Upward, not Northward

Mike, Caucasian Male, 18, Michigan. Taken. Sing, Swim, Act, Repeat.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[alexander]

this

[spiritualwitchery]

Calling ALL of tumblr I need your help!!!

The standing rock tribe are being silenced about what is going on up there with the Dakota access pipe line.

I beg of you to help me get the topic out. It will affect millions of lives. The pipe will leave into the tribes only source of drinking water. We are trying so hard to get this out on twitter and facebook, but we are being silenced.

Today a security team came into the middle of a peaceful native american protest and numerous people got maced and bitten by the dogs. 

I want you all to take a look at the terror on these young girls faces. Then I want you to take a look at the two aggressive dogs. When did it become OK to use dogs against children, mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters OUR freakin people!!! The police will only let a dog go if the suspect runs or the suspect is violent and causes a threat to the public of the officer. Do you see a weapon in these young girls hands? Do these girls look dangerous? The answer would be no. No they don’t. The people with the dogs aren’t even police officers! They are security guards. They couldn’t even keep control of their own dogs leading to them being attacked also.

Most of you won’t even bat an eyelid at my posts, others will be annoyed because of my constant posting.This is happening right this second and threatening millions of lives. I have to help. We can only break the silence if you join us in this fight. Just sharing my post helps the reality of the situation get out there. I now beg of you to share this post in support of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe. Give them a bigger voice. Help them shout this from the roof tops. Please… Rachael <3 <3 #NoDAPL

[kakalotl]

Boost. Solidarity. ✊🏽

[higgs-bonbon-deactivated2017032]

[ethersaga-deactivated20181203]

unmute this now

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

tbh I can 100% believe that this is what Skeletor just does all the time when he’s not out fighting He-Man

[trapped-inside-ikea]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

Let Him Have The Sausages

[runwithskizzers]

i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot

[dicksoutsuggestion]

dicks out for newpussycat

[pherae-moved-deactivated2016122]

what’s newpussycat

[dicksoutsuggestion]

WHOA WHOA OOOHH

[unclefather]

[sgt-shivers]

Anakeion Request. I love this design.

[thedoctorofthedead-deactivated2]

Get on my level.

[sgt-shivers]

You got it!

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

I think this one would be the most efficient. 

[meangreanhare]

Most powerful, maybe, but you’re using twice as many bullets.

[sgt-shivers]

Looks like it works!

Then again. why even poke the bullet at all? Just punch the darn things!

[capncjr]

try this, bullet-master.

[sgt-shivers]

Seems like it works!

[wildlifewednesdays]

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

[bace-jeleren]

LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!

[jsmcavoyed]

(+) 

Am I fucking dreaming ? 

[towritecomicsonherarms]

holy shit

[laleocadia]

The xMen weve always dreamed of

[chaos-slice-pop]

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

[cardinalisinfernum-deactivated2]

cutthroat kitchen aka alton brown’s bdsm culinary extravaganza 

[adobeflashplayer]

[snartmo-deactivated20180309]

What even the fuck

[timetoputmythoughtsdown]

Everybody trying to rap Lafayette’s solo in English and I’m over here like…

[malachaize]

[keristraszas-deactivated2015081]

nsfw = NEVER SAFE FROM WALUIGI

[stickeefingers-deactivated20190]

[darlinghogwarts]

Bigots are afraid of calculus too now.