dad?

carter ♐️ // 21 // he/him

[ray-chill]

⚡️nyoom⚡️

[gostle]

me laying in bed at night thinking about how ugly i am

[kelly-clarkson]

[norunningbythepool-deactivated2]

[meanplastic]

[mukuharakazui]

veggietales is genuinely so fucking funny and it’s even funnier because as soon as i forget that it’s a christian show a carrot starts reciting a bible verse

[thorgyorgy]

Do you even believe in God?

[that-twink-over-there]

My last 2 brain cells

[kscotter]

this is like 7 sucker punches in a row ☠️

[just-shower-thoughts]

The series Harry Potter becomes about something totally different when you see that another anagram for “Tom Marvolo Riddle” is “Mr. Tom, a dildo lover”

[ifyouloveyourself]

absorb this

this vibe, this vibe right here

[bimulder-deactivated20250518]

ok if yall have never seen a jenna marbles/julien solomita video i am begging you to PLEASE watch this because it’s literally the most incredible thing you will ever watch in your life

[homoidiotic]

is it okay for lesbians to watch brokeback mountain\love simon\moonlight etc?

are u asking me if it’s okay for lesbians to watch movies

[thorgyorgy]

My gay ass opening a bottle of champagne in front of my relatives at Christmas

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Her spitting it out is me trying to swallow

[sirussly]

Guys. There going to be a bisexual dating show on TV.

Big Brother UK winner, Drag Race star and LGBT+ advocate Shane Jenek a.k.a Courtney Act will be presenting a ten-part reality dating series called The Bi Life which will feature exclusively bisexual and pansexual participants. It will be broadcasted on E! UK and Ireland and starts on the 29th October.

A show like this has never been done before in the UK, and I’m literally so excited to see something like this on mainstream television.

Shane said of the show: “In 2018 we know that sexuality is fluid and sharing the stories and experiences, the laughter and the love making, of young bi people is so important. So get ready to see the true stories of bisexual singles, who are the largest part of the LGBTQ+ community, but the least known.“

BISEXUAL FINGERGUNS FOR EVERYONE!!

[wavewarrior]

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

🤔🤔🤔

[dilfphd]

[saiasus]

[thorgyorgy]

Me opening and drinking my third bottle of champagne as the gay cousin at Christmas

[adult-sasuke]

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

[amuhsement]

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