oh my god roachie despawned

ashley. 29. she/her. 🩷💜💙. 🇵🇸. ask me how tim minear made me fail the mpre

[violetchachkii]

i am currently in bar prep hell so if i don’t respond to your message i’m sorry

ashley || 29 || she/her || US

✘ MY LINKS ✘

my posts || my ao3 || my joint ao3 || 1k posts

✘ FANDOM CREATIONS ✘

9-1-1 || the righteous gemstones || house of the dragon || euphoria || head high || the witcher || sex education || julie and the phantoms || rupaul's drag race

✘ POPULAR CREATIONS ✘

bucktommy + invisible string || hotd + you're on your own kid || the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo || phantom of the opera finale || cats 1998 + songs about cats

✘ I DO NOT TAKE REQUESTS FOR GIFS ✘

[mrsterlingeverything]

Sweetie your grandma deactivated last night

[onlytiktoks]

[shinyhappygoth]

Time to FROLIC!

[bobomcfoe-art]

Videos i like so much i painted them

[ndnbutch]

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist

[cykelops]

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

[wosp-reactivated]

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

liking but not responding to a tag game because you dont know what to say is the tumblr equivalent of staying home from a party due to social anxiety

[kaylmao]

just molted for the first time ama

[evil-sludge]

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

[kaylmao]

ok no more questions

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[parkayquarts]

hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS

[parkayquarts]

somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol' Zachary Zoetrope

[theheroheart]

PSA for everyone who doesn't know, explained simply

this is NOT because of blocking screenshots, it's because of HOW streaming sites use your computer's hardware to optimise performance, which means the thing rendering the video and the thing capturing your screen aren't the SAME thing. so they can't talk together.

you can fix this by going to your browser settings, searching for "hardware acceleration", and turning that off.

[team-thickness12]

This also fixes screen sharing to other screens. It has been GODSEND

[lucarleigho]

type this in the toolbar to find this setting in firefox: about:preferences#searchResults

[mctreeleth]

ol' Zachary Zoetrope is back in business!

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[theriverbeyond]

kittens are amazing bc they're like what if a wayward ball of lint was also made of knives

[analog-autistic]

me when my friends pick up vocabulary from me and i pick up vocabulary from them

[kosmogrl]

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

[joeyclaire]

hermey the elf was transgender

[joeyclaire]

female elves:

blond hair and small noses

male elves:

no hair and big noses

hermey:

blond hair and small nose

is a trans man

[joeyclaire]

you can be a different gender than the one you were assigned at birth but may god forgive you if you want to be a dentist

[the-floof-king-deactivated20250]

“No daughter of mine will become a dentist!”

“I’m trans actually”

“No son of mine will become a dentist!”

[naturalhairhow101]

LOVE💕

[rowanisawriter]