💋CUNT DYKEULA🩸

I love wearing guyliner

[transylvanianvanity]

💋hi I’m Bridgey

💋she her

💋I lobe listenin g to music amd drawing p8cgures and looking at beautiful images

💋lalalalala I’m 19 and luvin it!

[funstyle]

Before the internet if you were a lolcow they would get you on the phone with jello biafra

[kushblazer666]

[dogpuppy]

[energyprison]

americans after eating 2 pounds of pasta and getting sick: uh oh im about to enter a serious food coma lol

americans after eating 2 pounds of ginger beef and fried rice and getting sick: the devious CCP has agents everywhere

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[sharpening a bowie knife while mad-dogging you] we don't take kindly to strangers round here... not unless you're a Simpsons from Springfield, that is. [staring down the edge of my blade] and you're no Lisa, Bart Maggie, or Marge [stabs knife into bench] and you sure as shit are no Homer

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[segamascott]

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[contemptible-scoundrel]

it's punk to complete my twisted and dangerous challenges

[achillesinhighheels]

Susie Freeman’s 1999 performance “A Packet A Week” uses a cigarette-butt dress to confront smoking’s health risks during pregnancy and challenge societal control over women’s bodies

[spiderbasil]

july is going to feel like this

[contemptible-scoundrel]

a girl without a penis is like a top hat without brass cogs and goggles that can't be stretched over the brim to cover ones eyes -THE STEAMPUNK CHASER