that phrase could have been:

shitted

sprained

spray tanned

stupefied

swallowed

snorted

slayed

slot machined

sexualized

springtrapped

and more!

None of which provide any damn clarity on the situation, and some which have VERY different implications than others.

Clarity is important fellas! Use your fucking words.

#most of these are funny but make some semblence of sense #but how the fuck do you slot machine a child #what would that even look like

digitaldiscipline

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

crapload-of-crafts

~The Lords in Black~

You can find on my Redbubble~

snaxle-deactivated20260531

"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually

snaxle-deactivated20260531

i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life

snaxle-deactivated20260531

#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis

snaxle-deactivated20260531

#can somwone pleasw provide context to whatever the fuck op is referring to

s-a-blotsky

You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird

#omg i love some of these

brutalitybunny

alliswyattonthewesternfront

"when people ask how you're doing, they don't really care." most of them do, actually, the amount they care is just directly proportional to how well they know you. you're just mad you can't be the main character of the Twice Daily.

alliswyattonthewesternfront

if i am doing shitty and the check out girl asks me, "how are you?" i will say,"man, i've been better." we are strangers to each other. she doesn't need to know my whole life story. she doesn't need to know about my credit score and my hemorrhoids or my uncle in the hospital. she just needs enough to respond "been there, buddy. hey, at least the day is almost over?" and then we part ways. i have been on both sides of thousands of exchanges like this, the only one making you do a little song and dance is you, my friend

galadriel1010

Any travel advice site will tell you to travel like a local, but honestly you should local like a traveller. Go out with wide eyes and curiosity. Visit museums and parks and art galleries, try out the overpriced but highly rated restaurants that only tourists visit, take photos and video, stop to read those heritage information signs, treat yourself to an ice cream on a hot day. Don't let tourists be the only ones who take joy in your home.

#i do this all the time it's so fun

Happy Moomin's day!!!

#moomin #moomin's day #moomin day #tove jansson #the moomins

leox-un

this new ghost trick dlc looks kinda familiar...

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justsalpals

The most real depiction of a writer to ever exist is that lady in ghost trick who stays up all night writing her smut by candlelight, squinting at every other word because it doesn't look right and needs to double check she didn't make it up, muttering to herself about how she'd hate to live in the country of the bdsm prime minister she made up for smut purposes.

dogpuppy

leiten7

gumshoe in aa2: *crashes car*

gumshoe in aa3:

#oh my god

$fricklefracklefloof blog's avatar$

fricklefracklefloof

a comic about tattoos

Happy 2 year anniversary of the time I got hit by a car and also happy 1 year anniversary of the time I watched a theatre production wherein a woman gets hit by a car on the 1 year anniversary of the time I got hit by a car

#the show was the great gatsby #spoilers i guess

disabledandtrans

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disabledandtrans

progesterone tracker is here.

oestrogen tracker is here.

testosterone tracker is here.

if you experience any disability or neurodivergency please fill out this form. it is equally important to me to have data that says progesterone doesn't affect autism or testosterone doesn't make you hard of hearing or whatever, as it is to document changes. so if you have any health condition. please fill it out. even if it to say "no change". i am begging you all.

and if you can't. please. please do reblog. i need this to be as big as humanly possible. it is the best way forwards to inform decisions.

dead-mad

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ijustwannafallunderyrsawteeth

Estrogen is linked to autoimmune issues (why they primarily affect cis women in the research) so I'm curious to see if that's reflected in this research

desk-drawerr

Can I see more ducky please?

this is what you meant, right?

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