tf2 blog

main: @nocurnsl | tf2 rp/oc blog: @kaletheblupyro | name and pronouns: kale, they/he/it/monster | pfp: made by @tranzscout | i live vicariously through spydad and trans scout, dont @ me

[transscoutmybeloved]

(disclaimer: i hc most of the mercs as lgbtq (ill post a link here eventually to a post with my sexuality and gender hcs once i make it) and i myself am gay and trans)

scout: hey- hey engie.

engineer: yes boy? what do ye want or need pardner?

Scout: *fighting back laughter* wh- what's da word f- for a gay French person?

spy: *starts listening closely but pretends not to care*

engie: i uhhh... i dont know... im not t'man to t'ask that kinda thing

scout: *barely containing laughter* a- a faggette *laughs*

spy: *bursts out laughing*

*both spy and scout laughing uncontrollably*

sniper: *watched the whole thing* im gonna tell 'im

engie: no you won't.

[transscoutmybeloved]

me when i first entered the tf2 community: pyro and scout bff supremacy!!

me now, a pyro and scout main: PYRO AND SCOUT BFF SUPREMACY!!!!

[transscoutmybeloved]

im starting a new series, tf2 voice lines that give me serotonin, first up is scout

[transscoutmybeloved]

spy headcannon.

the reason his hair isn't the same colour as scout's is because he dyes it darker so even when even when he's not wearing his balaclava, he's unrecognisable to any old acquaintances.

[transscoutmybeloved]

scout: hey siri, call me daddy.

siri: i do not see a father in your contacts.

scout:...

sniper and medic: *laughing*

spy: *nearly chokes on wine*

[transscoutmybeloved]

HOW DARE YOU HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS

[transscoutmybeloved]

scout: hey siri, call me daddy.

siri: i do not see a father in your contacts.

scout:...

sniper and medic: *laughing*

spy: *nearly chokes on wine*

[transscoutmybeloved]

i discovered that you could paint your spycrab (i unfortunately dont have on yet) so i instantly went to the wiki to get the pics of painted spycrabs and made spycrab prideflag backrounds for yo phone

(also i did my best on the lesbian flag i swear)

[holdmeburning-deactivated202408]

AYOOO GAY SPYCRAB

[transscoutmybeloved]

YOU KNOW IT

[transscoutmybeloved]

RED sniper: hey scout, i found ur dem-

BLU scout: wasup baby?

RED sniper: i found ur demo, he's sticky jumping without your permission again. d'ya want me to punish him?

BLU scout: nooooo dont do that, he's had enough.

RED soldier: WHY IS THAT MAGGOT ON THE SAME LINE AS RED??

(source: rtfd sonic adventure 2)

[transscoutmybeloved]

scoot

[transscoutmybeloved]

theres a song called cows with guns and i think engi would would sing it.

[transscoutmybeloved]

i discovered that you could paint your spycrab (i unfortunately dont have on yet) so i instantly went to the wiki to get the pics of painted spycrabs and made spycrab prideflag backrounds for yo phone

(also i did my best on the lesbian flag i swear)

[kalethemonster]

showing my bf the tf2 comics this is his first reations to each of the characters

(disclaimer, we are both trans and nonbinary, he's bi, im pan)

saxton hale: gay cowboy

gray mann: mean, overly transphobic, old twink

oliva: (and i quote) "probably likes ninja turtles"

miss pauling: "is that a lesbian?"

soldier: "closted gay man?" (after i told him his name) "trans??"

merasmus: *video of matthew grey gubler dancin to choke me by the used*

(he already knows abt pyro)

demo: *scilence* (he wouldn't say anything other than piss or cock)

maggie: milf

scout: just another twink

spy: looks like ponk (the mcyt)

scouts mom(i showed him a pic): milf

heavy: big man

zhanna: .............. "my brain said step on me, so i just said nothing"

clasic team in general: no

medic: "p u t a l l t h e u t e r u s e s i t h e m"

administrator: lesbian milf

sniper: "......sniper"

sniper's birth parents: dumb

clasic heavy: ugly

clasic pyro: gilf

clasic spy: i dont like him

sniper's parents: "a"

clasic engie: *does his little dancey dance*

clasic sniper: old man

[kalethemonster]

headcannon: the reason that spy's wepons, cigarette case, and sapper go invisible when he does, is that the sywatch's cloak extends to things spy is holding when as he cloaks, this can also extend to people if spy is touching them as he cloaks.

writers go wild with this idea plz

[kalethemonster]

scout: *on the phone to his mom* yeah, yeah.... i gotta go now ma', gotta do work.... ofcourse ill be killing bad guys, because im awesome at that and im what makes the team win!...... ok im part of what makes the team win, but im still awesom tho... ok ma' love ya

spy: *under cloak and is really close to the phone* tell her i said hi

scout: nnEAH! *falls over from being scared and drops his phone* SPY WHAT THE HELL?

spy: *uncloaks* i was just telling you to tell her i said hi

scout: YOU DIDN'T HAVE T' CLOAK TO DO IT!! YA COULDA JUST WALKED OVER!!

spy: well i already did it so just deal with it!

scout: WHY DO YOU WANNA SAY HI TO MY MA ANYWAY?!

spy: BECAUSE YOU MOTHER IS AWSOME!

scout's mom: *laughing*