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♡ est. '99 ♡

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[aidashakur]

[baesos]

“I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.”

— Robin Williams (via thoughtkick)

[lipstickstainedcigarette]

[ratfuck]

If you got injured the first person you’d call is a cop.

no??? dumbass

[ratfuck]

who tf calls cops if they get injured theyll just show up an hour later and shoot your dog

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[kivcraft]

[nocturnofshadow]

I’m shitting at these tags

[mad-hare]

yea this is Montreal, do you want to know how bad Montreal drivers are? only on the island of Montreal, is it illegal to make a right turn on a red light. because they don’t fucking look. it’s the only place I’ve ever been that has lost it’s “turning on a red light” privilege

but yea powdered snow is slippery af and the island is hilly and full of narrow streets. not designed for wheeled vehicles.

[mad-hare]

I need to reblog myself because I just found this on the gov of Quebec’s website

[scifigrl47]

I visited Montreal once.

Our local guide/friend (a native of the city) took us for bagels. During this trip, the driver:

-Loaded a girl in the trunk portion of the SUV

-Drove the wrong way on a one way street

-Stopped the car in the middle of the road, got out, walked up to a building, whistled, and waited for a lady on the second floor to drop a LAUNDRY BASKET of folded clothes down to him

-Returned to his car with said laundry like this was how he got his laundry delivered every week and maybe that’s true

-Stopped to pick up his Girlfriend. She got in the trunk with the other girl like it was just another seat.

-Ignored multiple signs about road closures and cursed out his GPS in at least two languages, leading us to be forced onto the bridge that took us out of the city entirely

-Uttered the words “Want to see Ottawa? It’s an okay city.” And all of us considered dialling the American embassy to report we were being kidnapped.

-After a 3 hour trip, we were told the bagels we’d gotten weren’t very good; he’d take us to the real place tomorrow.

All in all, as someone raised to deal with BOSTON roads, the worst driving experience I’ve ever had.

[toastbutteregg]

me:

[1anonyymous1]

“It gets better” bro whennn????

[theselfcarelifestyle]

You don’t even realize how good it’s going to get

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I'll take the, uh...., Yea I'll have the shurmp

[cameraroll4-deactivated20150612]

[aritheplug]

we don’t deserve the moon

[int3rnvlfl0w]

[werenotreallystrangers]