Genderqueer-Genderfuck

yo like. you cant want to have DID. it just is. if you have peeps with you, they came from trauma. dont deny yourself that. 31.4859nbtf Miners ✅️ Minors ⛔️

[transtriscuit]

If i ever have kids remind me not to let them see me get my ass beat over and iver again in front of them.

[gor3sigil]

DID IS NOT RARE DID IS NOT RARE DID IS NOT RARE DID IS NOT RARE DID IS NOT-

[puppiesdoglover]

Everyone can learned more about puppiss every day. By lookeng it up on Bing or Gogle or DuckieDuckieGo go so fast duckies. Rebark this post if it educafed ypu

[puppiesdoglover]

My valantines is Puppies. Wow. I love you Pupies

[threedollarsdotcom]

if you pass me the aux im playing creamed corn

[beardedmrbean]

[important-animal-images]

[sevensmallgummies]

bonus picture of him with his blini

[stream]

SpongeBob SquarePants S01E18a

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[ashleyperidot-deactivated202602]

I'm so gay.

[predictablesloth]

Even if ICE retreats from Minnesota, the system has to go.

Even if Kristi Noem is impeached, the system has to go.

Even if ICE is defunded, the system has to go.

Even if the right withdraws, the system has to go.

Even if Trump dies, the system has to go.

Even if a liberal is elected president, the system has to go.

Any institution that lets fascism rise is one that's fundamentally broken.

We have the unique opportunity to change the foundations of the US for the better and we can't waste it.

[cnc-pet]

Going to doctors appointments: “I’m like if a puppy took itself to the vet”

Going to the hairdressers: “I’m like if a puppy was groomed”

Exercising on the treadmill: “I’m like if a puppy got walkies”

Doing my injections: “I’m like if a puppy was sooooo brave”

[beardedmrbean]

[bougiebutchbinch]

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

[bougiebutchbinch]

okay okay there's more

6. Elderly surgeon to the anaesthetist who is gossipping with their reg: "I need you to pretend you're in church." [weirdest way to ask people to be quiet, but whatevs]

Anaethetist's new reg with big, horrified eyes: "You mean we should start praying???"

7. Panicking rad tech: "Uhhhh my machine broke. I need to jump on this part and kick it, but I am not paid enough if I break it. Can you - "

Surgeon, casual as: "Yeah, sure."

:violently beats up the C-arm until it starts pumping out those sweet, sweet x-rays:

8. ODP to theatre assistant: "Saw the new tasche earlier. Suits you."

Theatre assistant: "Thanks! it grew on me :)"

Surgeon, pleadingly, within accidental snipping distance of the patient's spinal cord: "Guys, do NOT make me laugh."

[bougiebutchbinch]

OH MY GOD I FORGOT -

9. Surgeon using the electrocauter, leaning over the incision and inhaling deeply: mmmmm, that smell always gets me hungry. I'm having barbeque tonight.

New med student: 👀

[bougiebutchbinch]

and the classique:

Spinal surgeon: hey, that scoli's getting bad. want me to fix it for ya?

Me: I mean. There's a pretty long wait list

Spinal surgeon: yeah but I could do it tonight

Me: that would be very illegal, Jeff

Spinal surgeon: only if they catch me

[kropotkindersurprise]

We salute an absolute icon 🫡

[yasmin1000000]

pisses me off that 90% of art criticising the US maade by USamericans does the thing where theyre like "this isnt the real america. something changed and the america we loved has turned bad" and still pushes patriotism as a good thing and an important thing for americans. die die die die die!

[yasmin1000000]

Correct

[manicpossumdreamdyke]

[hikarisakurariver]

Look, I t’s ok to love your country.

You can love something imperfect but you can’t tell them you’re proud while they tear your house down.

Pride is a different ball game, pride is endorsing what is currently going on and been ok with it been unfair, unjust and unlawful.

Your not evil for been born there but you are responsible for making it better again.

[tamamita]

I don't think it's okay to love a country that was founded on slavery and genocide.

[transtriscuit]

Love? No.

Proud? No.

Happy to be here no? No.

But my family has been here for 300 years, and i am not stopping now. No bootlicking fascists are telling me where to live.