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RANDOM POLL TIME

MARBLE HORNETS EDITION

Out of the following Marble Hornets cast, who would be banned from using the aux chord during a roadtrip because their music is awful?

Alex

Jay

Tim

Brian

Jessica

<i dont want to vote i just want to see the results

Voting ended onApr 26, 2023

#alex would play staple tape worms on my penis #3 big balls headass #“kiss yo homies” comes on #everyone groans

spectorsvoid

grgrghrgrg it's finally done

LOVEBUG CONSTRUCTS!!!!!

ITS FINALLY DONEEEE, I sorta rushed the cool lighting but I was still attached to the piece without it so I made two more versions! one without the pink shadow and glowies and another one without that and without the glasses!

also closeups and more below! =^.^=

#auuugh #uuehehg #mm #this shit wiped my ass and slapped my nuts

cowboyscrypt

I HATE THE TWINKIFICATION OF MASKY AND HOODY I HATE IT I HATE IT

cowboyscrypt

THAT IS NOT MASKY AND HOODY THATS SKINNY AND SCRAWNY

arkstray-deactivated20240729

This is tooth gap Brian propaganda. Tooth gap Brian is real and true and if you dont like tooth gap Brian then what are u doin with ur life

viscerast

reblogging oomfs post w the tags bc SO TRUE

TOOTH GAPS ARE SO FUCKING CUTE I WANT MORE ART W THEM

rotgutroadkill

tooth gaps and freckles

arkstray-deactivated20240729

FRECKLES BRIAN. IS LITERALLY MY NUMBER 1 THING EVER.

If no freckles and toothgap, are u even living?

gummydamie

WE FUCKING DID IT YOU GUYS

ickymiu

This isn’t mine but omfg XD

solisaureus

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

foone

PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

shirtsthatgohard

wozw4ld-deactivated20241024

@kidwithadrawingmouse

percystarz

they’re literally boyfriends

snoofthefool-deactivated2023122

sleepies

gummy-skulls

Moomin's dream

directdogman

my randy plush is coming in the mail soon how do i make it stop i am frightened

it you absolutely CANNOT stand to have randy delivered to your home, here is some NOT LEGAL ADVICE from yours truly:

move house, before it arrives

burn your house down and fake your death (before it arrives)

intercept your local postal worker before your mail next arrives to inform them that your house has moved, and give them a phony new address

Call your local CIA operative over at 951-262-3062 and when the robot voice asks for your 6 digit employee credentials, type 3-9-5-2-4-8 for the first access code and then 1-9-8-4 for the second, that should get you in. I know it works bc it's my uncle's password. He doesn't work for the US government, to be clear, I'm not sure where he got it from. Anyway, then it'll ask you for a nuke launch code. You want 1260 for the western USA, and 1216 for the east coast. If you live in somewhere like Kansas, you'll have to find something local to blow up instead, as the federal government decommissioned the bunkers they had all over middle america. budget reductions, man. if kansas and nebraska get into a war, they can simply fight it out amongst themselves WITHOUT nukes. Windy state, last thing we need is the radiation blowing over to somewhere useful. Now, they use the old site grounds for growing corn. Means the CIA doesn't have to pay maintenance on the missiles they used to house there AND they get to sell a modest amount of corn per year to subsidize producing missiles to go in even funnier locations. the corn money only amounts to about $46.21 annually, but hey, it’s $46.21 the CIA wouldn’t have had for their next missile otherwise, right? anyway, I doubt your local postal service would deliver your randy plush after a nuclear blast, but maybe your mailman is, like, REALLY dedicated. Actually, now that I think of it, there was TOTALLY a whole ass video game about this very concept. Nuclear apocalypse, mailman... 'Ring a ding ding, baby', what the hell is up with that? Ah shit, where was I going with this again? Oh, right. Sorry!

burn your house down (before randy arrives)

Hope this non legal advice helps you!